Can someone explain to me the point of having a fat wife?

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There was a time in my life I wanted to fukk a fat bytch to see if it’s like that bbw shyt.. it was smoove until she wanted to lay on me after .. I’m a skinny dude so when she did that I swear My breathing got shallow like
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due to the weight on my stomach and chest. At that point I made it I would never wife a fat chick ever




This happened to me before. It was my supervillain origin:wow:
 

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You no longer feel guilty about left overs because She'll make sure they don't exist

She'll run out of breath trying to chase you down so you'll always get away with practical jokes

You can repurpose her old dresses as bedsheets and blankets.

You can build muscle carrying the groceries.
 
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But how does that change things? Because they're washed themselves, they find their fat wife attractive?

i mean.... isn't that in part why yall distinguish the actually worthy men as "high value"..."handsome gang don't have those problems" etc? yall saviors words, not mine btw. everyone's beautiful to me :queen:

but yeah, i reckon it's the same concept. attractive is relative
 

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No. Not even close.
I see, when I addressed the question I just imagine previous relationships, and them gaining weight, I don't think it would matter to me at all. And I say this as an incredibly active person. But I'm more concerned with empathy and facial features over everything else, so although I have never been with a larger woman, I wouldn't exclude simply on that basis.

My assumption is that the attraction between the two individuals you are seeing has branched beyond weight, so bringing that aspect up probably wouldn't even register on their radar, especially if the weight gain was the result of childbearing. And that's assuming they aren't simply attracted to larger woman, which is obviously just a preference.


Unless you get with a "naturally" skinny person or an active person, one should expect weight gain following confirmation of a serious relationship. If they aren't counting calories, it's easy to stack on weight with a rather sedentary lifestyle, the lifestyle being one of a mother, stay at home partner, or any other lifestyles with similar levels of physical activity.
 

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They weren't fat at the beginning. It's funny how the fatness sneak up on you. One minute you with your fit dime in the honeymoon stage, get engaged/married then you wake up one day and she's 30lbs+ heavier, "relationship weight."

The personality and the experiences be A1, so you overlook it. She's your ride or die. Ain't nobody out here.

"Everyone slips up, she'll get right."

She buys the work out machines. She makes the shakes. Signs up for pilates. You see progress.

Then she's pregnant.

At this point you're 5 years in. Baby came through. You're so infatuated with the new baby, you don't notice the sperm whale next to you.

She then has no time for exercise. Baby comes first. She's hungry. You bring her food on the way home from work. She eats a whole course meal in one deft move. You eat a single cheeseburger, waiting for her to fall asleep on the couch so you can jerk off in the bathroom with the shower running.

Years pass. She reaches her final form. 25lbs+ on top of the 30lbs of relationship weight.

You're locked in. Multiple kids. Too invested.

You take shamu out for lunch and a breh sees you. Goes home and posts on the coli..

"Can someone explain to me the point of a fat wife?"
 
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