Can someone explain to me the point of having a fat wife?

[Umoja]

Because there are more important things in a relationship.

When you look at relationships from the outside, there is this tendency to be superficial with it. Because it is not a relationship you have forged, you're not putting value on trust, affection, synergy etc.

There's an element that to relationship that is difficult to quantify. It is why, more often than not, it is best to stay in your lane.

 

[Fiji Water]

She eats a whole course meal in one deft move.

I've seen this shyt happen. Like, I've seen more than one house a meal like a teenage boy.

 

[Michael's Black Son]

LMAOO

 

[Speaking Womanese]

Because their husbands will still smash and tell them they’re a 10

My cousins husband told her to lose the gut or he ain’t paying the bills no more.

The 1st of the month came and them suppliers were calling her about overdue payments; she paid them off her credit card and signed up to the gym the same day.

 

[shopthatwrecks]

Now, I'm GMB in general, but to top it off she's fat? How are these dudes attracted to their wives, and if they're not, what's the point of having her around? Lying next to her in bed doesn't feel gross? I don't get it.

the humidity ....the sauna between them thighs...

 

[BobbyWojak]

Gut sticking out past your breasts

it was smoove until she wanted to lay on me after

I hate this argument because I don't know how fat we're talking here, chubby isn't fat, I don't got anything against chubby women I feel like mfs are talking about a Lizzo type.

What choice do we have? Department of Health says 4 out of 5 black women are overweight

'overweight' is broad though, I don't feel like most Black women walking around are huge and sloppy or anything, they're just thicker

 

[Atlrocafella]

the point is so you can cheat on them without feeling guilt. fats are an ontologically evil species and no act against them can be morally wrong, it's true, it's true.

Jesus Christ

 

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

I've seen this shyt happen. Like, I've seen more than one house a meal like a teenage boy.

Me too, man. Women scarfing down a meal and seconds and then got the nerve to get mad when you sitting there looking at them like

 

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

 

[Jaguar93]

Now if a female come in here and ask. What’s the point, of a non 6 figures husband. I wonder how this thread would go.

 

[AllHolosEve]

....everyone's beautiful to me

-LIES. You know damn well you seen some ugly mothafukkas during your lifespan.

 

[Nokids]

I hate this argument because I don't know how fat we're talking here, chubby isn't fat, I don't got anything against chubby women I feel like mfs are talking about a Lizzo type.



'overweight' is broad though, I don't feel like most Black women walking around are huge and sloppy or anything, they're just thicker

Oh nah this was a Lizzo type bytch cute face but fat lol typing that out I remember Kevin Samuels “You weigh more than a man!”

 

[skyrunner1]

They weren't fat at the beginning. It's funny how the fatness sneak up on you. One minute you with your fit dime in the honeymoon stage, get engaged/married then you wake up one day and she's 30lbs+ heavier, "relationship weight."

The personality and the experiences be A1, so you overlook it. She's your ride or die. Ain't nobody out here.

"Everyone slips up, she'll get right."

She buys the work out machines. She makes the shakes. Signs up for pilates. You see progress.

Then she's pregnant.

At this point you're 5 years in. Baby came through. You're so infatuated with the new baby, you don't notice the sperm whale next to you.

She then has no time for exercise. Baby comes first. She's hungry. You bring her food on the way home from work. She eats a whole course meal in one deft move. You eat a single cheeseburger, waiting for her to fall asleep on the couch so you can jerk off in the bathroom with the shower running.

Years pass. She reaches her final form. 25lbs+ on top of the 30lbs of relationship weight.

You're locked in. Multiple kids. Too invested.

You take shamu out for lunch and a breh sees you. Goes home and posts on the coli..

"Can someone explain to me the point of a fat wife?"

Hang in there breh, for the kids I guess (i dont want to see your girl on kendra show)

Get you a side piece if you have to, dont overreact if she threaten to snitch

And when the kids get older dont let them hold you phone






I been on TLR too much

 

[CapitalforCapital]

Post your girl. Yawl boys do a lot of talkin very little showing. Post the last girl you been with brother

 

[Koli_Kat]

There less maintenance then attractive chicks

More likely to go 50/50,
Let them get away with bullshyt
Etc