Brehs I took the biggest L of my life

[Neil Tyson]

All this shyt you went through and could have just gotten an escort

Brehs sacrificing their education and time and work over broads and got the nerve to critique my stance on hiring a professional in circumstances like these.

Breh freezing on the side of some entitled bytch's bed took MONTHS to get to this point - When he could be warmed snuggled up in his bed after fukking an IG THOT

When I'm done with school and start pulling that healthcare salary I'm gonna be ordering these thots like delivery.

That happened to me too, but it was my place. Biggest waste of my time, I could have been seeing a pro and I was back then, but I was like lets try this normal ting first, wasn't even interesting conversation.

 

[desjardins]

Invested months of time and energy only to get friend zoned
Disappear on the chick. Don't answer calls or respond to texts, cause if you do she only going pull you back in and use you for attention when she bored
Had this happen to me twice, cept i got further than you since i saw the p*ssy and got to feel on their tittays and ass. Stayed in contact with those chicks and NEVER GOT THE p*ssy. It's a waste of time dealing with these kind of chicks that send mixed messages. and best believe they fukking SOMEBODY, it's just not you. which makes it even worst since they using you for emotional support and some other nikka is getting all the physical benefits

 

[Reginald Noble]

When I'm done with school and start pulling that healthcare salary I'm gonna be ordering these thots like delivery.

That happened to me too, but it was my place. Biggest waste of my time, I could have been seeing a pro and I was back then, but I was like lets try this normal ting first, wasn't even interesting conversation.

shyt man....

Get into healthcare administration and you could be hosting some of these ghetto ass LPNs to ride your dikk for FREE....

 

[Sleepy Walker]

You have to be aggressive enough that's she turned on but not too aggressive that she's scared.

Your probably like: that sounds like a mindfukk.

I tell you: It is

 

[Rozay Oro]

You have to be aggressive enough that's she turned on but not too aggressive that she's scared.

Your probably like: that sounds like a mindfukk.

I tell you: It is

Lol. When is one too agressive or bordering on line of it?

 

[Rozay Oro]

Invested months of time and energy only to get friend zoned
Disappear on the chick. Don't answer calls or respond to texts, cause if you do she only going pull you back in and use you for attention when she bored
Had this happen to me twice, cept i got further than you since i saw the p*ssy and got to feel on their tittays and ass. Stayed in contact with those chicks and NEVER GOT THE p*ssy. It's a waste of time dealing with these kind of chicks that send mixed messages. and best believe they fukking SOMEBODY, it's just not you. which makes it even worst since they using you for emotional support and some other nikka is getting all the physical benefits

 

[Vinny Lupton]

You win some, you lose some, but you live....you live to fight another day

As long as you use this L to understand these hoes are silly and what you need to do, you good

If you keep simping like this

 

[Rozay Oro]

You win some, you lose some, but you live....you live to fight another day

As long as you use this L to understand these hoes are silly and what you need to do, you good

If you keep simping like this

When I simp breh lol?

 

[Vinny Lupton]

When I simp breh lol?

I've been flirting and making her laugh for months.. End up shivering in her cold ass room and laying on the end of her bed while she laying in her covers

Right about then, is "when", breh

 

[GodinDaFlesh]

You gotta make your moves and intentions known early on or you'll end up as just a friend.

 

[Rozay Oro]

I've been flirting and making her laugh for months.. End up shivering in her cold ass room and laying on the end of her bed while she laying in her covers

Right about then, is "when", breh

I see how you think that. I wasn't chasing her, in my mind she was just a possibility. One day I get the number from her own will. That's it. I could be wrong but I'll say for a fact if I ever did simp it couldn't before yesterday.

 

[Rozay Oro]

You gotta make your moves and intentions known early on or you'll end up as just a friend.

Breh I feel like I did do that. She either slow or simply played me. It's cool regardless, I kept it professional today.

 

[chipmarket]

Right now I'm in my car in the lot of her apartment right now making this bullshyt. Tell me how the fukk you joke with a girl that let me come through your window means platonic relationship .
I've been flirting and making her laugh for months. Finally get the number without asking for it. This is it. I ain't the prettiest breh but damn. Had to low-key make her kick me out.
End up shivering in her cold ass room and laying on the end of her bed while she laying in her covers talmbout I'm not easy and you expected me to invite you in my covers to kiss and rub on me when that will lead to sex when I said this not a booty call, brehs.
Miss out on doing homework early cause shawty bein a time ho, brehs

Her and you brehs:

Gone watch kentry video when I get home to atleast feel good of not being virgin .
Don't shyt where you eat brehs

Dude you fukked up any time a chick in her bed under the covers and says 'im not easy' that is a TEST and she trying to see if youre a bytch or not - you failed and now she doesnt wanna fukk anyway cause youre not a man. Next time just say 'im not easy either, i know what youre thinking.' get under the covers, chill for a bit, leg over hers, move the hand, go in for the kiss - get money... If she resists its just a test (unless she like gets up and leaves then its not happening).

 

[Rozay Oro]

Dude you fukked up any time a chick in her bed under the covers and says 'im not easy' that is a TEST and she trying to see if youre a bytch or not - you failed and now she doesnt wanna fukk anyway cause youre not a man. Next time just say 'im not easy either, i know what youre thinking.' get under the covers, chill for a bit, leg over hers, move the hand, go in for the kiss - get money... If she resists its just a test (unless she like gets up and leaves then its not happening).

Not saying you're wrong but it's so much deeper than that

 

[Vinny Lupton]

These hoes wanna be hoes but they also need that plausible deniability. George Bush (sr) was the master of knowing what he didnt know. She can say to herself and her other ho friends that she didn't intend to do anything but "it just happened" and your dikk just fell into her vaj. Hoes love when "it just happened", let these hoes cook