Brehs I took the biggest L of my life

[Neuromancer]

I wasn't expecting a fukk and that's cool but the way we talk and shyt. Atleast some kissing would be right. Instead she fukked my time breh

Listen breh, just split. Don't talk to her no more l, if you work with her keep shyt ultra professional. But don't let her take up your time

 

[Reginald Noble]

All this shyt you went through and could have just gotten an escort

Brehs sacrificing their education and time and work over broads and got the nerve to critique my stance on hiring a professional in circumstances like these.

Breh freezing on the side of some entitled bytch's bed took MONTHS to get to this point - When he could be warmed snuggled up in his bed after fukking an IG THOT

 

[Brock Landers]

Need to get your solicitor to send her a letter of demand for that gas money...shyt emotional distress too while you're at it

 

[Address_Unknown]

Damn, breh. You shoulda went for broke on this shyt. Any chick bold enough to invite me over and then look to limit my interaction with her is a chick that either:-

A) Playing fukkin' games.
B) Playing the WRONG fukkin', Games.

Aight, looking at this from a chick's perspective, not of all of 'em want or accept a dude coming over, smashing, zipping up his Karl Kanis at the end of the bed and leaving her with plugged holes and emotional regret, so as like an emotional fail safe they might make you do a bit of by the bed simping to get under the covers and in this situation it's actually ok despite what the Coli and your offline brehs might wanna tell you.

I ain't talking about making no wayward promises to be done at a soon to be announced date to get no cheeks, I mean get on some affectionate shyt and get her primed up, B. You said you been making jokes with this chick for so long and you ain't asked for the number, right? Hard to believe a chick would feel you THAT much up to that point, INVITE You over (Through the window?) and then look to kick you out of bed or even deny you entry on the feel on some shyt. I know it got chicks out here on some bullshyt, but I ain't believe it's that widespread man.

Now I believe this chick woulda let you smash or at the very least let you get some foreplay in if you applied the SAME energy you was making her laugh with. I mean, instead of laying at the edge of the bed like the family dog, you could been all like "Woman, you ain't call me over here for nothin', now it's on you...you either want me under them covers on you or I'ma catch you later" (Bushes)

Instead of just chucking yourself into the shrubbery, breh, you should have made that 4th and long push and see if she really feeling you instead of just stringing you along on some #WastehisTime2016, bullshyt. THEM'S the wrong fukking games females be out here playing at times, man.

Calling me over to chill and then putting a stop order on me laying my head on ya booty...bytch if you don't...

 

[Gonzo]

Breh did you ask for permission or something goofy like that? Did you at least try to go in for the kill? Of course she's going to be on some goofy shyt about about this and that. You were supposed to take it and if she ain't with it just get out of there.

 

[Formerly Black Trash]

That's yo worse L?

That's wouldn't even make it to my top 5

 

[Collateral]

I can admit game could be weak but how was I supposed to do with the bullshyt she was saying?

You can start by not listening to what she says. She's not gonna let you just come thru and spread her legs for you like you have to work for it. Chicks will say all type of shyt as a defense mechanism so you should never take what she says seriously. She obviously like you a lot so at that point you should of just went for broke, if you fail then that's ok at least you tried. You just sounded too timid and played her game like she intended. All you can do is learn from your mistakes breh

 

[Rozay Oro]

Damn, breh. You shoulda went for broke on this shyt. Any chick bold enough to invite me over and then look to limit my interaction with her is a chick that either:-

A) Playing fukkin' games.
B) Playing the WRONG fukkin', Games.

Aight, looking at this from a chick's perspective, not of all of 'em want or accept a dude coming over, smashing, zipping up his Karl Kanis at the end of the bed and leaving her with plugged holes and emotional regret, so as like an emotional fail safe they might make you do a bit of by the bed simping to get under the covers and in this situation it's actually ok despite what the Coli and your offline brehs might wanna tell you.

I ain't talking about making no wayward promises to be done at a soon to be announced date to get no cheeks, I mean get on some affectionate shyt and get her primed up, B. You said you been making jokes with this chick for so long and you ain't asked for the number, right? Hard to believe a chick would feel you THAT much up to that point, INVITE You over (Through the window?) and then look to kick you out of bed or even deny you entry on the feel on some shyt. I know it got chicks out here on some bullshyt, but I ain't believe it's that widespread man.

Now I believe this chick woulda let you smash or at the very least let you get some foreplay in if you applied the SAME energy you was making her laugh with. I mean, instead of laying at the edge of the bed like the family dog, you could been all like "Woman, you ain't call me over here for nothin', now it's on you...you either want me under them covers on you or I'ma catch you later" (Bushes)

Instead of just chucking yourself into the shrubbery, breh, you should have made that 4th and long push and see if she really feeling you instead of just stringing you along on some #WastehisTime2016, bullshyt. THEM'S the wrong fukking games females be out here playing at times, man.

Calling me over to chill and then putting a stop order on me laying my head on ya booty...bytch if you don't...

Breh did you ask for permission or something goofy like that? Did you at least try to go in for the kill? Of course she's going to be on some goofy shyt about about this and that. You were supposed to take it and if she ain't with it just get out of there.

I aint ask for no permission lol.
Brehs she was on some bullshyt, she even told me she thought the come thru the window joke was just a joke to be funny.

Need to get your solicitor to send her a letter of demand for that gas money...shyt emotional distress too while you're at it

 

[Rozay Oro]

Listen breh, just split. Don't talk to her no more l, if you work with her keep shyt ultra professional. But don't let her take up your time

That's the plan breh.

All this shyt you went through and could have just gotten an escort

Brehs sacrificing their education and time and work over broads and got the nerve to critique my stance on hiring a professional in circumstances like these.

Breh freezing on the side of some entitled bytch's bed took MONTHS to get to this point - When he could be warmed snuggled up in his bed after fukking an IG THOT

No thanks

You can start by not listening to what she says. She's not gonna let you just come thru and spread her legs for you like you have to work for it. Chicks will say all type of shyt as a defense mechanism so you should never take what she says seriously. She obviously like you a lot so at that point you should of just went for broke, if you fail then that's ok at least you tried. You just sounded too timid and played her game like she intended. All you can do is learn from your mistakes breh

Idk breh she was some bullshyt, not saying you wrong. Damn she made it clear to me she wasn't bout any action

 

[Rozay Oro]

That's yo worse L?

That's wouldn't even make it to my top 5

What's your number 5?

 

[Reginald Noble]

Idk breh she was some bullshyt, not saying you wrong. Damn she made it clear to me she wasn't bout any action

So why were you there in her bedroom exactly if she made it clear prior to this interaction that this wasn't a booty call?

 

[Max Goonberg]

cop cribs in the friendzone wit no heat brehs

 

[Rozay Oro]

So why were you there in her bedroom exactly if she made it clear prior to this interaction that this wasn't a booty call?

No she made it clear during my stay

 

[Rozay Oro]

cop cribs in the friendzone wit no heat brehs

Lmao I didn't friend zone myself tho, idk wtf to call this. Time ho sounds fittin

 

[SheWantTheD]

I feel bad for women. damned if they do damned if they don't.

If she lets you slide in those guts easily, she's a THOT.

If she makes you wait, she's playing games and stuck up.

I get impressed when women hold out like

.....unless I heard she let someone else smash easy, then I'm

If this is her character and she really ISN'T easy, that's actually good, these girls are rare now a days, females these days spread eagle far too easy and then want to get wifed.

I completely agree with you abut how are we supposed to know she ain't fukking someone else while she's wasting our time? Too many ain't shyt women are fukking it up for the honest and genuine ones.