- Never date Latinas, they all cheat. They're for fukking only. Do not knock them up
- Never date single moms. They are always still sleeping with the baby's father, he always has access. They're for fukking only.
Be me
Messing with a Latina in East LA. Single mom
She treats a breh well, buying me weed, making me food, wanting to chill all the time
One day I'm over there and we are doing the business
She gets a call and ignores it but then her phone rings immediately again
"Oh shyt! My baby daddy is here. fukk I forgot he was dropping my son off earlier today"
Me: "well wtf you want me to do"
Her: "just wait in the bedroom, he won't come in here"
So I hear brehito come into the apartment and honestly I think he made a beeline towards her room because her apartment smelled sexy and knew there was a breh in there
Start to tense up because I feel like I'm gonna have to brawl my way out of here
Brehito opens the door and mad dog stares me
I stare back hoping I'm giving him a "I'm fukking your bytch" vibe
Brehito leaves never to be seen by me again
When I left I was hoping all his vato buddies on the block weren't waiting for me
But because of this I also stop seeing her because that was messed up
That being said, I love me some Latinas!