Cattle Mutilation
Superstar
His pickup line repertoire probably consists of a bunch of lines shytting on TKyeah i seen that hoe shyt i wouldn’t meet up with them clowns either
probably get in person and start talmbout how much he hates TK while y’all tryna watch WM live
Brad Bischoff: Tony Khan is a money mark virgin that is going to get AEW canceled. Can I buy you a drink?
Lady: Yes, thank you! *orders most expensive drink at the bar, gives Brad the look, throws drink on his pants, and the tells everyone in the bar he pissed his pants*