Biomutant (PS4, Xbox One, PC) May 25

[Grand Conde]

Moist Meter

Penguinz0 isn't from Harlem. He really tore that game apart though.

 

[old pig]

I’m remember this thread too next time I see ppl crying about me criticizing a game I’m actually playing

“oK wE gEt YoU dOn’T LiKe ThE gAmE...nOw MoVe On...StOp RuInInG tHe ThReAd”

 

[Dallas' 4 Eva]

fun game, played all day

while you homosexuals sucked each others dikks and swallowed cum and argued over shyt that doesnt matter like what 20 year old reviewers say


be delicate and broke, brehs.

I figured you anime fakkits would love this one... I guess daddy swayed your opinion as usual.... while the autistic wheels grind to a halt.

How vulgar.

 

[MeachTheMonster]

And charged at full-price.

You don’t get the same value for every game. Some full price games you play for 10 hours. Some free games you play for hundreds.

I think the price is fine. And it’s also on the EA subscription service so you can get it for cheap if you want to try. I don’t think price should be a factor in reviews when there so many cheap ways to get games nowadays. When the game goes on sale is the review score now invalid??

 

[Khalil's_Black_Excellence]

You don’t get the same value for every game. Some full price games you play for 10 hours. Some free games you play for hundreds.

I think the price is fine. And it’s also on the EA subscription service so you can get it for cheap if you want to try. I don’t think price should be a factor in reviews when there so many cheap ways to get games nowadays. When the game goes on sale is the review score now invalid??

Yeah, pricing as a metric for a game's review score is dumb and has only been a thing sometime last gen. shyt needs to go.

 

[Draje]

Valheim production value is clearly indie as well. Biomutant graphics are much better.

“emptiness of the world” doesn’t hold up to me because we have plenty examples of empty ass open worlds made by AAA teams that get a pass. But somehow this game is getting dinged for it.

What other empty open world game doesn’t get dinged for empty, barren open world? Who doesn’t call out barren open worlds?

Valheim is also twenty times more polished, larger, has more fleshed out gameplay mechanics, and is $20. I don’t care about Valheim’s graphics not being as good because it’s price point is $40 lesser than a triple A game.

I wasn’t dealing with missing sound effects or subpar sound design in Valheim. This game is getting sold at the same price as Ghost of Tsushima lmao.

 

[MeachTheMonster]

What other empty open world game doesn’t get dinged for empty, barren open world? Who doesn’t call out barren open worlds?

None of them

Valheim is also twenty times more polished, larger, has more fleshed out gameplay mechanics, and is $20. I don’t care about Valheim’s graphics not being as good because it’s price point is $40 lesser than a triple A game.

Valheim looks like a PS2 game there’s nothing more “polished” about it.

It’s a different style of game so it has more fleshed out survival stuff. The combat is kinda janky.

I wasn’t dealing with missing sound effects or subpar sound design in Valheim. This game is getting sold at the same price as Ghost of Tsushima lmao.

As I said price point don’t matter. You can play biomutant for $15 right now.

 

[ThisWorldAintRight]

I must say the reviews for this game are ass. I just beat it, and aside from 1 mission that's broken, I didn't run into any other bugs.


Had a blast just exploring and finding shyt. Gonna start another game for the different ending.


This is why it's important to always try shyt out for yourself

 

[42 Monks]

What other empty open world game doesn’t get dinged for empty, barren open world? Who doesn’t call out barren open worlds?

Valheim is also twenty times more polished, larger, has more fleshed out gameplay mechanics, and is $20. I don’t care about Valheim’s graphics not being as good because it’s price point is $40 lesser than a triple A game.

I wasn’t dealing with missing sound effects or subpar sound design in Valheim. This game is getting sold at the same price as Ghost of Tsushima lmao.

The open world is worse than Asgard in Assassin's Creed Valhalla - completely lifeless and made me drop the game essentially. Pretty at times but even then it doesn't really translate to the interiors at all.

Like again the game's intro section looks every bit the type of joint that's gonna be a quality game. About 5 hours in though you start seeing its stretch marks and jank get harder and harder to ignore.

I must say the reviews for this game are ass. I just beat it, and aside from 1 mission that's broken, I didn't run into any other bugs.


Had a blast just exploring and finding shyt. Gonna start another game for the different ending.


This is why it's important to always try shyt out for yourself

My brother hit a bug doing a puzzle where things he selected weren't moving at all. Other weird shyt

 

[ThisWorldAintRight]

My brother hit a bug doing a puzzle where things he selected weren't moving at all. Other weird shyt

Was it toward the end? There was one puzzle where I thought it might've glitched, I backed out and started it over and it was fine.


The one mission that's bugged is "It Takes a Village". If you unite all the tribes before doing it you can't complete it.

 

[Calibrated]

Game Breaker God Combo Video

 

[Dallas' 4 Eva]

I'm torn on this. The reviews are cheeks, but the two people on my friends list I've talked to who have actually played this game are enjoying the hell out of it.

 

[The Mad Titan]

Tried to tell y'all the game is fun...

 

[Lord-Yosh]

Copped it yesterday and shyt is fun so far. Yall know I'm choosing the path for the first playthrough

 

[Captain Crunch]

5 hrs in, game is repetitive, but it's decent for $16(using EA Play Pro)