Bane was a plot twist away from being a GOAT villains
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We all must use this!!If anybody tells you "You're a big guy"
You have to respond " For you"
I always had no ready response for when short people said that to me. Now I hit him with some Bane logic
The Devil's Advocate
Call me Dad
Take out that final fight. Such rushed unrealistic nonsense. Cops and criminals meet in the street to have a fist fight.
now that i think about it, the cops were in informed when they got trapped... so where in the fukk did all their guns go?? they still had on the same uniforms when they got out too
Poetical Poltergeist
Precise and cold hearted
The whole final battle is terrible
- "HIGHLY TRAINED" Mercenaries firing automatic weapons at a big group of approaching cops and only managing to hit a few
- The final fight between Batman and Bane is kinda wack. Really, Batman really had to be told that the big ass mask on Bane's mask MIGHT JUST BE his weakness? World's Greatest Detective my ass
- I really hate the Bat. I feel like the Tumbler and Batpod, while still fantastic, were at least grounded enough in realism for us to buy it. I just never felt like the Batwing or any version of it could fit in to Nolan's world and tbh I think I ended up being right
The Devil's Advocate
Call me Dad
The whole final battle is terrible
- "HIGHLY TRAINED" Mercenaries firing automatic weapons at a big group of approaching cops and only managing to hit a few
- The final fight between Batman and Bane is kinda wack. Really, Batman really had to be told that the big ass mask on Bane's mask MIGHT JUST BE his weakness? World's Greatest Detective my ass
- I really hate the Bat. I feel like the Tumbler and Batpod, while still fantastic, were at least grounded enough in realism for us to buy it. I just never felt like the Batwing or any version of it could fit in to Nolan's world and tbh I think I ended up being right
fukk it.. lets keep it going lol
- robbery at the state stock exchange... gunmen, computer hacking, seen by the hundreds inside and cops outside and all the MILLIONS of people on tv... so weird crazy transactions get made at this EXACT time.. by bruce wayne, WHO WASN'T EVEN THERE THAT DAY, yet used his fingerprints
and for 3-4 months, the world has still not found out that this could be a mistake.. a robbery.. anything?? just took all his money like it was nothing.. took the company.. he never went to the police or trading commission or nothing and said "i was robbed"
the whole segment of this battle between bane and batman always gets me hyped when i see it, i be like
but especially when bane makes that move and says finishes saying "...here to fulfill ra's al ghul's destiny..." i always feel like 
fukking love that shyt. bane had too many quotables and was dropping knowledge.
Box Cutta
Bumbling Sidekick
Yo, let me just say, don't sleep on Harvey Dent y'all.
Dude only had a short amount of time as a villain, but I'll be damned if he didn't make the most of it. Lasting impact.
Dude only had a short amount of time as a villain, but I'll be damned if he didn't make the most of it. Lasting impact.
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He was always a sidekick..that's how it had to be.
They addressed this, they stated that they could eventually get it back but it would take some time...
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that was weak ass hell, also how the hell does the chase start in daylight - they enter a tunnel, Batman turns off the light and when they exit the tunnel.... It's nighttime......Did Bats turn off the sun?
I dont like the end but I would like it more if Batman died.
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They addressed this, they stated that they could eventually get it back but it would take some time...
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...Did Bats turn off the sun?
you know he got that prep time.. bruce just hits a button *poof* sun goes out like it's NOTHING
but nah.. they didn't even address that.. i just finished watching it again.. so i'll loop this into ANOTHER silly ass part of the movie
- bruce wayne and batman both "die" at the exact same time.. so whose body were they basing bruce wayne's death report on?? and by now, nobody in the city figured it out... bruce wayne disappears for exactly the same months and years as batman.. bruce wayne shows up, 1 day later, batman shows up.. batman dies, same day bruce wayne does... bruce ain't famous nowhere else in the world?? he just chillin in a known vacation spot with his regular face on and shyt
- then when he's dead, his lawyer says "bruce wayne's will was not changed TO REFLECT HIS DIMINISHED FORTUNE"...
it's been MONTHS.. the bomb took 5 months to go off.. plus a few days or weeks for bain to drop his ass off in bolivia and get back... and they still haven't figured out what was stolen??
i mean everyone was under the gun.. so in that time frame, absolutely ZERO transactions were made except one.. the one that fukked up all his money.. and nobody put a hold on that.. said "whoa maybe bain did that" just let the shyt slide.. somebody PLEASE tell me where bill gates does his stock transactions at.. i could be a billionaire for the next 6 months at least before they even notice it wasn't real
You seem to forget that he defeated batman and broke his back. Also it was not Bruce Wayne batman who defeated him the first time. And bane in comics look is based off a lucuadoher.