Avoiding Sex with My GF

[jdubnyce]

Sounds like some fatal attraction type shyt if you end it

She either kills you, or kills herself

Either way, you're fukked

 

[DLo]

 

[CarbonBraddock]

hey genius there's this thing called the internet, they just invented it like 20 years ago so you probably haven't heard of it. Anyways, you can find these things on there called Hulu, and Netflix, or even Youtube and you can WATCH shyt ON THEM MUFUKKAS JUST LIKE A GODDAMN TELEVISION! Goddamn really have to explain life to these simple-minded buffoons nowadays.

edit: op used the internet to post this so he knows what it is, he is just not intelligent enough to put two and two together.

 

[benjamin]

So many coli folks find themselves in really strange relationship predicaments. Just break up with her....or at least try to be her therapist. I don't even understand, I just don't get it. You don't wanna be in a relationship from what I can tell. What type of chick do you want? You just want a chick who you can smash and she won't be clingy. What do you want exactly? How long have y'all been together?

breh said try and be her therapist

After sex breh at the edge of the bed like

 

[Denzel_Saucegton]

Have Tariq in your avi and dont outsource his advice brehs....

 

[DCSpinerz]

I would break up with her. She will be too attach and she will be obsessed over you.

 

[Neuromancer]

 

[NotAnFBIagent]

I see no scenario where this relationship ends well. Worst case scenario is she stabs you in your sleep

Sounds like some fatal attraction type shyt if you end it

She either kills you, or kills herself

Either way, you're fukked

Op

 

[Strapped]

She's just lonely ,think about what you typed

 

[Won Won]

What makes it worst is that she aint got TV and her WiFi only works for her laptop's IP address cuz she using the verizon hotspot

Im at the point now where I weigh out driving 30mins to deal with no entertainment and too much emotions

So why doesn't she come to your place?

 

[Rice'N Beckford]

So why doesn't she come to your place?

No car.

 

[The Coochie Assassin]

This is the Ethiopian? I hope this isn't common with them, I might not want to date one

 

[Won Won]

No car.

 

[JOHN.KOOL]

Sounds like she's been molested

Girls who have been molested are usually hyper sexual fam

 

[Mordith]

I act non chalant because women already plan on smashin the new dude months in advance. 98% I wont even know if she does or not. Thats why Idc.

Be insecure brehs...