Cap's life was crazy.
- Scrawny kid from Brooklyn.
- Gets injected with a super soldier serum by a German scientist and has encounters with Howard Stark.
- His best friend dies during WW2 on a mission.
- Meets the love of his life, gets frozen, and wakes up 70 years later in a strange new world.
- Meets Tony Stark and a celestial God in Thor.
- Finds out there's aliens in the universe.
- Becomes an all American hero in this new world.
- Finds out the government organization he fought for has been taken over by Hydra, who he fought during WW2.
- Finds out that his friend is live and is warped by Hydra. Finds out Peggy is alive.
- Fights one of his best friends, Tony Stark, the son of the guy who essentially made him.
- Flies into outer space.
- Fights Thanos, loses, sees half of the world die.
- Travels back in time.
- Lifts Mjolnir, a weapon of Norse mythology, and beats up one of the baddest celestial beings.
- Goes back in time to have the life he left before he was frozen.
That's wild as fukk.