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I've been ghost reading this thread for years, first time was in 2014, and have been coming back at least twice a year. Been lurking on the Coli since 2012.
I myself, Born and raised in Cape Town, studied and worked in Johannesburg for a few years.
Here's what what hope is a moremore realistic breakdown of South Africa as a 26 year black man, whos been here all my life.
South Africa unfortunately is a cesspool of white supremacy/racism. The white worshipping here is so engrained in the black and overall non-white populations,and permeates every aspect of life.

Weaves /chemically altered hair, white jesus, european cars, italian clothes, historically white universities, speaking English with a 'white accent' , light skin fetishims on both men and women Etc Etc are all seen as the epitome of success and status (light skin couple, with light skin children, white washed and c00ning is deemed the South African dream pretty much, but then again name a place on earth that isn't like this? ) .
White Supremacy is the common thread that subconsciously dictates the collective behavioural patterns of the majority black populace.
Im lettinh all you Coli brehs know this so you don't get any illusions of grandeur about leaving the States and think you'll be coming to some racial 'Black Power' Utopia. There's a whole lot self hatred amongst blacks here and overall competitive negativity(this need to feel superior to another black person) .

Now for the good shyt. If you come to South Africa i would highly suggest that you cop some commercial property, basically instead of buying buying house this side, rather use that favorable exchange rate and actually purchase vacant property stands or pre existing office, especially in the "smaller" cities or towns (Bloemfontein, East London, Port Elizabeth, George, Massey Bay, Rustenberg etc), all you gotta do is find a property management company to run operage the property on your behalf whilst you collect the rent. All the major banks in SA (FNB, ABSA, Nedbank etc) have dedicated divisions that specialise in this type of stuff.
Commercial property is the best money maker you could ever invest in here in SA. You'll have to get a law firm that will handle your business account here and make sure you abide by all the legal requirements and taxes etc.
I can elborate on that further if you have questions.

Now. When it comes to the bytchs/p*ssy it's simple. Most South African black girls are suckers for an affluent lifestyle. The economic carstartion of black people means that most of the girls see a guy having a car, his own place and being able to afford to take herher out once a month as being an Alpha Male.
They don't necessarily want the cold hard cash and wouldn't even know what to do with money besides spend it on what white people conditioned them to buy.

If you want the hottest easiest lays that are relatively gullable, you need to be stationed near the major Universities, if you're in Cape Town be around the Southern Suburbs area close to UCT (University of Cape Town), if you're in Johannesburg be around Braamfontein, which whichs very close to University of Witwatersrand, if you cant be around the Varsity, try a rside near the mall that Varsity chicks use.
The number 1 rule for getting p*ssy in SA is logistics, if you approach a cute girl, spit your game and she's getting hooked, you immediately tell her what time you'll call her and send an Uber to pick her up or get her with a rented car, bring her over to your place, which is situated not too far from where she stays, the Varsity area you met her at, booze and food already sorted you'll be slaying 90% of THE baddest bytchs in SA. It's all about logistics and booze. They don't necessarily want you to cuff them, just being courted by a man who is deemed resourceful ('nikka rich ') by HER standards will get you laid.
Also downplay your Americannes, come off as if you're slightly critical and cynical of America, play the 'shyts bad for black people in America, we're outnumberd over there, id rather be here around my people' 'American girls are all about money and no substance, I hardly meet girls like you who I can just talk to with substance '(*ego stroking), again this will dispell any preconceptions a SA chick had about yo and will make her open up more, legs included.

Instead of hitting up the clubs and turn up spots its actually much much easier to approach a girl during yhe day or afternoon, especially the students or even working bytchs. You will ofcuorse need need a lil bit of Game, but your accent will shield you from a lot rejection. She'll give you a lot of cooperation based on your accent alone. Once she's hooked, its all about logistics and booze.

If you approach 10-15(which is low numebr) chicks per day, and run the 'Foreign Guy' Game you can fukk any of the 10/15 the same day you met them, as long as your logistics are in order. She will not want to come to you or meet you in a neutral venue, but if you're offering to pick her up, take her out or have dinner at your place she'll be down.

There's so much more i could add. But let me just say this, the most you should spend on any girl indirectly is $30-$50, a good bottle of anything will be $5-10, order some Pizza for round about $7, and maube spend $5-10 dollars for the Uber and other minor costs. You voukd easily have 20-50 chicks in your rotation within 2 weeks, no exaggerations.

I can go in depth with a lot of this but I'll let y'all marinate on that for now.
Peace
 

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The white worshipping here is so engrained in the black and overall non-white populations,and permeates every aspect of life.

speaking English with a 'white accent'
Totally agree with these two but it depends on where you hangout. Melrose, Sandton, and several other spots, you'll see a lot of :mjpls: I met a lot of pro black folks the closer I got to the universities but like I mentioned way earlier in here, you're also more likely to see them embrace that "Rainbow nation" shyt. The chick I dated would be super militant when around family but as soon as we'd go out with her girls and shyt, they would all flip that switch and speak with a British accent and shyt
Bloemfontein
No way in hell I would ever go back there. They don't even hide their racism there from what I saw
Also downplay your Americannes, come off as if you're slightly critical and cynical of America,
Spot fukkin on......I would always notice I'd get a crowd around me when I'd get wasted as fukk at Kitcheners or Churchills when I'd speak on the ills black folks in America had to go thru and how we share a ton of similarities in that regard. Pulled plenty of women based off that.

I'm coming back next year and can't wait. Probably spend most of my time in WC and KZN
 

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I'll probably be in Cape Town too by next year.
KZN is not big on radar, as a Rugby fan (Stormers/Western Province) i hate everything about Durban purely based on their rugby team The Natal Sharks, fukk the Sharks and all those cheating KZN Rugby schools like Glenwood, Maritzburg College, Kearsney etc:wtb:

Anyway, did your girl get finally get that NYC chef gig?
One of the reasons I left Cape Town is coz of those mix breed c00n mullatoes ('Cape Coloreds')... My High School experience was just a never ending soap opera of dealing with racist crackers and c00n coloreds ass kissing whitey :snoop:

I have a guy who I used to be friends with High School, Ike Kiro, he went to Jersey in 2010 on a tennis scholarship, then relocated to DC, i lost contact with him, every picture he posts now he's surrounded by crackers, l vividly remember when he came back to SA for a few months, me and him got into an argument/debate, his premise was that "white girls are waaaay hotter ghan black girls dude, it's not even up for debate".. .i haven't spoken to nikka since :mjpls:

Anyway hit me up when you come back this side.

Are there any subliminal and subtle things you've noticed since being back in ATL, any deeper observations, like how the black girls are that side, the general interaction with other black people, how crackers act behave, television and media, business etc that you were not aware of before your time in SA?

Also if you loved SA and the love you were getting this side I'd highly suggest Botswana, Lesotho, Namibia and Harare Zimbabwe (don't believe the hype! Oohahaha) :mjpls: and to a lesser extent Mozambique.

Also have you thought of buying Gold and Platinum solid plaques here in South Africa when the currency dips, instead of relying on the exchanheexchange to always be favourable, you can buy for like $80-100 give or take and then just sell it when you get back, just do your research, its always better to not just rely on electronic currency.

I've been wanting to go to a majority black city in America, but ultimately i want to be im New York, but i don't yet know what the best business would be to bring that side, this is strictly for that paper, making or saving anything above $200 000 would mean I'd have enough capital to kick start at least 5 legitimate businesses in South Africa and acquire some high return stocks. Effectively I could retire from the rat race.

It's good hearing from you mane, I've been living vicariously through you on the low for years now :lupe:
 

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One of the reasons I left Cape Town is coz of those mix breed c00n mullatoes ('Cape Coloreds')... My High School experience was just a never ending soap opera of dealing with racist crackers and c00n coloreds ass kissing whitey.

As a Coloured I co-sign this. It goes back to what you said in your initial post. Racism has permeated all ethnicities and cultures so deeply it feels like it's in our DNA.
 

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I've been ghost reading this thread for years, first time was in 2014, and have been coming back at least twice a year. Been lurking on the Coli since 2012.
I myself, Born and raised in Cape Town, studied and worked in Johannesburg for a few years.
Here's what what hope is a moremore realistic breakdown of South Africa as a 26 year black man, whos been here all my life.
South Africa unfortunately is a cesspool of white supremacy/racism. The white worshipping here is so engrained in the black and overall non-white populations,and permeates every aspect of life.

Weaves /chemically altered hair, white jesus, european cars, italian clothes, historically white universities, speaking English with a 'white accent' , light skin fetishims on both men and women Etc Etc are all seen as the epitome of success and status (light skin couple, with light skin children, white washed and c00ning is deemed the South African dream pretty much, but then again name a place on earth that isn't like this? ) .
White Supremacy is the common thread that subconsciously dictates the collective behavioural patterns of the majority black populace.
Im lettinh all you Coli brehs know this so you don't get any illusions of grandeur about leaving the States and think you'll be coming to some racial 'Black Power' Utopia. There's a whole lot self hatred amongst blacks here and overall competitive negativity(this need to feel superior to another black person) .

Now for the good shyt. If you come to South Africa i would highly suggest that you cop some commercial property, basically instead of buying buying house this side, rather use that favorable exchange rate and actually purchase vacant property stands or pre existing office, especially in the "smaller" cities or towns (Bloemfontein, East London, Port Elizabeth, George, Massey Bay, Rustenberg etc), all you gotta do is find a property management company to run operage the property on your behalf whilst you collect the rent. All the major banks in SA (FNB, ABSA, Nedbank etc) have dedicated divisions that specialise in this type of stuff.
Commercial property is the best money maker you could ever invest in here in SA. You'll have to get a law firm that will handle your business account here and make sure you abide by all the legal requirements and taxes etc.
I can elborate on that further if you have questions.

Now. When it comes to the bytchs/p*ssy it's simple. Most South African black girls are suckers for an affluent lifestyle. The economic carstartion of black people means that most of the girls see a guy having a car, his own place and being able to afford to take herher out once a month as being an Alpha Male.
They don't necessarily want the cold hard cash and wouldn't even know what to do with money besides spend it on what white people conditioned them to buy.

If you want the hottest easiest lays that are relatively gullable, you need to be stationed near the major Universities, if you're in Cape Town be around the Southern Suburbs area close to UCT (University of Cape Town), if you're in Johannesburg be around Braamfontein, which whichs very close to University of Witwatersrand, if you cant be around the Varsity, try a rside near the mall that Varsity chicks use.
The number 1 rule for getting p*ssy in SA is logistics, if you approach a cute girl, spit your game and she's getting hooked, you immediately tell her what time you'll call her and send an Uber to pick her up or get her with a rented car, bring her over to your place, which is situated not too far from where she stays, the Varsity area you met her at, booze and food already sorted you'll be slaying 90% of THE baddest bytchs in SA. It's all about logistics and booze. They don't necessarily want you to cuff them, just being courted by a man who is deemed resourceful ('nikka rich ') by HER standards will get you laid.
Also downplay your Americannes, come off as if you're slightly critical and cynical of America, play the 'shyts bad for black people in America, we're outnumberd over there, id rather be here around my people' 'American girls are all about money and no substance, I hardly meet girls like you who I can just talk to with substance '(*ego stroking), again this will dispell any preconceptions a SA chick had about yo and will make her open up more, legs included.

Instead of hitting up the clubs and turn up spots its actually much much easier to approach a girl during yhe day or afternoon, especially the students or even working bytchs. You will ofcuorse need need a lil bit of Game, but your accent will shield you from a lot rejection. She'll give you a lot of cooperation based on your accent alone. Once she's hooked, its all about logistics and booze.

If you approach 10-15(which is low numebr) chicks per day, and run the 'Foreign Guy' Game you can fukk any of the 10/15 the same day you met them, as long as your logistics are in order. She will not want to come to you or meet you in a neutral venue, but if you're offering to pick her up, take her out or have dinner at your place she'll be down.

There's so much more i could add. But let me just say this, the most you should spend on any girl indirectly is $30-$50, a good bottle of anything will be $5-10, order some Pizza for round about $7, and maube spend $5-10 dollars for the Uber and other minor costs. You voukd easily have 20-50 chicks in your rotation within 2 weeks, no exaggerations.

I can go in depth with a lot of this but I'll let y'all marinate on that for now.
Peace
Disgusting...I take it you must not have much if anything going on if all you care about is getting p*ssy. Based on your dissertation ain't much on upstairs either.
 

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I hate to break this to you but any viril man travelling aboard is as much interested in sight seeing as he is in getting laid. I'm. Letting guys know exactly how to achieve this with minimal cost and time. The sexual urge to procreate is the most powerful biological urge we have, even greater than hunger.:yeshrug:

Now if you have a better technique for young black men to get laid abroad I'm all ears.:whoo:

Why does it disgust you what anyone does with their sexual lives outside of beastialty, prostitution, paedophiles Etc?:jbhmm:


I also advised cats to cop real estate, i gave a brief breakdown of the overall collective psychology of non white people here, you glossed over all these points and focused on the p*ssy aspect.:patrice:

The main reason i gave the breakdown on how my Coli brehs should get laid is because the history of this thread has been largely about bagging bad bytchs in SA. Yes i called them 'bytchs' :martin:

Now if you wanna continue this discussion you gonna have to leave the movie that you're starring and directing and look at things from the point of view of YOUNG 20 SOMETHING YEAR OLD SINGLE BLACK MEN. :stopitslime:
Disgusting...I take it you must not have much if anything going on if all you care about is getting p*ssy. Based on your dissertation ain't much on upstairs either.
 

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I hate to break this to you but any viril man travelling aboard is as much interested in sight seeing as he is in getting laid. I'm. Letting guys know exactly how to achieve this with minimal cost and time. The sexual urge to procreate is the most powerful biological urge we have, even greater than hunger.:yeshrug:

Now if you have a better technique for young black men to get laid abroad I'm all ears.:whoo:

Why does it disgust you what anyone does with their sexual lives outside of beastialty, prostitution, paedophiles Etc?:jbhmm:


I also advised cats to cop real estate, i gave a brief breakdown of the overall collective psychology of non white people here, you glossed over all these points and focused on the p*ssy aspect.:patrice:

The main reason i gave the breakdown on how my Coli brehs should get laid is because the history of this thread has been largely about bagging bad bytchs in SA. Yes i called them 'bytchs' :martin:

Now if you wanna continue this discussion you gonna have to leave the movie that you're starring and directing and look at things from the point of view of YOUNG 20 SOMETHING YEAR OLD SINGLE BLACK MEN. :stopitslime:
I hope you're not SA selling out your own women to foreigners
 

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I hate to break this to you but any viril man travelling aboard is as much interested in sight seeing as he is in getting laid. I'm. Letting guys know exactly how to achieve this with minimal cost and time. The sexual urge to procreate is the most powerful biological urge we have, even greater than hunger.:yeshrug:

Now if you have a better technique for young black men to get laid abroad I'm all ears.:whoo:

Why does it disgust you what anyone does with their sexual lives outside of beastialty, prostitution, paedophiles Etc?:jbhmm:


I also advised cats to cop real estate, i gave a brief breakdown of the overall collective psychology of non white people here, you glossed over all these points and focused on the p*ssy aspect.:patrice:

The main reason i gave the breakdown on how my Coli brehs should get laid is because the history of this thread has been largely about bagging bad bytchs in SA. Yes i called them 'bytchs' :martin:

Now if you wanna continue this discussion you gonna have to leave the movie that you're starring and directing and look at things from the point of view of YOUNG 20 SOMETHING YEAR OLD SINGLE BLACK MEN. :stopitslime:
breh you are willingly about to engage in a dumb argument with an emotional woman while trying to use logic. it's a waste of time. you'll just end up in circles of frustration. notice all the different topics you went over in your post, yet that one aspect is all she focused on :mjlol:.

your first post was much appreciated btw. I had only been to PE briefly in 2010. It was one of the host cities for fifa the world cup so I went there to watch one of the games. It was yalls winter so I didn't even check the city out all that much since it was cold and rainy as fukk. Is there some fun shyt to do there? I never thought about getting commecial property in a spot like that. :ehh:

Also any other aspects of Durban you don't like that are not immediately evident to foreigners or is it just the sports rivalry? I went to Durban last November during Essencefest and had a fukkin ball. Would love to go back. Maybe get a condo over there. The women over there. the dancing.. the asses.. :wow: shyt felt like a low key Miami for real with that long ass golden mile beach
 

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Durban has amazing weather and and great beach front. There's also now a generation of thots born between 94-98(18-23 year olds that are quite hip and modern).
The main problem i have with Durban is that its almost 100% Zulu, all you'll deal with is mostly Zulu as far as black people are concerned. There's also a massive Indian population (real Indians, not those brown people crackers exterminated in North America:sas1: ).
The problem with cities that only have one dominant culture /language is that you keep meeting the same girl over and over. Different body shapes and styles but they are all ultimately a product of their environment.
The great thing about Johannesburg and especially Cape Town is you wake up and pretty much every genetic representative of the female species is in and around Cape Town, all speak English, all down to Game, the the menu in Cape Town is endless. Cape Town is also in the top 10 Tourist destination cities in the world so you have a lot of reach. :takedat:

If i could guve you advice, i would settle in Cape Town or Johannesburg as my base, then visit places like PE or Durban.

E.g. In Cape Town you have Xhosa girls, Zulu, girls born and raised in Cape Town, Sotho /Tswana girls, girls from outside working /studying, Mullatoes/Colordes, international hoes, white bytchs (if thats your thing), Cape Town is also the capital of modelling agencies and fashion magazines in South Africa, it has 3 majormajor universities/techs.... Cape Toen/Jo'burg p*ssy menu is just :feedme:

As a Coloured I co-sign this. It goes back to what you said in your initial post. Racism has permeated all ethnicities and cultures so deeply it feels like it's in our DNA.
As a Coloured I co-sign this. It goes back to what you said in your initial post. Racism has permeated all ethnicities and cultures so deeply it feels like it's in our DNA.
As a Coloured I co-sign this. It goes back to what you said in your initial post. Racism has permeated all ethnicities and cultures so deeply it feels like it's in our DNA.
I hope you're not SA selling out your own women to foreigners
Durban is an mazi
breh you are willingly about to engage in a dumb argument with an emotional woman while trying to use logic. it's a waste of time. you'll just end up in circles of frustration. notice all the different topics you went over in your post, yet that one aspect is all she focused on :mjlol:.

your first post was much appreciated btw. I had only been to PE briefly in 2010. It was one of the host cities for fifa the world cup so I went there to watch one of the games. It was yalls winter so I didn't even check the city out all that much since it was cold and rainy as fukk. Is there some fun shyt to do there? I never thought about getting commecial property in a spot like that. :ehh:

Also any other aspects of Durban you don't like that are not immediately evident to foreigners or is it just the sports rivalry? I went to Durban last November during Essencefest and had a fukkin ball. Would love to go back. Maybe get a condo over there. The women over there. the dancing.. the asses.. :wow: shyt felt like a low key Miami for real with that long ass golden mile beach
breh you are willingly about to engage in a dumb argument with an emotional woman while trying to use logic. it's a waste of time. you'll just end up in circles of frustration. notice all the different topics you went over in your post, yet that one aspect is all she focused on :mjlol:.

your first post was much appreciated btw. I had only been to PE briefly in 2010. It was one of the host cities for fifa the world cup so I went there to watch one of the games. It was yalls winter so I didn't even check the city out all that much since it was cold and rainy as fukk. Is there some fun shyt to do there? I never thought about getting commecial property in a spot like that. :ehh:

Also any other aspects of Durban you don't like that are not immediately evident to foreigners or is it just the sports rivalry? I went to Durban last November during Essencefest and had a fukkin ball. Would love to go back. Maybe get a condo over there. The women over there. the dancing.. the asses.. :wow: shyt felt like a low key Miami for real with that long ass golden mile beach
 

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Captown in two weeks :blessed:


Do you know where you will be located... Southern Suburbs, West Coast, Downtown or what. Have you been to Cape Town before, describe what kinda time you're looking to have and I'll direct you to the areas that are most conducive to that.
Also inbox me when you're actually in Cape Town. You need to also hit up the hood,it's very very safe during the day, every back person needs to go to those concentration camps they call Townships in Cape Town, to remind yourself why crackers are our eternal enemies :wow:

Cape Town hoods be looking like Haiti after the Earthquake, yet we ain't never had a natural disaster, our most recent disaster occured in 1652 when those Dutchman docked their boats:sas2:.. .

450years later they got the land and everyone who looks like me is reading about water turned to wine by a sandal wearing Jew who lives in the clouds now :sas1:

Anyway, went on a bit of a tangent there, hit me up though:mjgrin:
 

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Do you know where you will be located... Southern Suburbs, West Coast, Downtown or what. Have you been to Cape Town before, describe what kinda time you're looking to have and I'll direct you to the areas that are most conducive to that.
Also inbox me when you're actually in Cape Town. You need to also hit up the hood,it's very very safe during the day, every back person needs to go to those concentration camps they call Townships in Cape Town, to remind yourself why crackers are our eternal enemies :wow:

Cape Town hoods be looking like Haiti after the Earthquake, yet we ain't never had a natural disaster, our most recent disaster occured in 1652 when those Dutchman docked their boats:sas2:.. .

450years later they got the land and everyone who looks like me is reading about water turned to wine by a sandal wearing Jew who lives in the clouds now :sas1:

Anyway, went on a bit of a tangent there, hit me up though:mjgrin:
say breh, where's a good neighborhood to grab an airbnb/apt if you gonna do 1 month in cape town?
green point?
bo-kaap?
cape town city centre?

What about Joburg? I hear Maboneng is poppin right now
 
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