Asian AirBNB host kicks 5 professional BM out of her NYC Flat; Calls them "monkeys"

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I've rented a penthouse complete with all the amenities for a few hundred dollars. A hotel with similar features would've ran me a grand. The penthouse was also much closer to my friends place than the comparable hotel was.
Seriously let these naive people stick to their hotels while we stay in spots like this and for lower price/bang for buck.
 

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Plant bedbug larvae in their BnB. And flame them in the reviews. Put termites in the foundation as well. There's a lotta shyt u can fukk up on the sneak level in somebody's crib.
Fukk up the wiring, HVAC system...introduction of pests and molds.


Fukk them. I'd turn around and sue them for some shyt I bought to their home. Yes I'm a petty bytch.

you keep bedbug larvae on hand for times like this?

somewhat related note, i could only do airbnb if i have the entire spot. i can't imagine actually sharing the space with a random mfer.
 

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Why not get a hotel.....I never understood why people book these bullshyt with the people in the house with you....:mjlol:
I rented out a room when i was in Barcelona and Madrid, there were cool, but it was weird, so I only rent out the whole place now, have done it in Mexico, Cuba, Indonesian, and Australia. You only see the host when you check in usually, my host in Australia took me out a couple times though.

Its better than a hotel because it feels like you’re coming home instead of to a room. And if you go with a homie y’all can each have a room, and still have a common area to chill or if girls come back to the pad.

I’d only do a hotel now if it might be a beach town or something, when i was in Santa Barbara a hotel made more sense.
 

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My homegirl did an Airbnb for homecoming....I stopped by and the white couple owining it was in the living room watching tv:mjlol:

There are alot of them like this where it's in some roommate :hhh:shyt
You have the option of choosing to rent an entire place to yourself or a room in somebody's home.

I usually do Airbnbs near off seasons for beach areas or when I go to visit the mountains. I've never had an issue but I always filter for superhosts and entire places by myself.

There is a beautiful property in Brooklyn I rented that was gorgeous and I saved HUNDREDS for an entire floor of a brownstone last summer. I loved it.
 

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you keep bedbug larvae on hand for times like this?

somewhat related note, i could only do airbnb if i have the entire spot. i can't imagine actually sharing the space with a random mfer.
Nah but I got some entomologist friends at the university who do. They study all them nasty mfers. Imagine doing research on hissing roaches. They analyzing roach resilience to see if they can apply it to materials that are extinction level crisis proof.:scust:
 

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I rented out a room when i was in Barcelona and Madrid, there were cool, but it was weird, so I only rent out the whole place now, have done it in Mexico, Cuba, Indonesian, and Australia. You only see the host when you check in usually, my host in Australia took me out a couple times though.

Its better than a hotel because it feels like you’re coming home instead of to a room. And if you go with a homie y’all can each have a room, and still have a common area to chill or if girls come back to the pad.

I’d only do a hotel now if it might be a beach town or something, when i was in Santa Barbara a hotel made more sense.

Lol this is such a marketing line.
 
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