Ash is 23 years old and still losing battles to Rookies

[el_oh_el]

charizard saw the bytch in him from day 1

"real recognize real and you don't look familiar "

I was just speaking to my homie about this the other day. The lack of progress in this show is just
Would have been better if they had just replaced the main character periodically than keep the same dude for 10+ years

 

[K-Apps]

I was just speaking to my homie about this the other day. The lack of progress in this show is just
Would have been better if they had just replaced the main character periodically than keep the same dude for 10+ years

Totally agree, should've done that after he finally beat Gary in the Johto arc, Ash peaked as a character at that point. Introduced new characters and villains each new region starting with Hoenn or w/e

 

[BlackMajik]

Man that Yu-Gi-Oh shyt almost had me ready to try one of those card games but the more i watched the show the more i realized every episode he would pull something out his ass to win the match. Im not sure how complex the card game was but that cartoon led me to believe there was no way id be able to remember all that bullshyt and win a match.

 

[Anti-Anime]

 

[Ziggiy]

dat pikachu with a flat top tho

but yeah, that dude ash is pathetic. whenever a new game comes out i check out whats happening on the anime side. that dude is a born failure.

cant even pull for him like some anime characters that cant help but be failures. they'll pull through at some point but this dude Ash is allergic to success. nope, just cant fukk with him.

i want to compare him to Yugi but at least Yugi knew he wasnt shyt against the real Gs and cheated to win(heart of the cards my ass). this dude Ash done got caught crying while drowning in his failure of a life since he stepped into the game.

at least Gary grew up and got a damn job when he knew shyt wasnt working. this dude Ash...dude has wasted so many pokemon's time has any one else had so many of their pokemon just leave him?

at Ash

Yugi was an OG TRIPLE OG compared to bytch ass Ash. And I don't even like Yugioh but from what I can remember Yugi had some legitimate Wins to his name, had Kaiba ready to commit suicide and shyt...



Kaiba: you can't defeat me with that weak deck


Yugi: My grandfather's deck doesn't contain any weak cards Kaiba But it DOES contain....THE UNSTOPPABLE EXODIA!!!

 

[JuvenileHell]

Yugi was an OG TRIPLE OG compared to bytch ass Ash. And I don't even like Yugioh but from what I can remember Yugi had some legitimate Wins to his name, had Kaiba ready to commit suicide and shyt...



Kaiba: you can't defeat me with that weak deck


Yugi: My grandfather's deck doesn't contain any weak cards Kaiba But it DOES contain....THE UNSTOPPABLE EXODIA!!!

Ahem, I think you mean Yami/Atem, the Pharoa's spirit that was in the puzzle. He was a real nikka, Yugi himself was a bytch too

That's why Tea friendzoned Yugi, yet was always moist when Yugi took on the form of the Pharaoh before his duels

 

[LurkMoar]

I never knew this.

I used to fukk with the OG Yugi-oh something serious.

Holy shyt breh i used to hate that too, i be like how yugi gon pull out the perfect card every time



Dis nikka would have 100 life points left, no monsters, and only 1 card left on his deck with kaiba looking at him like





Guess what that card does

 

[T-K-G]

Have you guys seen pokemon origins? It's the story of Red and basically an anime of the first game.

when i first found out about this i was like

then i seen how gully this shyt was



i had to pause it after that scene wondering if i should continue

my nikka @charmander almost got ate

 

[King Koopa]

when i first found out about this i was like

then i seen how gully this shyt was



i had to pause it after that scene wondering if i should continue

my nikka @charmander almost got ate

That scream brehs...

 

[Jparker]

That Heart of the Cards stuff was for the American version of the show. In the original version he literally has magical cheating powers where he changes the next card to the one he needs.

You wouldn't cheat if a nikka pulled you in a shadow game with your soul on the line

 

[Grifter]

Charizard was acting tough till he met those OG Charizard's. Realized he was sleeping in those battles.

 

[Dwolf]

 

[Geek]

Just got home from work and started the Origin movie.

Man... I don't if its the beer but watching the first 20 minute has me in nostalgia overload.

Edit: He just beat Brock . The memories of a young Geek doing the same thing are coming back.

 

[Strike-Wun]

Man that Yu-Gi-Oh shyt almost had me ready to try one of those card games but the more i watched the show the more i realized every episode he would pull something out his ass to win the match. Im not sure how complex the card game was but that cartoon led me to believe there was no way id be able to remember all that bullshyt and win a match.

What chu mean almost, nikka had a fly dragon deck lol

 

[feelosofer]

So Ash is like the Tim Tebow of pokemon trainers?

More like Tim Couch