As a Nintenbreh, in 2023 it is time for a new console

The Intergalactic Koala

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The things I do for kids. I paid the same price for a fukking Kirby game as I did for a day one God of War Ragnarok. That should be illegal.

Breh, I went to some game store the other day to let my son pick out a birthday gift. He wanted Sonic Frontier for the Switch. So here I am thinking it was going to be something reasonable like 39.99 since its a Switch game.

The fukking game is 60 cold hard frogskins :why: . Like in this time and age, Switch games should be coming down off GP because they run like solar electricity in a badly wired trap house :why:
 

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If Nintendo sticks with Nvidia, I actually think their next console will blow people away thanks to DLSS 3.0. If Nvidia is working on a custom chip for Nintendo, they could achieve 4k60 or 1440p120 with only the rendering power needed for 720p.

This is dlss 2.0 720p to 4k


That looks muddy af
 

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This is dlss 2.0 720p to 4k


You better off playing the Cloud Version at that point. :scusthov:

Realistically all Nintendo needs to do is top the Steam Deck. Ideally they'd push performance considering it'll be out for awhile with no ability to iterate. I really hope they have something planned for Zelda because judging by Pokemon, reviewers not going for the okey doke with ambitious games and terrible performance anymore.
 

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My switch doesn’t connect online so I’ve been contemplating buying a new one. However, I balk at getting a new one considering how ugly games look. I would only really be buying it for the new Zelda, but even then I wonder how long could I wait until that shyt is emulated and running much better on PC.

Nintendo don’t give af though, that console is still selling in dwarves.
:dead: droves breh
 

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I’m not gonna shyt on nintendo games I understand why people like them but I think at the end of the day they just don’t really appeal to me anymore. Theres a good reason the only thing I bought on Nintendo this year was Triangle Strategy, Xeno, and a few indies. I’m looking through all the games nintendo dropped and im just like….eh, feel like its been this way for years.

  • Pokemon Arceus - ugly, empty, felt bad to play
  • Kirby - i find kirby games a bit too simplistic and easy, feels like its for babies
  • Nintendo sports - don’t care for wii sports 3, it was a neat gimmick when it came out originally 15 years ago
  • Mario strikers - another half assed mario sports title
  • Xenoblade Chronicles 3 - it was cool but ultimately felt too long for me to finish
  • Bayonettta 3 - just not for me, especially on the hardware
  • Splatoon 3 - don’t care for online shooters even dressed up as quirky nintendo games with a worse online system
  • Pokemon V/S - not being pulled into another thrown together pokemon game, too many burns
 
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