Apartment must-haves and decor tips?

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

IYKYK

How do you brush your teeth with that foolery in the sink? I be wondering that whenever I be at somebody's house who got this

 

[east]

Are these low light plants?

out of those only monstera and pothos are

 

[Jimmy from Linkedin]

Are these low light plants?

The pothos can be but none of them really are.

If you have low light you can get by with some snake plants and dracena marginata and ZZ plants.

 

[pickles]

big ass plants.

Run to the bougie part of town and get you a $200 fiddle leaf, another $169 monstera, and two $60 rubber trees / birds of paradise. If you've got a loft, or high ceilings get a $40 pothos and drape the runners over the sides of the bannister (intertwine them in the railing ) or above the cabinets/ fridge.

Get home after a long weekend and water all your plants and it will smell like the rainforest.

I agree about plants but not that much for them especially if OP has no idea how to take care of them. If they end up dying that is money wasted.

If you get a smaller (cheaper) monstera, it can grow up to be big in no time.

Books too,
Look at apartmenttherapy videos on Youtube and get ideas.

 

[InGodWeTrust]

If you want women, go with minimalist.

I had a two bedroom nice spot but my decor was straight man cave style.

Brought one of finest girls to my place, bragging about it during our date. She came over and said it looked like a big dorm room. Ghosted me after

Learned my lesson.

 

[Luke Cage]

How do you brush your teeth with that foolery in the sink? I be wondering that whenever I be at somebody's house who got this

I just googled this because i didn't know this was a thing.
The gist of it i got was as follows:
Generally i think you are only supposed to do this in low traffic sinks like a guest bathroom, not places were you are brushing your teeth or shaving.
and generally only do this during special occasions like a party. not an everyday thing.
even then you have to wash the rocks regurly to prevent algae from building up.

 

[Complexion]

For some people rocks are to be kicked, not placed in a sink.

 

[razassin]

Is a area rug over carpet extra?

Not if you keep yo furniture wrapped up in plastic

Ghetto Fab

 

[WaveWhisperer]

Not if you keep yo furniture wrapped up in plastic

Ghetto Fab

That frustrated nap you took when you get off the couch lookin like james brown when he sung “mans world”

 

[Fukwatutalkinwatisaylaw]

2 grow tents one for veg one for flower and a air purifier

 

[Digital Omen]

- Diffuser / candles : I mostly stick w/ candles because a diffuser is annoying to keep refilling, but gotta keep things in the space to purify the air whether with scents or a diffuser. Women step in your spot for the first time and smell a good candle scent? It’s OV

THIS.IS.A.MUST

add incense to the rotation too. Women smell that Nag Champa and it's on like donkey kong.
A clean bathroom is also mandatory. First thing women do when they're DTF is take a bathroom break. They're in there checking their cooter and your set up. Diffuser and rocks in the sink:

 

[Complexion]

Red lightbulbs. Dimmer switches.

 

[The Prince of All Saiyans]

this is the sh-t getting liked on @Twitter but what do I know, i'm just a man of simple means

 

[Jx2]

Holy diabetus breh

 

[Eternally Jaded]

My ish was NICE art, washer/dryer in unit and candles.

Everything else was just me. I like books so I had some coffee table books.
I like to cook so I had a stocked pantry and spice rack.

I don’t like filth so I kept my premises cleanly.

Plus, once a woman agrees to come to your spot she's already mostly locked in.