Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania starring Paul Rudd, Evangeline Lilly, Jonathan Majors, & Bill Murry Feb 17th, 2023

[Conz]

no one really has any clue what Avengers are worth outside of that mention of Sam and obviously Tony. i don't even know who pays them. i assumed Stark did. Strange was a wealthy doctor, but spent it all, then got to live in that sick Sanctum. Was Spidey getting paid before he ceased to exist? Wong couldn't afford a sandwich.

Hank Pym has to be loaded right? and they half assed some little plot thing about Hope running a corporation now b/c she has zero character. i just imagine they helped Scott out. don't remember which house he was on house arrest at

 

[Carl Tethers]

MCU films been mostly dogwater taffy for a minute

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

no one really has any clue what Avengers are worth outside of that mention of Sam and obviously Tony. i don't even know who pays them. i assumed Stark did. Strange was a wealthy doctor, but spent it all, then got to live in that sick Sanctum. Was Spidey getting paid before he ceased to exist? Wong couldn't afford a sandwich.

Hank Pym has to be loaded right? and they half assed some little plot thing about Hope running a corporation now b/c she has zero character. i just imagine they helped Scott out. don't remember which house he was on house arrest at

Lets play this out

Spiderman - hs kid, should be broke…aunt may having a rent controlled apartment checks out
Carol danvers - alien, doesnt need money
Ironman - rich
Cap - safe to assume he makes enough from PSAs, endorsements, public appearances
Falcon - actually broke
Roadie - millitary job
black widow - ?? Dead anyway
Hawkeye - now this is questionable…dude owns what appears to be a whole ass ranch…no source of income…went awol killing folks in japan…still kept the farm…?
Shang chi - relatively broke valet…checks out

So, hawkeye and antman’s wealth is super sus…especially hawkeye actually. You can just say “pym is rich” to handwave the antman money but hawkeye doesnt make any sense…

 

[Conz]

Lets play this out

Spiderman - hs kid, should be broke…aunt may having a rent controlled apartment checks out
Carol danvers - alien, doesnt need money
Ironman - rich
Cap - safe to assume he makes enough from PSAs, endorsements, public appearances
Falcon - actually broke
Roadie - millitary job
black widow - ?? Dead anyway
Hawkeye - now this is questionable…dude owns what appears to be a whole ass ranch…no source of income…went awol killing folks in japan…still kept the farm…?
Shang chi - relatively broke valet…checks out

So, hawkeye and antman’s wealth is super sus…especially hawkeye actually. You can just say “pym is rich” to handwave the antman money but hawkeye doesnt make any sense…

Shang-chi could have inherited money after he offed his dad.
Maybe Wakanda tossed all the Avengers like 1/1000000000000000000000th of thier wealth and they all live like kings now

 

[humminbird]

Lets play this out

Spiderman - hs kid, should be broke…aunt may having a rent controlled apartment checks out
Carol danvers - alien, doesnt need money
Ironman - rich
Cap - safe to assume he makes enough from PSAs, endorsements, public appearances
Falcon - actually broke
Roadie - millitary job
black widow - ?? Dead anyway
Hawkeye - now this is questionable…dude owns what appears to be a whole ass ranch…no source of income…went awol killing folks in japan…still kept the farm…?
Shang chi - relatively broke valet…checks out

So, hawkeye and antman’s wealth is super sus…especially hawkeye actually. You can just say “pym is rich” to handwave the antman money but hawkeye doesnt make any sense…

that ranch could've been given to him by shield and since he's a government worker maybe he gets the same benefits

 

[jdubnyce]

Lets play this out

Spiderman - hs kid, should be broke…aunt may having a rent controlled apartment checks out
Carol danvers - alien, doesnt need money
Ironman - rich
Cap - safe to assume he makes enough from PSAs, endorsements, public appearances
Falcon - actually broke
Roadie - millitary job
black widow - ?? Dead anyway
Hawkeye - now this is questionable…dude owns what appears to be a whole ass ranch…no source of income…went awol killing folks in japan…still kept the farm…?
Shang chi - relatively broke valet…checks out

So, hawkeye and antman’s wealth is super sus…especially hawkeye actually. You can just say “pym is rich” to handwave the antman money but hawkeye doesnt make any sense…

Hawkeye was raking in 6 figures as an agent of SHIELD

He invested in ETFs and Defense company stocks

He leased part of his ranch acreage to nature conservatory groups for monthly passive income

His wife was a former Agent at well. Top tier pension.

Of course he got funds. How else would he keep his artillery up to date. Has enough funds to leave his arrows all over the place. Replace them shyts with ease

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

Hawkeye was raking in 6 figures as an agent of SHIELD

He invested in ETFs and Defense company stocks

He leased part of his ranch acreage to nature conservatory groups for monthly passive income

His wife was a former Agent at well. Top tier pension.

Of course he got funds. How else would he keep his artillery up to date. Has enough funds to leave his arrows all over the place. Replace them shyts with ease

that ranch could've been given to him by shield and since he's a government worker maybe he gets the same benefits

That is derailed since Falcon was broke and said aint no avengers money coming in…

 

[O.Red]

is this really any better? Shang-chi is a 6th man and the kids are all annoying for the most part. They really fukked up Dr. Strange in that piece of shyt MoM, and Chadwick dying was also a massive loss. Those 2 should have been up top, now people get more excited when Wong pops up, and Shuri ain't shyt. MCU is rudderless and leaderless. Sam Wilson ain't leading shyt. That's why the rumor is Tom Holland being top billed on Kang Dynasty, b/c no one else is popular.

Kept tryin tell y'all nikkas Sam ain't about to do shyt and black folks don't think he's cool so he won't pop

Blacktain America about to be taking orders from Spiderman

 

[humminbird]

the thing is all of the avengers' lives were set before they became the avengers even the hulk's
none of them had to worry about money until the secondary characters came along but by that point iron man was out
I think he would've paid them like he did in the comics

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

Kept tryin tell y'all nikkas Sam ain't about to do shyt and black folks don't think he's cool so he won't pop

Blacktain America about to be taking orders from Spiderman

Its literally the problem with Anthony Mackey’s whole career…he just aint cool at ALL

 

[jdubnyce]

That is derailed since Falcon was broke and said aint no avengers money coming in…

For some reason Sam got poor investment advice

 

[O.Red]

Yo, hold up


Why the fukk was Falcon broke as fukk, but ant man, an ex con former baskin robins employee who wrote a terrible book, and was BLIPPED for 5 years, afford this house in fukkin SAN FRANCISCO

But they trying to save $8 on pizza

You know how many shytty authors are filthy rich multimillionaires?

Be for real if an Avenger wrote a book that shyt moving units

Hell you could be a D Team ex Shield janitor and write a bestseller

 

[O.Red]

Its literally the problem with Anthony Mackey’s whole career…he just aint cool at ALL

Didn't help that he gave that shield away like a ho

Then he's always apologetic for shyt. Ol non assertive ass nikka


He got no hoes. Not even a love interest Steve had one and two possibles

And his costume ugly as fukk who gonna take orders from a soft nikka with no powers dressed as a bomb pop?

 

[Conz]

Kept tryin tell y'all nikkas Sam ain't about to do shyt and black folks don't think he's cool so he won't pop

Blacktain America about to be taking orders from Spiderman

he can be the strategic advisor, but he ain't leading shyt with his strength level. also, they better mute that Murica ass suit down

 

[Brozay]

-do we really wanna see Ms. Marvel , Iron Shorty and baby Hawkeye fighting to save the multiverse

no - and Im very concerned about the slate of heroes being built right now in the MCU, its weak as hell

they are fortunate to have landed a big long term commitment from Holland because without him, its looking trash