An adult cheetah weighs 46-160lbs, theres no way a grown man over 200lbs should lose a fight to one

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Ageing Farmer Kills Leopard With Bare Hands In Kenya

Nairobi (AFP) Jun 22, 2005
A 73-year-old man used his bare hands to tear out the tongue of a leopard that attacked him in Kenya and killed it, a newspaper said Wednesday of an incident confirmed by the Kenya Wildlife Service (KWS).

The 73-year-old Daniel M'Mburugu was working in his potato garden near Mount Kenya in the centre of the country when the animal, apparently aggressive, hurtled from nearby grass and charged towards him.

"It let out a blood-curdling snarl that made the birds stop chirping. I froze for some seconds, then it dawned on me that death was staring at me on the face," he told the Standard Newspaper.

M'Mburugu, a peasant farmer, dropped the machete he was carrying and forced his hand into the leopard's mouth, pulling out its tongue in an act of self-defence, according to the report in the daily.

"A voice, which must have been from God, whispered to me to drop the panga (machete) and thrust my hand into its wide open mouth, I obeyed," he said, explaining that the leopard sank its teeth into his wrist, but would not let go.

As the struggle continued, M'Mburugu realised that the animal's "breathing was belaboured", prompting him to keep pulling the tongue.

Villagers only responded when the animal lay dying and he gained instant status as a village hero, the paper said.

"Wardens said the leopard attacked the man because it was injured elsewhere ... wild animals are usually very aggresive and attack unprovoked when injured," KWS spokesman Edward Indakwa told AFP.

"Nevertheless, he was lucky," he added of the incident that occurred early this month.

Incidents of human-wildlife conflict in the east African nation are common, mostly near game parks and national reserves.
breh, them Masaii warriors stay punking lions all the time so this isn't shocking.
 

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Just make quick sharp turns. Animals can't do that like humans. Thats the advantage we have. We can change direction on a penny. Whilst these animals have to have turning circles and shyt.
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You gonna end up getting killed if you ever go on safari somewhere :russ:
 

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Comparing Humans to animals in terms of physical superiority is stupid. Humans are able to dominate because of our advanced brain. The only physical advantage we got against any animal is our ability to run long distance in a long period of time.
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You gonna end up getting killed if you ever go on safari somewhere :russ:

I dunno. Look at those slow ass turns that prey was doing. Humans can literally stop and go in a completely different direction. The benefits of having 2 legs and being upright. Animals have four legs like a car and have a turning circle. You get me?
 

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Bolded dont sound right for some reason... ill get back to to ya

My bad there's 2 more advantages we got

Where are we superiors?

Cooling system: The human body has one of the best cooling system amongst land-based lifeforms. It is able to dissipate large amount of heat in hot environment. Pairing this ability with a good endurance runner physique, the ancient human hunters become fearsome predators of the hot grassland type biomes.

2 feet movement and modified upper limbs: these modifications allow as move quite efficiently on land and allow the modification of upper limbs for other tasks. For the birds this modified to wing, in the early hominides they modified to become hands. The price is the sore back.

Big brain: This was a double or nothing, or more likely double or nothing ten times modification, a huge gambling with survival. The big brains need large amount of energy and oxigen, makes the childbearing more risky and leaving the newbornes underdeveloped. But allow the adult pieces of the race very quickly and easily adapting to wide variety of biomes and over time modify the environment to accomodate better. The higher exploitation of different biomes are a must for later hominides, since the big brain require large amount of sugar and fat for its operation. Fortunately, the big brain allows the harvest of these nutrients.

In short, the superior human abilities, which are missing or worse in other animals:

Land-based water cooling, 2 feet movement and highly modified upper limbs for tool usage, big and developed brain

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I'd suggest that in terms of our physical capabilities there is another animal that is better than we are:
Vision? Hawks have greater resolution, cats have better night vision, insects and shrimp have greater wavelength spectra.
Hearing? Bats, look no further.
Speed and agility? Most animals.
Healing? Lizards (some smaller varieties) can re-grow their tails within weeks (that's a whole limb); Hydra can re-grow their entirety.
Lifespan? Turtles, Hydra
Finger dexterity? Octopi have tentacles that are often better than our own in many ways. Okay, maybe not in instrumentation, we win that one.
Endurance? Well trained individuals could take the title for this as well.
Our only real strength is our brain and its ability to allow us to come up with new ways to manipulate our environments to make up for our evident lack of much physicality.
 

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I dunno. Look at those slow ass turns that prey was doing. Humans can literally stop and go in a completely different direction. The benefits of having 2 legs and being upright. Animals have four legs like a car and have a turning circle. You get me?


Your trolling needs work breh, that video is slowed down, and bipedal movement is a joke compared to animals. Usain Bolt would lose a race to a 1200lbs Grizzly Bear.
 
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a house cat can make you say "ouch" several times before you kill it.

Exactly.. there's grown men that can't take out a house cat..

But nikkas in here talm bout they can take out a full grown predator with an uppercut..lmao

Good luck landing that punch after the mofo lunges at you

 

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Your trolling needs work breh, that video is slowed down, and bipedal movement is a joke compared to animals. Usain Bolt would lose a race to a 1200lbs Grizzly Bear.

Obviously. Usain bolt is running g I a straight line. What does that have to do with the fact that humans can change directions quicker than any other animal except fish. Have you ever watched a football match? I'm talking about real football not that american wannabe rugby bullshyt you play.
 
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