An adult cheetah weighs 46-160lbs, theres no way a grown man over 200lbs should lose a fight to one

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Ageing Farmer Kills Leopard With Bare Hands In Kenya

Nairobi (AFP) Jun 22, 2005
A 73-year-old man used his bare hands to tear out the tongue of a leopard that attacked him in Kenya and killed it, a newspaper said Wednesday of an incident confirmed by the Kenya Wildlife Service (KWS).

The 73-year-old Daniel M'Mburugu was working in his potato garden near Mount Kenya in the centre of the country when the animal, apparently aggressive, hurtled from nearby grass and charged towards him.

"It let out a blood-curdling snarl that made the birds stop chirping. I froze for some seconds, then it dawned on me that death was staring at me on the face," he told the Standard Newspaper.

M'Mburugu, a peasant farmer, dropped the machete he was carrying and forced his hand into the leopard's mouth, pulling out its tongue in an act of self-defence, according to the report in the daily.

"A voice, which must have been from God, whispered to me to drop the panga (machete) and thrust my hand into its wide open mouth, I obeyed," he said, explaining that the leopard sank its teeth into his wrist, but would not let go.

As the struggle continued, M'Mburugu realised that the animal's "breathing was belaboured", prompting him to keep pulling the tongue.

Villagers only responded when the animal lay dying and he gained instant status as a village hero, the paper said.

"Wardens said the leopard attacked the man because it was injured elsewhere ... wild animals are usually very aggresive and attack unprovoked when injured," KWS spokesman Edward Indakwa told AFP.

"Nevertheless, he was lucky," he added of the incident that occurred early this month.

Incidents of human-wildlife conflict in the east African nation are common, mostly near game parks and national reserves.
 
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Fun Fact: male Wildebeests are 8ft 600lbs, OP you gotta take on a Wildebeest to show proof you can take on a Cheetah first.


Breh a infant wildabeast beat up two cheetas by himself
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Now who else wanna fukk with Hollywood Court?
Roberto Duran knocked a horse unonscious with one punch. Granted he's one of the greatest boxers of all time but he only weighed 130. I had a mate who broke his hand punching a horse. The horse was rocked and ended up running g away. Look at the size of a horse. And you think a cheetah can take a punch to the face lol. You do realise with proper punching technique you can generate thousands of pounds of force. Just watch some of the hardest punchers of all time and watch the leverage they get on their punches. They are usually built like string beans too. Tyson was not the normal building for big punchers. Look at bob foster, Julian Jackson, alexis arguello etc.
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:dead: @ Trying to stick and move with something that weighs as much as a Honda Civic.
 

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Ageing Farmer Kills Leopard With Bare Hands In Kenya

Nairobi (AFP) Jun 22, 2005
A 73-year-old man used his bare hands to tear out the tongue of a leopard that attacked him in Kenya and killed it, a newspaper said Wednesday of an incident confirmed by the Kenya Wildlife Service (KWS).

The 73-year-old Daniel M'Mburugu was working in his potato garden near Mount Kenya in the centre of the country when the animal, apparently aggressive, hurtled from nearby grass and charged towards him.

"It let out a blood-curdling snarl that made the birds stop chirping. I froze for some seconds, then it dawned on me that death was staring at me on the face," he told the Standard Newspaper.

M'Mburugu, a peasant farmer, dropped the machete he was carrying and forced his hand into the leopard's mouth, pulling out its tongue in an act of self-defence, according to the report in the daily.

"A voice, which must have been from God, whispered to me to drop the panga (machete) and thrust my hand into its wide open mouth, I obeyed," he said, explaining that the leopard sank its teeth into his wrist, but would not let go.

As the struggle continued, M'Mburugu realised that the animal's "breathing was belaboured", prompting him to keep pulling the tongue.

Villagers only responded when the animal lay dying and he gained instant status as a village hero, the paper said.

"Wardens said the leopard attacked the man because it was injured elsewhere ... wild animals are usually very aggresive and attack unprovoked when injured," KWS spokesman Edward Indakwa told AFP.

"Nevertheless, he was lucky," he added of the incident that occurred early this month.

Incidents of human-wildlife conflict in the east African nation are common, mostly near game parks and national reserves.

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Not sure why some of theses p*ssyholes would be scared kf a cheetah. Even an old man with no strength left killed one with ease. They are p*ssy. Imagine making your house cat like 5 times bigger and you have a cheetah. House cats are soft as fukk.
 

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What a dumb thread. It's one thing knocking out a p*ssy ass bear because they are slow and have protruding jaws. It's another thing to say you are going to whoop a cheetah. Use your brain breh.

Id rather try my luck with the cheetah, you trippin if you think you will physically hurt a bear with your limbs, when some guns cant even penetrate a bears skull
 

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how many wild animals have you ever fought?

I fought a pack of wild obese English woman on a night out once. If you added their weight up they weighed the equivalent of like 2000lbs. I was like 140 at the time and whooped them all.

I fought a hedgehog once. I toe punted it and it flew into someone's car and was either knocked out or dead. I didn't stick around in case all his prickly mates came along.

I fought a baby deer like bambino type thing. Wasn't really a fight tho I just mowed him down in my car. Granted he did some damage to my car but I left that situation with my life and that p*ssy ass deer didn't.

Like I said my mate whooped a horse with one punch and made it back down.
 

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The nikkas fast enough to run on a wall like fukking assassin's creed with 4 inch fangs, and this was in a TIGHT HALLWAY
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If one of them tackles u at 160 pounds moving 70 mph u going nite nite, caved in chest and all that :mjlol:

Just make quick sharp turns. Animals can't do that like humans. Thats the advantage we have. We can change direction on a penny. Whilst these animals have to have turning circles and shyt.
 

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Ageing Farmer Kills Leopard With Bare Hands In Kenya

Nairobi (AFP) Jun 22, 2005
A 73-year-old man used his bare hands to tear out the tongue of a leopard that attacked him in Kenya and killed it, a newspaper said Wednesday of an incident confirmed by the Kenya Wildlife Service (KWS).

The 73-year-old Daniel M'Mburugu was working in his potato garden near Mount Kenya in the centre of the country when the animal, apparently aggressive, hurtled from nearby grass and charged towards him.

"It let out a blood-curdling snarl that made the birds stop chirping. I froze for some seconds, then it dawned on me that death was staring at me on the face," he told the Standard Newspaper.

M'Mburugu, a peasant farmer, dropped the machete he was carrying and forced his hand into the leopard's mouth, pulling out its tongue in an act of self-defence, according to the report in the daily.

"A voice, which must have been from God, whispered to me to drop the panga (machete) and thrust my hand into its wide open mouth, I obeyed," he said, explaining that the leopard sank its teeth into his wrist, but would not let go.

As the struggle continued, M'Mburugu realised that the animal's "breathing was belaboured", prompting him to keep pulling the tongue.

Villagers only responded when the animal lay dying and he gained instant status as a village hero, the paper said.

"Wardens said the leopard attacked the man because it was injured elsewhere ... wild animals are usually very aggresive and attack unprovoked when injured," KWS spokesman Edward Indakwa told AFP.

"Nevertheless, he was lucky," he added of the incident that occurred early this month.

Incidents of human-wildlife conflict in the east African nation are common, mostly near game parks and national reserves.
This old man took out a leopard.
Not a punch but he ripped out his tongue.
 
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