Sorry to hear that, OP. That doesn't happen to me. Sometimes I get my packages the next day. Amazon Prime been great to a nikka 
Amazon Prime brehs...the fukk is up with 2-day shipping these days?
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Sorry to hear that, OP. That doesn't happen to me. Sometimes I get my packages the next day. Amazon Prime been great to a nikka
I used to live like 20 minutes from a fulfillment center. Free same day shipping on almost everything I ordered.
Now muhfukkas wanna tell me its 4 days for the same shyt I got in two even after I moved. I think I know what did it. I'd been looking at copping an Echo for the longest but recently pre-ordered Google Home. In fact, I first searched for Google Home to see if Amazon might have faster shipping.
Maybe that hurt feelings. *Reality searches for Amazon Echo on Amazon*
Amazon:
*Reality puts Amazon Echo in his Amazon cart*
Amazon:
*Reality hears about Google Home*
*Reality Googles Google Home*
*Reality sees shipping times for Google Home through Google website and thinks its too long*
*Reality thinks its a longshot, but searches to see if Google Home is available for order through Amazon on Amazon website*
Amazon: *sees search*...
....
...
......
...
*Reality goes to order the same shyt he has every other month for like the last 4 years with 2 day shipping*
Amazon: You orderin on Monday?
With 2-day shipping we can prolly get that to you by Friday. 
Reality:
...
...Amazon:
Reality:
*logs onto the coli* Maybe my coli brehs are going through the same thing. Coli brehs:
We good over hereReality:
Amazon:
I don't need prime...
Yes you do
You in ny so you wont have some have the same problems as the other brehs. You can even get free same day shipping on a lot of things
I used to live like 20 minutes from a fulfillment center. Free same day shipping on almost everything I ordered.
I think I know what did it. I'd been looking at copping an Echo for the longest but recently pre-ordered Google Home. In fact, I first searched for Google Home to see if Amazon might have faster shipping.
*Reality searches for Amazon Echo on Amazon*
Amazon:
*Reality puts Amazon Echo in his Amazon cart*
Amazon:
*Reality hears about Google Home*
*Reality Googles Google Home*
*Reality sees shipping times for Google Home through Google website and thinks its too long*
*Reality thinks its a longshot, but searches to see if Google Home is available for order through Amazon on Amazon website*
Amazon: *sees search*...
*Reality goes to order the same shyt he has every other month for like the last 4 years with 2 day shipping*
Amazon: You orderin on Monday?
Reality:
Amazon:
Reality:
Coli brehs:
Reality:
Amazon:
Better tell Amazon customer service to put some RESPECK on your name
I've had nothing but problems with amazon lately.
I ordered games on the e3 deals.
Supposed to get 20% of. Noticed the last 3 games they sent me they didn't even give me 20% off. Gave me like 15%. Had to bytch and bytch just to get it corrected.
On top of that another game I paid for release day delivery. Thing came a week later after release. Had to spend 15 minutes on the phone arguing,asking repeatedly for a manager because this incompetent bytch wouldn't just refund my shipping cost.
I ordered games on the e3 deals.
Supposed to get 20% of. Noticed the last 3 games they sent me they didn't even give me 20% off. Gave me like 15%. Had to bytch and bytch just to get it corrected.
On top of that another game I paid for release day delivery. Thing came a week later after release. Had to spend 15 minutes on the phone arguing,asking repeatedly for a manager because this incompetent bytch wouldn't just refund my shipping cost.
Im not a prime member. Just speaking on amazon in general.release day delivery is free
I think it's still free regardless tho
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Not here.
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Yes you do
You in ny so you wont have some have the same problems as the other brehs. You can even get free same day shipping on a lot of things
Man I ain't paying $99 for the whole year so I can get free 2 day shipping fukk that.
prime is garbage ohhh you get access to the Amazon original TV shows awww isnt that cute... 
if you shop amazon a lot, prime does pay for it self. the other stuff is just nice bonuses.
My main gripe is if I order something and it says its going to come on the weekend, it rarely ever works correctly. Why the fukk am I paying taxes now, with local Amazon establishments, and I cannot get proper weekend shipment when ya'll say so! This is what gets me heated. 