this is the funniest shyt I ever read on the coliSo this dude Jesse just posted up at that playground for a whole day with Ocean's Eleven money in the whip? Here I am thinking that old dude was gonna take that money and invest in more chinchilla hats (that was probably muskrat fur on that fitted but now he's got cash to upgrade) but he called the cops. Those two detectives must have graduated from Police Academy 4 or something. They were both playing bad cop yet offering Jesse soda and CapriSuns. How the hell did they even make the force? @hexagram23 you better talk to your boy Mariano What kinda dude can't handle reception duties at a car wash? Dude couldn't transfer the call to Skylar, take a message or even find out where she was going? What is he getting paid for? Skyler straight went 99 Problems on Hank in that diner, like she was some type of lawyer or something, somebody important or something She made Hank Lean Back like the summer of '04. Dude had to get his bytch to try to save him. Marie would be the worst arbitrator on Google Earth Nas. Hank sent her in there to smooth over tensions and get Skyler to change her mind and she's putting the paws on her instead. shyt was like a scene out of the Real Housewives of Albuquerque. Add insult to injury, Marie got gassed on her way out like she was with Child Protective Services. I haven't seen a kid get snatched up like that since Elian Gonzalez, brehs You could tell Holly had that inheritance in mind the way she was hollering, though. She's in the heiress, business My nikka Saul was tryna send Hank on an all expenses paid trip to chill with Shyne Po in Belize. Huell and Kuby are the broke ass, corrupt versions of Riggs and Murtaugh from Lethal Weapon. Lavell was scheming on those Benjamins likeTreated those stacks like a Bob-O-Pedic with the memory foam. I'm pretty sure those two got their hands on some Grants like Horace. Imagine if we see some colossal size Picassos in Saul's office next week
Yup, an altogether good episode. I'm interested to see where this all goes.
Y'all thought I wasn't about to brag about the return of the king, no Aragorn? I've been telling you about my nikka Todd for a year now. Lydia came through in the coat, same color Smurf skin, and the red bottoms looking patriotic as hell. What kinda operation was this dude Declan running?Dude was cooking meth in one of those vaults from Fallout. And that's being generous cause I'm pretty sure that rat hole wouldn't pass Vault-Tec standards and regulations. They should've taken Lydia up on her offer. Instead,Todd da gawd had to come through with his boys from American History X and go modern warfare on his crew. Todd and his boys showed up with UAV support, an AC130 in the air already and had Steady Aim and Stopping Power activated. I can't blame Declan for rage quitting It's time for some new blood in the meth gameDon Eladio met the bushes and blamed it on the alcohol like a Jamie Foxx track. Gus ain't get the part as Two Face in The Dark Knight. Walt's on his way out. Todd season is upon us
I'm in tears
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