"Crazy ass meeting today baby, me and the rest of the regional managers met with the CEO to discuss quarterly profit losses and he called me out on some bullshyt. Talking about my numbers have never been worse but didn't mention that my numbers are still better than anyone in the room...shyt, when we all left for a coffee break i noticed his new iphone left behind so i put it in my ass and it was easy cause you know a player like myself keeps his dress pants sagging."
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"So then my hoe ass supervisor, Steve emailed me and asked me if I could play my Gucci Mane mixtapes a little more quitely. It's all good tho, I caught his ass lacking at the faculty potluck, robbed that nikka for his wallet and his potato salad."
: So then Warren Buffet was like "I don't think I could do a billion dollar deal with someone with tats on his face", boy I reached my hand up to slap the wrinkles off his old ass. He bytched up and offered me the billi and all his bytches but I told him I'd never see another woman attractive than my boo
. Now we gonna blow this 3 billi on redbottoms and louie purses
" had to run off on the plug twice to make it back to the office in time to seal that foreign merger acquisition deal"
