"My executive assistant know I still be running on drug dealer time, shorty puts meetings in my calendar an hour and a half before they goin' start"
Keep practicing on dem photoshop skills b. baby steps. 
Disappointed in the responses, but the concept of the thread is legit.
Make some better ones or shut da fukk up
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"Yo then this bytch ass waiter tried handing me a salad fork to eat my caviar, I had to G-check that lil nikka cause they don't be teaching proper etiquette and shyt!"
"Baby the board of executives is buggin cause I lost em about 92 mill on the deal :smirkcry: I had to let them lil nikkas know that I've come back from losing much more - you remember them 92 (housing) bricks I lost right? :tupac:"
"My executive assistant know I still be running on drug dealer time, shorty puts meetings in my calendar an hour and a half before they goin' start
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"missed my flight cuz they ain't wanna let a breh thru security w the hammer even tho I got TSA pre check.
It's all good tho I called the Diamond status support desk and told em put my ass in the next first class seat
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