Diondon
Thanks to the lawyers uh, I marbled the foyer
*Pulls up in the Aston Mastin next to a bando* "Everybody lay down, this is a jack move. After this I gotta meet Tiger on the golf course."
Advaned Coli Science: Tupac In A Business Suit
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Reality
Make your own luck.
Get this...these nikkas asked for a 10x multiple on revenues despite declining earnings over the last 4 years. I smacked the shyt out of their banker and hollered the lawyers "come getcha mans b".
Yo...have you seen the extended clip to my Glock? I got a board of directors meeting at 10.
- "I put it in your suitcase next to the pitch book".
Yo...have you seen the extended clip to my Glock? I got a board of directors meeting at 10.
- "I put it in your suitcase next to the pitch book".
I'm too ignorant to the six figure world to contribute 
Hahaha 
QuintessentialBM
GoldenAgeGamer82 - PSN ID
Saw the boss's daughter, Melanie at the corporate Christmas party. Not too bad for a white chick... She had a few appletini's while I had gin & juice. She chatted and she started going in on her fiancée, Bradley, who just made junior partner. She says she likes him because he's successful, but that he's boring and just not who she pictured herself settling down with. She was in need of some adventure and excitement.
We snuck away from the party and went to the mailroom. She says "there's something mysterious and intriguing about you," then starts groping me. I'm like "I don't want it if it's that easy," but at this point, hoe done chose. She sucked me off, then I gave her the "mule." Hoe was converted! About 30 minutes, she got dressed, went to the powder room to redo her hair and makeup, then returned to the party like nothing ever happened. Even gave her fiancée a kiss.
I run into Melanie again at the New Year's party.... she trying bring back that old thang we had. I put the breaks on that hoe. I ask her "Is you really trying to get me caught up?" She goes in on how that night changed her hoe life and how "she needed to live" before she settled down. What she didn't know is that.... "I don't love them hoes!"
I told her, "The Underground don't stop for hoes, I get around!"
We snuck away from the party and went to the mailroom. She says "there's something mysterious and intriguing about you," then starts groping me. I'm like "I don't want it if it's that easy," but at this point, hoe done chose. She sucked me off, then I gave her the "mule." Hoe was converted! About 30 minutes, she got dressed, went to the powder room to redo her hair and makeup, then returned to the party like nothing ever happened. Even gave her fiancée a kiss.
I run into Melanie again at the New Year's party.... she trying bring back that old thang we had. I put the breaks on that hoe. I ask her "Is you really trying to get me caught up?" She goes in on how that night changed her hoe life and how "she needed to live" before she settled down. What she didn't know is that.... "I don't love them hoes!"
I told her, "The Underground don't stop for hoes, I get around!"
MalikX
Superstar
"I told Belchevic to go on with that bullshyt or else I'mma start fukking with them Austrian gun runners. Now I gotta get a good nights sleep for my 6am conference call."
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KnockoutKing
Rookie
I understand some
It seems like ALL these girls wants a man that makes Six Figures a year,has 8 pack abs,a 8 inch joint with the face of a Denzel
But a lot of black men aren't like that
It's like the dudes like Kent who complain about women all day but won't get a girl that's right for him and in his league
Just want super models
It seems like ALL these girls wants a man that makes Six Figures a year,has 8 pack abs,a 8 inch joint with the face of a Denzel
But a lot of black men aren't like that
It's like the dudes like Kent who complain about women all day but won't get a girl that's right for him and in his league
Just want super models
Drip Bayless
Superstar
"Oh word, yall nikkas don't want no smoke. Pull up right now then nikka! Actually I got lunch with the head of marketing in half an hour, could we reschedule? How does next Wednesday at 2:00 sound? Aight, imma see you then fukk nikka. Karen, pencil me in for some beef next Wednesday at 2"
Aceofspades404
Superstar
I found none of these funny
newworldafro
DeeperThanRapBiggerThanHH
"Oh word, yall nikkas don't want no smoke. Pull up right now then nikka! Actually I got lunch with the head of marketing in half an hour, could we reschedule? How does next Wednesday at 2:00 sound? Aight, imma see you then fukk nikka. Karen, pencil me in for some beef next Wednesday at 2"
Reality
Make your own luck.
"Oh word, yall nikkas don't want no smoke. Pull up right now then nikka! Actually I got lunch with the head of marketing in half an hour, could we reschedule? How does next Wednesday at 2:00 sound? Aight, imma see you then fukk nikka. Karen, pencil me in for some beef next Wednesday at 2"
Best one in the thread so far