Advaned Coli Science: Tupac In A Business Suit

[BlackManLiveFromLondon]

"Baby the board of executives is buggin cause I lost em about 92 mill on the deal :smirkcry: I had to let them lil nikkas know that I've come back from losing much more - you remember them 92 (housing) bricks I lost right? :tupac:"

 

[FukkaPaidEmail]

Ghost from Power got these hoes losing their damn mind.

 

[Kenny West]

: So then Warren Buffet was like "I don't think I could do a billion dollar deal with someone with tats on his face", boy I reached my hand up to slap the wrinkles off his old ass. He bytched up and offered me the billi and all his bytches but I told him I'd never see another woman attractive than my boo. Now we gonna blow this 3 billi on redbottoms and louie purses

 

[KOohbt]

So much potential

 

[DontDoIt]

Brehettes reading this thread like

 

[Woman of god]

OP yours were funny, almst everybody else's were lame and too try hard. U should just post a bunch on your own.

 

[Tupac in a Business Suit]

Garther round coli brehs, HOHers and GMBers alike

in this day and age to fukk with these self-obsessed and entitled women you got to be a thug, but also have your shyt together and be 6 figure nikka, thus the archetype of the 2pac in a business suit was created. In order to explain this increasingly apparent phenomenon, Coli scholars have assembled to break down the complexity of the female psyche.

the 2pac in a business suit represents the complex duality that women want in their ideal man.
They have created this unicorn of a man and now we have to deal with unrealistic expectations coming out the mouths of dusty hoes.

These are the hoes talking bout "building empires" and post motivational quotes in their instagrams, the same bytches that got smutted out and ran through by every nikka selling weed in the hood and got stretchmarks on her hips talking bout

'I NEED A MAN THAT CAN HANDLE ME "


Here is a thread dedicated to the myth, the legend and the concept

example:

"Ayy what's good hoe, I'm bout to perform a liver transplant at 5pm, but I got some henny and some black and milds , you tryna get your p*ssy clapped?

"

"So then the executive partner tried telling me that I'm gonna have to stay overtime at the office and I punched that bytch ass old CAC in his jaw and ran them pockets

"

"Yo then this bytch ass waiter tried handing me a salad fork to eat my caviar, I had to G-check that lil nikka cause they don't be teaching proper etiquette and shyt

"

post your own hypotheticals, this shyt is fun as hell

I approve this post. #HennesseynEnemies

 

[darius19]

these smilies though

 

[A1aaa]

" had to run off on the plug twice to make it back to the office in time to seal that foreign merger acquisition deal"

 

[Ghostface Trillah]

Ghost from Power got these hoes losing their damn mind.

Which is hilarious because he's a terrible club owner and a pretty bad drug dealer too.

 

[Bless't]

Breh... I was all about the thread until you basically wrote a dissertation. Just being honest.



ADHD and shyt.

 

[Dorian Breh]

"My executive assistant know I still be running on drug dealer time, shorty puts meetings in my calendar an hour and a half before they goin' start

"

 

[QuintessentialBM]

"These office hoes tryna put the p***y on da kid, but I gotta take a red eye in the AM with my boo to the French Riviera"

 

[newworldafro]

Hey bytch, how was your day? I'm going be a little late for dinner, got to check on my patient that I did the cataract surgery on. Yeah, I got them a card I made on Adobe, you know how I do. Oh yeah, and the anesthesiologist, Patel, side eyed me again. Might have to get Damien, the med school resident, and hoverboard on this hoe ass Patel's office suite on the Eastside wing tomorrow after the board luncheon. He's flexin and think he runs shiit after he got that Source Medical Banquet Award last week. Fuuck out here, I did a 14 month bid, doing free cataract surgeries in Burkina Faso, and got an award from Doctors Without Borders in 2K7! That's why I got DWB tatted under my left eye to prove he lost already. Patel don't know how I get down, I'll make sure he's putting horses to sleep in Pelican Bay Rural Veterinary Hospital! Equestrian program Patel! You'll never see the light of day until the weekend. Who the fuuck Arush think he fuucking with, I'm a national certified opthmalogist nikka! I run shyt in this field in Eastern North Carolina! King Kong ain't got shyt on me! So anyway bytch, we gone watch the documentary on Hennessey tonight? Alright love, be home soon with some kush, after I pick up the tickets for Moana on Ice. Kids will be geeked.

 

[Donald Trumps Twitter]

"bytch go get my hors d'œuvres"