R.O. Double said:
Serious tho. You cant speak on it and not elaborate.
Hmmmm I never shared the Plum Lumpkin stories because I think I had already wrote the original "Confessions of an Utterly Pathetic Simp" on SOHH and didn't want people to know I relapsed in a major way. If my original simping was crack, Plum Lumpkin was bath salts.
Anyway, I met Plum right after my girl of three years moved out. Plum is a bus driver. I started riding her bus after my job moved my shift start time forward 15 minutes. This required me to leave a full hour earlier for work so I started riding her bus. It took me awhile to notice her but when I did I was
She was amazing behind the wheel. She had big juicy lips. And a high, ditzy voice. We started greeting each other and she would get downtown a few minutes early so I could make a connection with another bus. After a few weeks I got the nerve to talk to her. My opening line? "You drive well."
She giggled and we began talking. I stayed with her on her layover and we went from there. Anyway between the free bus rides and the good sex your boy was smitten. She was having trouble paying a variety of bills so I paid them. Rent? Paid. Car note? Paid. Storage fees? Paid. Lawyers? Paid. Oh yeah, she was married too.
Everything was going great until she started acting strange. Real passive aggressive. I'd ask her what's wrong and she'd be like, "nothing." You know how women be. And if I pushed the issue she'd say something was wrong with me.
So after like a week of this we got into a huge argument and deaded each other. She was one of those chicks to run to Facebook and make statuses about every life detail so she was lighting me up. Had to unfriend her.
A couple of weeks later I wrote a long Facebook message letter that would make Drake cringe and she just shyt all over me. She was still on my Yahoo messenger list so I'd see little status messages about other nikkas. Had me
for real.
nikka was at work crying. CRYING. Blubbering my nigs. I had to be consoled in the private screening room. Suicide was running through my head on the daily. Had my anti depressant meds upped. Sad times. But we're not through.
There was this particular bus that came to represent me and Plum's relationship; 2871. I don't know why because all that happened on that bus was that Plum had a slip a and fall after someone tripped over the wheelchair lift. That would factor in later though.
So anyway I see this bus everywhere. I mean everywhere. Seven days a week day and night all across town 2871. Even had it as my FB profile pic. A few times. One night I say to myself if I ride this bus home that means to talk to Plum. Sure enough there it was.
So I get drunk and message Plum. She's actually receptive.
I told her I missed her. She says she missed me too. After being asked.
But that's good enough for me. So after a little small talk she starts talking about her financial issues. Turns out she got suspended for a week for that slip and fall on bus 2871.
Instead of seeing this as a HUGE fukkING RED FLAG and running far far away. I dive right in. I take care of certain bills THAT NIGHT and we meet a later that week so I can give her money.
We start dating again but it's not like last time. This time she treats me like shyt the whole time. She would talk to me like I'm stupid. Anyone could tell she was barely able to stand me. I used to bring her lunch on my off days and I'd ride a couple of trips with her. But then she'd want me off.
Man, this is long. I'm tired of typing. I'll finish later.
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then i didn't want to start such a dangerous precedent. to solve the problem i told him to wait outside while i went in a restaurant and 
i felt a little bad when he later complained of hunger, but then i remembered i was full 
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She do look like the type who puts in 125% in between the sheets though
