Admit simp crimes you've committed

[SupremeAlfy]

Let's see who can top buying a mac book for a chick among other things.

Breh did you at least brings the rukis to her

 

[PhonZhi]

one time this broad i was trying to fukk called me and said her and her friend was at home and they was hungry. i aint really have the money but i bought them hos a pizza and took it to them. they aint even offer me none of the pizza and i was kinda hungry too but it was cool because i knew was gon be getting some azz soon. anyway, the phone rings and the broad im trying to get at goes to answer it and tells me to "sssh" with her finger while shes talking. then she gets off the phone and tells me i gotta leave because that was her dad and hes gonna be home in 3 minutes. so i hurry up and haul azz outta there and she just gave me a weak azz peck on the lips. later on my cousin and my homeboy came to my house and they was like "man, we heard you was at shani's house this afternoon so we rode by there looking for you. when we went to the front door it was open and her and jamillah was sitting on the couch with two nyggas." so that was those nyggas calling when she rushed me outta there saying it was her dad. that ether still burns slow.

 

[KEEPITTRILLA]

Breh did you at least brings the rukis to her

wasn't me brehski don't get it twisted

 

[Cuban Pete]

pming thoushallhustle

 

[DallasTxRep]

@ Liggins

 

[SupremeAlfy]

pming thoushallhustle

 

[Cuban Pete]

u already knoooooo

 

[duncanthetall]

lmao. nikka on the first page has me dyin with them stories. yo life sounds all kinds of fukked up, b

 

[duncanthetall]

-I once wrote a letter to this chick about eating her pu$$y, she said it scared her. :-(

-There was this big girl and she was BIG. Like fetish porn big, but she was black at least. Anyway, I used to wait by her locker for her to show up and then like pop up like I was coming at random and hadn't been waiting so I could give her a hug and fondle her. One day one of my teachers (a redneck, 40 something white guy) caught me but he didn't say anything, he just gave me a look a disappointed father gives his son. We never spoke on it, but I know he saw me.

 

[shopthatwrecks]

my big bytch i jus met..

jus broke her off a 5 stacks...today...storm came thru dallas this mornin..n she destroyed the front end of her fx35

flew her down today..so she can pick up my truck..so she can have transpo to work..until hers is fixed

while my main bytch..is out of town for fathers day n a family reunion

 

[KEEPITTRILLA]

5 stacks tho

 

[Rarely-Wrong Liggins]

Yes. Liggins did that, so hopefully we don't have to go thru that.

He died for our sins.

They're all true. Don't even get me started on Plum Lumpkin.

 

[duncanthetall]

Wow. Pinky. Toes be the worst and ugliest looking toes on the foot. shyt be all ballled up in the corner screaming for help becuz it ain't got no nail.


I got my own sins too breh.

It was my ex. I caught so many L's becuz of this broad.

yall nikkas are SO RETARDED lol

 

[shopthatwrecks]

5 stacks tho

2012 infiniti is a bytch...if she was rydin in a hoodoo...coulda took it to my chop shop...n fixed that bytch myself..send it to my ese potna..n gloss it up..for free..

this big gal can cook...n for a big girl..that ape in her lap...go federal..


fukk tha bullshyt

 

[Rarely-Wrong Liggins]

lmao. nikka on the first page has me dyin with them stories. yo life sounds all kinds of fukked up, b

It was man. I still have simp relapses from time to time. But nothing on that level.