6 Figures 6 Certs Random Thoughts Thread

[Serious]

I get frustrated when I see terrible writing from college graduates . You have 5, 6 sentences back to back saying the same thing in slightly different ways. I get you wanted to pad for length but come TF on .

I've gotten in the habit of throwing anything longer than a few lines into chatgpt then calling it a day.

Hopefully it sounds close enough to some shyt I would say.

 

[Yinny]

I get frustrated when I see terrible writing from college graduates . You have 5, 6 sentences back to back saying the same thing in slightly different ways. I get you wanted to pad for length but come TF on .

My job is full of shyt writers, it’s embarrassing. When I collaborate with other service lines (quant researchers) especially I be like “eww these phrases form in your head like this?”

 

[Obreh Winfrey]

If it wasn't a (supposed) academic-level piece, I wouldn't be as upset but the further I read, the more I question how this level of skill was able to get a Masters.

 

[Mirin4rmfar]

I like.this job..paid work trip to Montana, now Nashville...3 years here I will see the u.s on company dime.
I also have access to tons of client process such as Risk assessments, vendor management ,bia, policies etc. so I can take those n build my own templates n shyt to either start my own shyt.

 

[ViShawn]

Using ChatGPT to refine your resume

 

[Sonny Bonds]

Using ChatGPT to refine your resume

I was doing this last night. I’m experimenting with formatting.

I have a draft where I’ve only put the years down for my different roles, but most of them are a year or less so it looks kinda sus.

 

[Yinny]

36 weeks tomorrow, almost at the finish line for work and to meet my son. My boss finally gets it that I’m not supposed to be working on his projects hallelujah

A bytch is tiyad

 

[Secure Da Bag]

36 weeks tomorrow, almost at the finish line for work and to meet my son. My boss finally gets it that I’m not supposed to be working on his projects hallelujah

A bytch is tiyad

Thank goodness. You working hourly hours on a salary. We were all worried for you.

 

[the elastic]

My job is full of shyt writers, it’s embarrassing. When I collaborate with other service lines (quant researchers) especially I be like “eww these phrases form in your head like this?”

Examples?

Specifically the terrible phrases.

 

[Yinny]

Thank goodness. You working hourly hours on a salary. We were all worried for you.

I know, I’m bout to print up “Free Yinny” t-shirts

Examples?

Specifically the terrible phrases.

I already wrote the hell over them but one I recall was “We seek to have an understanding”

 

[Obreh Winfrey]

White folks a damn trip.
Our guy: "Blah blah blah, well, that's the joy of developing on this platform."
Contracting Firm Guy: "That's the joy of the way YOU GUYS develop on this platform "

Man shut the fukk up, you ain't getting paid to talk shyt, even if it's right.

 

[Serious]

White folks a damn trip.
Our guy: "Blah blah blah, well, that's the joy of developing on this platform."
Contracting Firm Guy: "That's the joy of the way YOU GUYS develop on this platform "

Man shut the fukk up, you ain't getting paid to talk shyt, even if it's right.

Man I prepare for war during these type of meetings with vendors and contractors because it can literally turns into a dikk measuring contest ( ), regarding which side is more knowledgeable about mishaps.

 

[DaRealness]

Working from home ‘is probably not going to work out’, Amazon chief warns staff

The chief executive of Amazon has warned staff who work from home that “it’s probably not going to work out”.

uk.yahoo.com

Notice how they can never give a real good, solid reason for forcing people to return back to the office. It's always some fake "people bond better in person" bullshyt like it's the Teletubbies or something, never mind the fact that people are actually more productive working from home without the time, expense and stress of travelling to and from work everyday. It's never about business, it's always about micromanaging and controlling staff with these power tripping fukkhead bosses.

I work cos I have bills to pay, not to "bond" with people. FOH. That's what your personal social life outside of work is for.

 

[Sonny Bonds]

I’m at the applying for jobs while at work stage of my dissatisfaction

 

[morris]

Picked up a CAPM certification for shyts and giggles. Probably not going into project management as a full-time position but figured it would look good on the resume.

Now I gotta study these consulting case studies...

Don't know if I should start a thread but will ask here first.

Did you have to take a test pre-CAPM?

I was looking to take the PMP but see the requirements are Bachelor's degree (check) and 36 months PM work (unsure if I qualify as I have done implementation/onboarding for SaaS for 4 years, but never construction work).

But it looks like it oushes yet another cert before the CAPM

https://www.pmi.org/shop/us/p-/elearning/project-management-basics---an-official-pmi-online-course/16125