Eddie Kingston looks like a neckbeard who studied a bunch of AJPW tapes while eating a chopped cheese and decided to cosplay a wrestler
Koala waiting for a hoagie: "PAPI WTF, YOU TAKING A MINUTE WITH MY EUCALYPTUS SPECIAL"
*kingston watches Champion Carnival*
Kingston: "AYO YULE SEE THE SHINING KNEE FROM KENTA KOBASHI PAWTNAH...OH YEAH I GOT YA PARTONAH...YOU WANTED EXTRA CHEESE ON THAT EUCALYPTUS SAM.."
Koala storms out to Popeyes instead