2024 United States Presidential Election Megathread

Most Important Election of Our Lives

  • Yes

    Votes: 103 59.9%
  • Nígga Please

    Votes: 69 40.1%

  • Total voters
    172
  • Poll closed .

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1/11
@Acyn
Trump: Remember, Joe? Before he gave up and quit like a little loser. He quit. He quit. This can only happen to me. I have to fight two people



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2/11
@Double_Anarchy3
When you need a bridge to walk across grass you're not fighting anyone.



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3/11
@NiQ_108
Lol only one of them is on the ballot… dunno why you’re still talking about Joe 😆



4/11
@tbailey1976
He wants Joe Biden back in the race soooo bad. I can’t wait until he loses his final presidential campaign to a woman of color. Poetic justice. 👩‍🍳😚



5/11
@glamelegance
He’s so excited to have something about Biden to talk about.



6/11
@rushgotjokes
That’s the type of stuff you say when you know you’re losing 😂



7/11
@WintersPolitics
He misses Joe so much 😭😭😭



8/11
@AndrewMcGIsMe
To call Joe Biden a quitter or loser after what that man has faced in his life is incredibly cruel.

But that is MAGA.



9/11
@DenisonBarbs
Hey Grandpa! Your not running against "Joe"



10/11
@ELE_Network
This was after he spent 10 minutes complaining about how they took it from him.😆

His brain is cooked.



11/11
@rachizzle899
Joe was right. Trash 🗑️ garbage 🗑️ waste 🗑️




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1/11
@RobbyRoadsteame
"This tiny Trump Insurrection, we're gonna let it slide, let it slide, let it slide, let it slide!" We help MAGA by holding a mirror up to their Orange Foolius Trump's behavior and laughing together 🌊



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2/11
@MellyQMel143
We see what you like….Big Adams Apples. Pedo vibes!!



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3/11
@RobbyRoadsteame
Chyna was more Woman than you will ever be in 19 lifetimes, especially when you resort to petty bs like this. All the bullying hurt her pride and led to her medicating so much, so I hope you're happy pulling this shyt. She'll always be my Queen, you Swamp Witch.



4/11
@smurfwarsher
You are an artist!!!

Making MAGA laugh while you edumicate them all!



5/11
@MzBehavn73
Omg, when they joined in, I was howling. 🤣 🤣 🤣



6/11
@Richmondtogo
You are one the heroes of this election



7/11
@biginqueens




8/11
@hiphoperaganda




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9/11
@KneWKeeD
Damn! their brains are on vacation.



10/11
@PatriotVirtus
/search?q=#TrumpIsALoserBaby!



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11/11
@realiq5
Never forget! Buzz Aldrin traitor
x.com

Trumpelon dunce traitors
x.com

"In our nation's 248-year history, there has never been an individual who is a greater threat to our republic than Donald Trump. He tried to steal the last election using lies and violence to keep himself in power after the voters had rejected him. He is a coward. A real man wouldn't lie to his supporters. He lost his election, and he lost big. I have never seen anything like it. He can never be trusted with power again. That is why I will be casting my vote for Vice President Kamala Harris."

"I don't want people to know we lost. Mark, this is embarrassing. Figure it out. We need to figure it out. I don't want people to know that we lost."

Jan.6 docs: x.com

Trump Jan 6 sedition/treason
x.com

Jan 6 a love fest
x.com

Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men? The Shadow knows!
Trump wasn’t that bad, other than:
x.com

>> https://invidious.poast.org/MrvzzZdAi_c?si=LT271-RImhBbLvqW <<

>> https://invidious.poast.org/IxN2dIMk0co?si=5pLqaTVjnKpmY6Ur <<

MAGA zombies allegory
x.com

[Quoted tweet]
x.com/JuanVSchoch/status/185… #DonOldDunceTraitor #DonOldDarthFader


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1/11
@RonFilipkowski
Dark Brandon got Trump supporters to walk around wearing garbage bags now.



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2/11
@cborkowski


[Quoted tweet]
Watch: Trump is doing it again. Just standing around listening to music. Trump is feeble and exhausted.


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3/11
@BoredOhms
@franklinisbored



4/11
@SundaeDivine
Dark Brandon should say Trump supporters eat shyt.



5/11
@Laurieluvsmolly
They’re starting the brotastic movement young, and complete with an AK-47 reference.



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6/11
@IvanasStairCam
Dark Brandon wants you to take the MAGA trash out! 🗳️👊🏻🗑️



7/11
@ChrisWozney
I think @JoeBiden is going to go down as one of the greatest @POTUS's of all time, but this alone will make him iconic. Who else could make a bunch of people walk around in trash bags? I don't think @realDonaldTrump could have even gotten them to do that.



8/11
@ekww11
Maga have zero soul. We woulda' assessorized much better.



9/11
@Rob184rob
A Trump rally.



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10/11
@Rene_gadeCowboy
Lol these friggin lunatics ….Imagine being so triggered you think you’re owing someone buy dressing in diapers and garbage bags. Plus how friggin much y’all are hypocrites ⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️



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11/11
@eccolo_joe
A Brief History of Trump and Violence

A Brief History of Trump and Violence




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1/10
@patriottakes
While attacking Mark Cuban, Trump suggests twice that some women aren’t strong



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2/10
@A_tothe_Z_Amber
Well I can always count on Trump's projection being front and center when he's big mad. He didn't disappoint with this.



3/10
@KarlKoc21102064
Does Donald think Mark Cuban is running against him, or is Mark just one of the enemies from within since he supports Kamala?



4/10
@voxrob
Trump fears strong women.

He should.
Kamala's about to knock him out of politics.



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5/10
@ZionDarkwood
I’m more angry that Trump raped women and children than anything Mark Cuban had to say, but I guess that’s just me.



6/10
@fxshea62
Female heads of countries are surrounding trump?



7/10
@phillip_USA_
Trump is a fukking pathetic little person.



8/10
@PatriotVirtus
/search?q=#TrumpIsUnfitForOffice



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9/10
@Hadaya_Nuur
Comments like these can be harmful. Strength isn't defined by gender.



10/10
@esj2525
Ooooh, take that diatribe, Mark Cuban!




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1/11
@MeidasTouch
What the f*ck

[Quoted tweet]
Trump on Liz Cheney: "Let's put her with a rifle standing there with 9 barrels shooting at her. Let's see how she feels about it. You know, when the guns are trained on her face."


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2/11
@Vaishna55656171
NEW @maristpoll:

MICHIGAN
Harris 51% (+3)
Trump 48%
.
WISCONSIN
Harris 50% (+2)
Trump 48%
.
PENNSYLVANIA
Harris 50% (+2)
Trump 48%



3/11
@RjChicago1
Put my money on Cheney consulting her attorney and filing a police report tomorrow.



4/11
@kepi1107
🩵Certainly sounds like a threat to me....



5/11
@leaferi
For what? Exercising her core constitutional rights?

Doesn’t seem like he’s running to protect, preserve and defend those.



6/11
@DenisonBarbs
Putin is smiling



7/11
@attributionbias
Fear of jail time manifest.



8/11
@kylerider520
That's a threat if anyone of us had said that the fbi would be knocking on our door in a heartbeat



9/11
@CoolJazzPundit
Biden may have been on to something.



10/11
@C22997
I'm fully prepared for the media to ignore this and focus on something trivial about Harris



11/11
@DebunkM9790
Talk about your psychopath! 🤦‍♂️




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1/10
@briantylercohen
If you're wondering why Trump is holding rallies in CA, NY, NM, and VA these days, it's because he knows he's going to lose this election and won't have the juice in the future - as a two-time loser with no political future - to draw a crowd. This is his farewell tour.



2/10
@johnpavlovitz
Is it so he can try and preserve the House to dispute certification?



3/10
@HeatherThomasAF
Yep. Pre-steal attempt number two.



4/10
@capnsammy
Exactly, he can't draw crowds in the swing states that are that large, hell he's not even trying in his new home state of Florida. GOP can lie and say NY is a swing state, but we all know Texas will have a closer margin than NY



5/10
@MsMalarkey24




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6/10
@Antkenob1
Yup



7/10
@dmoersr
This is absolutely delicious cope. I am bookmarking this so whenever I feel down I can come back to read it.



8/10
@tccell
I read your posts to laugh. I realized not to take you seriously after a few vids you posted over the last few months where you outright lie and make things up out of whole cloth with zero shame. Lol



9/10
@ScottFieldsMT
Lol… no, he’s trying to run up the popular vote. 🙄



10/10
@LocalUnion420
Just when I thought you couldn’t be any dumber, you go and say something like this.




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1/11
@RobbyRoadsteame
"This tiny Trump Insurrection, we're gonna let it slide, let it slide, let it slide, let it slide!" We help MAGA by holding a mirror up to their Orange Foolius Trump's behavior and laughing together 🌊



https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1821173251071975424/pu/vid/avc1/720x1280/un10_hpALrcdv24B.mp4

2/11
@MellyQMel143
We see what you like….Big Adams Apples. Pedo vibes!!



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3/11
@RobbyRoadsteame
Chyna was more Woman than you will ever be in 19 lifetimes, especially when you resort to petty bs like this. All the bullying hurt her pride and led to her medicating so much, so I hope you're happy pulling this shyt. She'll always be my Queen, you Swamp Witch.



4/11
@smurfwarsher
You are an artist!!!

Making MAGA laugh while you edumicate them all!



5/11
@MzBehavn73
Omg, when they joined in, I was howling. 🤣 🤣 🤣



6/11
@Richmondtogo
You are one the heroes of this election



7/11
@biginqueens




8/11
@hiphoperaganda




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9/11
@KneWKeeD
Damn! their brains are on vacation.



10/11
@PatriotVirtus
/search?q=#TrumpIsALoserBaby!



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11/11
@realiq5
Never forget! Buzz Aldrin traitor
x.com

Trumpelon dunce traitors
x.com

"In our nation's 248-year history, there has never been an individual who is a greater threat to our republic than Donald Trump. He tried to steal the last election using lies and violence to keep himself in power after the voters had rejected him. He is a coward. A real man wouldn't lie to his supporters. He lost his election, and he lost big. I have never seen anything like it. He can never be trusted with power again. That is why I will be casting my vote for Vice President Kamala Harris."

"I don't want people to know we lost. Mark, this is embarrassing. Figure it out. We need to figure it out. I don't want people to know that we lost."

Jan.6 docs: x.com

Trump Jan 6 sedition/treason
x.com

Jan 6 a love fest
x.com

Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men? The Shadow knows!
Trump wasn’t that bad, other than:
x.com

>> https://invidious.poast.org/MrvzzZdAi_c?si=LT271-RImhBbLvqW <<

>> https://invidious.poast.org/IxN2dIMk0co?si=5pLqaTVjnKpmY6Ur <<

MAGA zombies allegory
x.com

[Quoted tweet]
x.com/JuanVSchoch/status/185… #DonOldDunceTraitor #DonOldDarthFader


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1/11
@4TaxFairness
BREAKING: 150 billionaire families have now poured a record-breaking $1.9 BILLION into the 2024 election.

That's $700 million more than 600+ billionaires spent on the 2020 election.

Billionaires shouldn't get to buy our elections.

End Citizens United. Tax billionaires.



2/11
@4TaxFairness
Nearly $600 million was spent in support of the two major presidential candidates, with 75% of billionaire contributions benefiting Trump.

Trump has promised to renew tax cuts for the wealthy and corporations.

Billionaires are $3 trillion richer since the first Trump tax cuts.



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3/11
@4TaxFairness
Elon Musk alone has poured $133 million into the 2024 election.

Other billionaire families—including the Mellons, Adelsons, and Uihleins—have contributed hundreds of millions of dollars apiece.

This is a dangerous amount of money in politics.



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4/11
@4TaxFairness
In fact, these billionaire families have spent just 0.07% of their wealth.

The median household is worth about $200k, making an equivalent political donation for them $140.

This means these billionaires have the political spending power of 13.5 million working families.



5/11
@4TaxFairness
And this is just the traceable money.

There is likely more billionaire money being pumped into dark money spending groups and PAC-to-PAC donations.

It's no secret that political spending is a huge way for billionaires to rig the system to their liking.

Enough is enough.



6/11
@4TaxFairness
It's time we end Citizens United and start taxing billionaires on their enormous, untaxed wealth gains.

Our democracy and the voices of working families depend on it.

Full report here: Billionaire Clans Spend Nearly $2 BILLION On 2024 Elections - Americans For Tax Fairness



7/11
@TheeThomasB
America’s worst billionaire, @ElonMusk, is backing the fascist.

/search?q=#VoteBlue /search?q=#Election2024



8/11
@BidenWon16
Wonder how much of that was originally Rubles?



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9/11
@MOJOCHEFJEFF
And this is the worst problem that we deal with in America: Dark money in politics and our elections. That 1.9 Billion is the money that can be tracked, this is not the grand total. They have no idea what the actual total is, but it could be twice that amount. /search?q=#EndCitizensUnited



10/11
@dare_l
End billionaires buying politicians. Money is not speech. It is money and it is corrupting.



11/11
@HowMDCentrist
I have no trouble taxing the wealth of millionaires & billionaires. None. Taxing 2% of a billion dollars is $20M. That’ll never be missed by a billionaire, but we will all hear the howling about the injustice of it all.
We need campaign finance reform & to end Citizen’s United.




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1/11
@Acyn
Navarro: Women don't want to be protected by Trump. They want to be protected from Trump



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2/11
@Dog_House_Show
On point!! Women want Trump to stay 1000 feet away from them. Women will decide who wins.



3/11
@DenisonBarbs
I want my teenage daughter to be protected from Donald Trump and Matt Gaetz. You don’t put the chicken in charge of guarding the henhouse?



4/11
@kinley_brenda
That is a FACT!!! The only way to protect women is to Stop 🛑 Trump!!
/search?q=#HarrisWalz2024
/search?q=#VoteBlue2024



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5/11
@Eva_eva_P
As president, Trump rolled back multiple policies protecting women’s rights and safety, showing a pattern of undermining protections for women in the home, workplace, education, and healthcare. His focus is on controlling women, not protecting them.😵‍💫



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6/11
@LucasSa56947288
Good point! Women will not let Donald Trump control their body.



7/11
@WintersPolitics
Correct @ananavarro



8/11
@manningpride
All. Of. This. 👊🔥



9/11
@WEdwarda
Jocelyn’s mother would like a word…



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10/11
@OhioWriterRM
Laken Riley’s mother would like a word



11/11
@KneWKeeD
The last thing America needs is a pervert back in the oval office.



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1/11
@Uncrewed
Colorado Republicans in 2014: “We just flipped a US Senate seat, nearly won the Governor’s mansion, and control the State Senate. We’ve got all the momentum baby!”

Colorado Republicans in 2024:



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2/11
@WaElexLefty
Dem/left-trending western state republican parties torching their brand by forgetting they need to win moderates/swing voters will never stop being fun to watch



3/11
@turnleft_here
October 2016 me thought Colorado was going to be the bellwether state.



4/11
@czechnologist75
Help us catturd... 😂🤣



5/11
@FDRbrn
Can’t even win Colorado Springs



6/11
@joebenz18
Same story as always. All fear tactics during the campaign and voters forget Republicans don't know what to do when the get into office.



7/11
@amberweste4049
Please yes I want the only people they have left to run their campaigns be groupers who catch backboard shattering dunks on Twitter every five minutes. It’ll be so funny.



8/11
@Penguin57a
But when did catturd "transition"?



9/11
@Griggor2
“Alright ‘08 and ‘12 were rough but people just really like Obama, this state is purple not blue! It’s still in play if we fight!”

10 years later

“Gentlemen the Republican has lost the CO Springs mayor’s race to a Nigerian”



10/11
@jeremiahscholl
Lol



11/11
@DocD19
it wasn’t so long ago that Colorado leg was controlled by group of R’s that called themselves ‘The Crazies’ - produced 2 Congressman




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