1/7/13 First Raw of 2013 - Simply Put..Prepare To Be ELECTRIFIED!

[Grifter]

I missed talking about it last night.

He really said shuck and jiving.

 

[TheGreatShowtime]

 

[Mikael Blowpiff]

I'm tellin, y'all. He about to go angry Omar Epps from Higher Learning up in this bytch. Bout to get at all these c00ns out here, straight up ready to leave his own c00ning behind.

Promos while wearing a hoodie, with angry eyes

Tellin them cacs to stop using that black face symbol

Alicia Fox crying on him, screaming "WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU???"

He comin for the cacs and c00ns, y'all see

Kofi Nahaje "Black Excellence" Kingston would know who James Weldon Johnson was.

 

[Brad Piff]

i went back and read the reactions during that last promo since i couldnt read em live due to me being on the freeway some hilarious TSC reaction shyt

Hmmm...Something's not right here...

Rock taking promo tips from Cena

Cookie puss?

CM Punk Won.

#CookiePuss

I don't even know what that is

Had a spark when it started....

cookie puss?

rock you're better than that shyt

Just kill me now

• Scrotum
• Straight up your ass
• Cookie puss

WHY ARENT YOU LOSERS SICK OF THIS shyt



I fukkING HATE THE ROCK

I......I see what Punk did...Dear gawd...Punk is playing Chess. ...not checkers...

Cookie Puss? Really?#Thiscantbelife

he left us to make doom. doom.

How did I like the rock as a teenager? Oh right, that's because he's at teens.

CM GAWD

No Rock, no what is this

ok rock

say your phrases and go, the jokes are getting annoying

Rocky's sounding pretty corny out here.

This promo is sounding real Cena-ish right about now

no he didn't just say that... tell me he just didn't say that

Come on, Rock! Haven't watched wrestling in years and you're being shown up?!

HOLY shytTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!

TELL ME HE DIDN'T JUST SAY THAT

WHAT THE fukk...PUNK ....DID HE JUST...PUNK IS TOO fukkIN' TRILL...OH MY GOD, BRUHS.

Punk said he can't box with the god

Jesus Christ, and Dwayne is hear talking about ice cream

SOMEBODY CHECK RG's DAWGS

the crowd dead for rock right now...Punk is a beast!!!!!!!!

Gay ass Dwayne

The Rock is seriously gay

CM Punk gonna lose the belt, but he gonna son The Rock on the mic

No, Rock...No...damn it, Rock. Just stop it, bruhs. IT'S LIKE HAVIN' TO PUT YOUR DOG TO SLEEP WATCHIN' THIS shyt.

I knew last year was no fluke, Rock ain't the same dude on the mic

DAMN!!!!! for the first time, the rock actually got owned. DAMN!

Cookie Puss?

Get naked???

BUTT CHEEKS

That's that Rock promo I don't like

I kind of hate to say it but Punk redeemed his tired pipebomb and saved the face off with that last couple of minutes. And he did by doing something Cena would be crucified for; he no sold Rock's entire shtick and just took it straight to him. I remember last year people were crying because Cena didn't "sell" Rock's promos enough or some BS like that. Well, neither did Punk and it fukking paid off. He exposed him honestly.

i hope that during one of the catchphrases phil just clocks this nikka in the face with a mic

but the most important post was:

nas ain't originate that term brehs

 

[Brad Piff]

- TNA star Hulk Hogan is the latest person to comment on CM Punk's "Pipe Bomb" promo from RAW. Hogan tweeted on Tuesday morning:

"I think CM PUNK has stepped up and proved he can hold his own with anybody in the ring and anybody on the mic,he's on a roll. HH."

 

[Brad Maddox]

i went back and read the reactions during that last promo since i couldnt read em live due to me being on the freeway some hilarious TSC reaction shyt

Thank you breh, couldn't follow them live either. Thought the same way though, Rocky's Promo was weak However, things are only starting

 

[Honga Ciganesta]

Awkward as fukk

He made it out alright though

 

[Brad Piff]

punk aint dropping shyt, hasn't dropped a pipe bomb since the original

rock got this

 

[captaincharisma]

bradley, what was the pipe bomb tho?

 

[R=G]

It was the part where he ranted about Bryan and Kidd being held back while saying Clay was shucking and jiving.

 

[Brad Maddox]

Btw, where was Heyman after that "forced" commercial break? Walrus pulled a trick and vanished without anyone notice

 

[R=G]

 

[TheGreatShowtime]

Btw, where was Heyman after that "forced" commercial break? Walrus pulled a trick and vanished without anyone notice

Dude was flabbergasted by the realness our WWE champion was spitting, he had to take a seat

 

[WOAHMYGOODNESS]

even hulk hogan says cm punk gave rock dat effa...considering rock gave hogan a vicious verbal jawn before their match back when rock was hollywood'ing it up, that says something

ya'll nikkas clutching straws, sepgkta fukkin' broads
ya'll lookin at naked boys, we carryin dem toys

 

[R=G]

You're listening to what Hogan is saying after clowning him and saying he took L after L for two years? No one even knew Hogan watched Raw..the Rock comes back and MAGICALLY an opinion comes out of the blue