Zeke No (Kellen) Moore/Bless Our Hearts: 2023 Dallas Cowboys Off-Season Thread

[duckbutta]

@BlueHeffner aint nobody signed Cooper Rush yet

You mean GM's aren't blow away by his ability to complete less than 60% of his passes, to complete 25 passes in a game exactly 0 times, and to throw for 250 yards...exactly fukking never

He went 4-1 though, including victories over 3 playoff teams

 

[dtownreppin214]

@BlueHeffner aint nobody signed Cooper Rush yet

You mean GM's aren't blow away by his ability to complete less than 60% of his passes, to complete 25 passes in a game exactly 0 times, and to throw for 250 yards...exactly fukking never

He went 4-1 though, including victories over 3 playoff teams

Maybe there's a bidding war ongoing.

 

[Thegospel]

Dono been getting respeck in the league while yall was low-key hatin. Scust

 

[Thegospel]

reppin Ceedee hard at the jags game
He ain't want smoke with the homie @BlueHeffner

 

[BlueHeffner]

@BlueHeffner aint nobody signed Cooper Rush yet

You mean GM's aren't blow away by his ability to complete less than 60% of his passes, to complete 25 passes in a game exactly 0 times, and to throw for 250 yards...exactly fukking never

He went 4-1 though, including victories over 3 playoff teams

THE WOAT ^^^^

 

[El Bombi]

The MVP of the Cowboys 2022 season.

 

[VegetasHairline]

QB1 byke! Rush SZN continues!

 

[L68]

So I assume they're not going to draft any qbs now

 

[duckbutta]

THE WOAT ^^^^

"Ripped off 4 straight wins"

Beating playoff teams couldn't get Coop 10 million dollars

Matt Ryan was awful and he going to make 12 million to not play for the Colts this year

 

[duckbutta]

QB1 byke! Rush SZN continues!

They couldn't find enough pics of him doing anything so they straight put a pic of him holding coffee

 

[IsThatBrothaMouzone?]

It's no way breh.

shyt, I saw Russell Maryland in Town East around that time and he was surrounded by a mob of people.

1993 Aikman would have had soooooo many SMU and Highland Park heauxs pulling up, dropping their rides off at the valet by Kona Grill.

"Trooooooooooy OMG....TROOOOOOOOYYYYYYY!!!!!" Dude would have had 100 phone numbers shoved into his pocket. Shyt Nate Newton and Kenny Gant would get mobbed.

 

[IsThatBrothaMouzone?]

Jerry gon add a receiver....Basically telling MM and Rayne Dakota "either shyt or get off the pot."

If they win big, they're set. If not, Jerry gon take the financial hit and move on. Build the lines and keep the D solid so a young QB can come in and be the guy.

 

[Ethnic Vagina Finder]

I know y’all remember this



Pollard was a rookie and Zeke had 2 years left holding out.

He literally saw Zeke was replaceable and chose to sign him which complicated signing Dak.

 

[lightskin jermaine]

Jerry gon add a receiver....Basically telling MM and Rayne Dakota "either shyt or get off the pot."

If they win big, they're set. If not, Jerry gon take the financial hit and move on. Build the lines and keep the D solid so a young QB can come in and be the guy.

He should have added one this year instead of depending on Noah brown and a hurt Gallup.

 

[darealvelle]

I know y’all remember this



Pollard was a rookie and Zeke had 2 years left holding out.

He literally saw Zeke was replaceable and chose to sign him which complicated signing Dak.

Zeke who literally now