Your wife tells you she killed someone. The body is in the car. What do you do?

[Mr. Negative]

If my Jane Wick ass wife can kill a broad with a sandwich, why she coming to me about body disposal, driving all to the house and shyt?

go call somebody, or feed it to the hogs or some shyt. I'll be here when you get back. Half trained, crazy ass broad.

 

[010101]

wife¿*

 

[ApolloStark]

some of the replies in this thread had me

 

[Mowgli]

I dunno but she better hope she been sucking a lot of this dikk years before making such a foolish mistake

 

[CarbonBraddock]

If my Jane Wick ass wife can kill a broad with a sandwich, why she coming to me about body disposal, driving all to the house and shyt?

go call somebody, or feed it to the hogs or some shyt. I'll be here when you get back. Half trained, crazy ass broad.

you wouldn't say this in her face though

 

[Organic Trees]

Hold on bae I need to go to the bathroom then we going to get rid of the body. I promise

while in the bathroom:

 

[Phitz]

My girl I have now....she must have had good reason, because she has a lot of patience.

 

[Splash]

Is the sandwich OK? Did she pick me up somethin ?

 

[TheBigBopper]

Snitch on her. I ain’t tryna go to jail

 

[MaxBundles]

aye husband I got a body in the trunk
ain't no coke, papi in a slump

 

[Captain Crunch]

@Feds I have no idea what OP is talking about

 

[SunZoo]

I'm calling The Wolf.

 

[HollywoodP]

Tell her "lalalalala I aint hear shyt...funny joke...go take care of it...far away from here...the less I know the better"

Plausible deniability without being a disloyal ass snitch.

 

[Chrishaune]

Turn that woman in. She ain't my wife anymore.

 

[Sex Luthor]

You out here killing folks, yet I come home and the oven is cold?

fukk she buying a sandwich for? She supposed to be making them