Your wife tells you she killed someone. The body is in the car. What do you do?

[Black Magisterialness]

There's a lot of cars in the river breh...sall I'm sayin.

 

[Cat piss martini]

wife: what are we gonna do?
me: you french?
wife: baby i'm serious.....i'm about to have a heart attack!
me: i'm gonna pull the car into the garage.
tomorrow you wake up and go buy a blue bandana,
i'll hit my cousin up for some coke and a throw away pistol
that i'm sure he got a few bodies on,
put the rag in his left pocket,put the coke
in the left pocket,the gun in his waist band,
dump the body in a blood hood and that's that.

wife: who are you??.....who did i fukkin marry.
me: you caught this damn body.....the fukk!!!

 

[True Darkseid]

You are at home and hear a car screech into the driveway. Your wife, mother of your children, bursts in the door crying and hollering. She had been at subway and seen a woman who used to bully her in highschool. She snapped. She waited til the other woman was getting in her car and beat her to death with the sandwich. Now the body is in the car and she is looking to you for leadership and guidance. No cameras caught anything and there were no witnesses. What do you do? Discuss.

edit: plot twist, you go to verify there's a body and the woman is still alive! she tries to leap out the trunk at you and your wife. pastrami is everywhere brehs. discuss.

She killed a bytch wit a sammich?

And I quote

 

[Bud Bundy]

You are at home and hear a car screech into the driveway. Your wife, mother of your children, bursts in the door crying and hollering. She had been at subway and seen a woman who used to bully her in highschool. She snapped. She waited til the other woman was getting in her car and beat her to death with the sandwich. Now the body is in the car and she is looking to you for leadership and guidance. No cameras caught anything and there were no witnesses. What do you do? Discuss.

edit: plot twist, you go to verify there's a body and the woman is still alive! she tries to leap out the trunk at you and your wife. pastrami is everywhere brehs. discuss.

Why did I marry a dummy who thought she killed someone with a sandwich? She had Huge Hooters.

 

[Cryptocurrency Scarface]

If it’s a white supremacist we burn the body and escape to Cuba

I’d have to question the reason for anybody else