Your wife tells you she killed someone. The body is in the car. What do you do?

[Dafunkdoc_Unlimited]

1. Rent a boat at the nearby Marina.​

2. Take boat out about 20-miles from shore.​

3. Dump suspicious package weighed-down with cinderblocks into the ocean.​

4. Order some oxtails with coconut water.​

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[Somebody]

in my experience, ppl who murder, or are capable of it, move different. u wouldn’t get pass a single conversation much less a relationship without some blaring red flags.


so if u went forward with it, u was a murderer way before shorty brought u the body

 

[The Fukin Prophecy]

I'd ask what happened to the sandwich?

Must be a damn good heavy sandwich to kill somebody with, letting that go to waste is criminal...

Then I'd tell her to pick up a map, choose a location, grab a shovel, google how to dig a hole and don't ever come back...

I ain't going to jail over some childish shyt like that...

 

[LennoxWine]

I have an uncle who helped a chick out in this situation, got 35 years.

I’ve never even met him.

He got a whole family he ain't seen in 35 years

I'd tell her to turn herself in, otherwise I really don't have a choice but to call 911.

Not that I wouldn't hate doing it, but I'm not willing to go to jail for being an accomplice to a murder. Especially if I had a kid (or kids) to take care of.

Giving her money for a 1 way ticket out of country
And a 12 hour headstart before i call the feds

All this. I'm not going to prison for anybody, especially if I have kids. If getting revenge is more important than being in your kids life that's on you. Though, I wouldn't call the cops right away. I'd let her pack her shyt and dip.

 

[CopiousX]

The walls have ears.



I'll be sure to write her in prison and show up for conjugal visits

 

[R.E.N. Spells Ren]

Giving her money for a 1 way ticket out of country
And a 12 hour headstart before i call the feds

she’s my wife, I’m not snitching. But I’m not aiding and abetting either. I’d give her advice, cash and best wishes.

 

[Ya Sinning Mane]

It never happened and we move on.
That’s my wife til death do us part like God intended.i ain’t p*ssying out cause she might have had to clap a mufukka.

 

[The Fade]

Guess we’re moving to Cuba

 

[Bigb41513]

I’m calling the cops lmao. This my way out of this marriage

 

[CarbonBraddock]

thread has been updated with a plot twist, brehs.

 

[ultraflexed]

Dont talk about it on the coli...

 

[Max.]

Drop a dime on her...

Never wanted to marry her..

 

[tonyclifton]

Call the cops and let the sympathy p*ssy roll in

 

[Elim Garak]

 

[GoAggieGo.]

It never happened and we move on.
That’s my wife til death do us part like God intended.i ain’t p*ssying out cause she might have had to clap a mufukka.

This.

Ima get her out of it. That’s my job as her husband

All the while, she’s gone hear my mouth on the drive to dispose of the body. “I don’t care if you killed that girl. You gone hear what I got to say”

All while disposing the body, she’s going to hear me getting on her