Your wife tells you she killed someone. The body is in the car. What do you do?

[GhostBreh]

"Discuss."



Tell her everything's gonna be alright, and I'm going to the hardware store to buy some innocuous products that when used together can get rid of the body.

















Then come back with the police.



And get to work writing my New York Times bestseller about how I survived a marriage with a murderous psycho.

 

[Ahmen]

Time to call Marcellus for The Wolf's number.

 

[big bun]

You out here killing folks, yet I come home and the oven is cold?

 

[Green negs and spam]

GMB

 

[Big Boda]

ask if its the body of a white supremacist. if she says yes i'll give her a big hug and a kiss and help her not go to jail/prison.

 

[badboys11]

I knew a chick from new york who fits this description. I was breaking up fights she would start with women AND men the whole time i was fukking her.

She said her parents had mob ties and would get rid of a body for her if it ever happened. So i would just tell her to call her folks and lets follow their advice.

I mean, snapping and beating someone to death with a sub just doesnt happen, u knew the bytch was crazy.

 

[Luke Cage]

Immediately reopen our previous conversation about threesomes and sidekicks, that she shut down in the past with this new added leverage. Depending on her reaction i will help her hide the body, or snitch.

 

[The Intergalactic Koala]

 

[colicolicoli]

I have an uncle who helped a chick out in this situation, got 35 years.

I’ve never even met him.

 

[General Mills]

Yo you think you in some movie shyt hon?
I think you're losing it
Pop the trunk who's the kid?
You really had to buck him?
You couldn't just snuff him?
Yo he had to lose his wig?
fukk you bring him here for?
What you think I could do?
Somebody could've followed you
fukk it bytch I'll ride wit you

 

[Daio]

I have no idea

 

[acri1]

I'd tell her to turn herself in, otherwise I really don't have a choice but to call 911.

Not that I wouldn't hate doing it, but I'm not willing to go to jail for being an accomplice to a murder. Especially if I had a kid (or kids) to take care of.

 

[NoStressB]

I would ask how the fukk you beat someone to death with a sandwich

 

[Mr Rager]

Giving her money for a 1 way ticket out of country
And a 12 hour headstart before i call the feds

 

[shopthatwrecks]

You out here killing folks, yet I come home and the oven is cold?

Take out ..get u a new age broad...brwh kitchen stay clean
.but the trash stays full

These old heaux mess up pots n pans n shyt