You wake up in the Sahara desert alone... what's your next move?

[LuuqMaan]

Only correct answer.

You can only hope after that point

 

[LuuqMaan]

Bruh, who’s this?

Ima find me a big booty Fulani wife and assimilate

 

[Ozymandeas]

This guy made it out. It was still though

 

[humminbird]

This guy made it out. It was still though

really shows you what people can be capable of

 

[I'm Blackman]

this


I'd just pray to God, think about my family, and wonder where I fukked up in life.

 

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

Scan around for any tire tracks. Whether I find any or not, I'm not doin shyt until sunfall. Try to cover myself in sand to reduce sun exposure and position my body in direction of said tire tracks. Cover my face and mouth with my shirt.

Now, once night has fallen, I'm scan again for any light or fires. If I see them, Imma go in that direction. Otherwise, Imma go in the initially planned direction and just hope for the best.

You must gon be doing all of this in heaven cause once you cover yourself in that scorching sand, it's gonna be a wrap for you homie

 

[Jean Jacket]

I'd beat my dikk to calm down.

Then after that fukk up some cactus for the juice and if I have enough energy draw a big ass "Help" sign in the sand.

All I got.

 

[NoMorePie]

 

[TEH]

If this is a video game you have to give us a way to solve this, what are our resources and options?

 

[humminbird]

If this is a video game you have to give us a way to solve this, what are our resources and options?

that's what I'm saying op just stranded us
even took our shoes off

 

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

Y'all are wild.

 

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

If this is a video game you have to give us a way to solve this, what are our resources and options?

This is the coli brehs Kobayashi Maru.

It aint about winning, cause it's an unwinnable situation. It's about testing your character in the face of defeat.

 

[Baka's Weird Case]

probably just chill

 

[Buddy]

You must gon be doing all of this in heaven cause once you cover yourself in that scorching sand, it's gonna be a wrap for you homie

i'm already dead thanks to your ass
if imma go out it might as well be at a barbecue

 

[AllHolosEve]

-Dude really talking about finding shelter & camels & shyt.
-You're in the middle of the desert with nothing in sight & no bearing. Just pick a direction, start walking & hope you find something.