Ya'll think Jesus faded a lot of dudes in his time?
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the messiah is here
invincible1914
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Honestly, I try to be positive, but it sounds like wrath is coming for those who though they were untouchable. Might as well have Jesus on your mind right now.
Surprised folks ain't never read about him and the money changers. John 2:13-17
13 When it was almost time for the Jewish Passover, Jesus went up to Jerusalem. 14 In the temple courts he found people selling cattle, sheep and doves, and others sitting at tables exchanging money. 15 So he made a whip out of cords, and drove all from the temple courts, both sheep and cattle; he scattered the coins of the money changers and overturned their tables. 16 To those who sold doves he said, “Get these out of here! Stop turning my Father’s house into a market!” 17 His disciples remembered that it is written: “Zeal for your house will consume me.”[c]
13 When it was almost time for the Jewish Passover, Jesus went up to Jerusalem. 14 In the temple courts he found people selling cattle, sheep and doves, and others sitting at tables exchanging money. 15 So he made a whip out of cords, and drove all from the temple courts, both sheep and cattle; he scattered the coins of the money changers and overturned their tables. 16 To those who sold doves he said, “Get these out of here! Stop turning my Father’s house into a market!” 17 His disciples remembered that it is written: “Zeal for your house will consume me.”[c]
invincible1914
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The Bible says He was tempting on all levels just like me and you were. It doesn't say somethings, it says all things.
Not in the Bible
Westbama Heartthrob
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One of the disciples was called his belovedWas her turning cheeks are getting his cheeks turned by one of them 11 nikkas he was shacked up with following him around? I dont know know no nikkas huddled up together for that long with no bytches around ever.
Jesus breh might have been on that zest on the low
Yep.he's like God's my pops.
Other nikkas. Nah ya mom a ho.
Jesus.nah nikka gonna have to shoot the five right now.
Other nikka.chill
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Mr swag said:
You're referring to the Infancy Gospel of Thomas and, no, it wasn't part of the 'original' Bible. The earliest manuscript dates to about 500 years after Jesus' death and quotes from Luke.
Westbama Heartthrob
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He killed somebody for bumping into him
That's some boondocks shyt
Jesus christ having a Nikka moment
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Ricky Dunigan
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damned mine eyes, DAMNED mine eyes!!
Jerusalem is far from harlem, I'll tell you that muchOne of the disciples was called his beloved
Those can both be true at the same time. You can fight for righteousness, expose the truth, lead a rebellion, and still be nonviolent.
The People Power Movement kicked Dictator Marcos straight out of the Philippines. He came with the tanks and they made the tanks fall back cause his own soldiers just refused to go against people who weren't fighting back.
January 25 Revolution kicked the dictator Mubarak out of Egypt. The military refused to back him because the people were too unified and he had to give up.
Southerners in the 1950s/60s were more brutal than they'd been in decades. They had ZERO desire to remove Jim Crow or respect Black rights. Yet Martin Luther King Jr. DEMANDED those rights without ever having to kills a soul.
British were savages - killed 1500 unarmed Indians in the Amritsar Massacre. Yet Gandhi still shoved them out of India with their tails between their legs while maintaining nonviolence the entire time.
Jesus was not weak. Jesus was far more forceful and commanding than the sheep pictures make him look. Jesus wanted nothing less than to flip the entire Jewish leadership and then watch the Roman empire fall next. But he wanted to do it in such a way that his followers wouldn't become the next evil leaders in their place. Nonviolence is the only way to defeat the enemy without becoming the enemy.
Why do you think there were no women around? There were women around all the time, they show up in multiple stories but a lot of time they aren't mentioned just because in that day women were mostly in the background. Jesus was celibate but Peter took a wife and I'm sure others hooked up as well.Was her turning cheeks are getting his cheeks turned by one of them 11 nikkas he was shacked up with following him around? I dont know know no nikkas huddled up together for that long with no bytches around ever.
Jesus breh might have been on that zest on the low
He killed somebody for bumping into him
That's some boondocks shyt
Jesus christ having a Nikka moment
I remember reading something about some shyt left out of the bible, and one of em was a story of how Jesus had issues with some kid who kept fukking with him as a youth so he put a curse on him to rapidly age until he died shortly after
Those aren't "deleted Bible scenes" or "the original bible", they were written hundreds of years later. Scholars generally date Jesus's death to 30 AD. Even secular scholars date Mark/Matthew/Luke to 60-80AD (about the time his original followers started dying and needed to get everything written down and passed on), and John to 90AD. But the "Infancy Gospel of Thomas" and most other gnostic texts weren't written until 200AD or later and there is zero record of those stories existing in any form at all before that. They were just ways for new religious cults to capitalize on the popularity of Jesus stories by making their own stories that teach their own messages.
Most of them books are goofy as fukk too, involving random nonsensical metaphysical shyt and poorly written stories that don't fit the rest of the accounts at all.
Believing that the "Infancy Gospel of Thomas" is real is like believing "Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Slayer" was based on true events from Lincoln's life.
