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[Dr. Acula]

@Dr. Acula

It didn't capture the essence of a coli member roasting a poor decision.

A "sleep on homeless seminal fluid brehs. " was missed.

I got you homie.

A man known on the web forum thecoli.com as Courtdog has come under fire from fellow members after bragging about his recent purchase of a used, filthy, raggedy, and stinky mattress.

Courtdog, whose real name is unknown, posted on the forum boasting about the great deal he got on the mattress, which he claims was in "mint condition" despite its obvious signs of wear and tear.

However, other members of the forum were quick to call out Courtdog for his questionable purchase, with one user commenting, "Sleep on homeless seminal fluid brehs. ".

The thread quickly devolved into a barrage of insults and jokes at Courtdog's expense, with many users questioning his sanity and hygiene.

Despite the backlash, Courtdog remained defiant, insisting that the mattress was a "steal" and that he had no regrets about his decision to buy it.

This incident serves as a reminder to always thoroughly inspect any used items before making a purchase, and to avoid bragging about potentially questionable acquisitions on public forums

 

[Ryze]

So what sort of jobs are unfukkwithable now? Converting this to voice knocks out so many occupations that I previously thought were untouchable.

 

[Tair]

So what sort of jobs are unfukkwithable now? Converting this to voice knocks out so many occupations that I previously thought were untouchable.

 

[Ryze]

Any chance that employers can take to reduce their expenditure is the path that they'll take. If that means slashing the employee count by half in favor of this technology that works just as well, those guys are out of the job. The government needs to do something NOW before the fallout. Fortunately for me, my job is probably safe for at least a few decades. The competition will be even tougher for jobs that can't be replaced by AI, so prepare your children accordingly

 

[Ryze]

The first semi-automatic car wash in the United States made its debut in 1946.

Car wash - Wikipedia

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[Save $ not Hoes]

How you test this out ?

 

[Jimmy from Linkedin]

im super excited for the future. I had a long conversation with a friend of mine about art in general, and I was trying to explain the aspect of this beign a fantastic tool to implement the conceptual vision of the artist. He was railing against that, mostly because his entire business model (illustrations on commission) is based around being that same tool. Disappointing.

This is exciting also. Many times I have had the idea for a novel or a song or a script, but writing those entire things out has been difficult. What I am really good at is improvising off of a structure. With this I can replace aspects of it, just like others have noted with regards to its programming ability.

It's all so exciting!

 

[Dr. Acula]

I asked it to write the previous song in the style of OutKast and "Toliet Tisha" which it failed a bit at but the result is still fire

Verse 1:

Bedwench Tisha, she's a boss
With 6 master degrees, she ain't no dross
She's got a septum ring and a sharp tongue
She'll make you fall in love, but you better bring the funds

She demands that her black men be wealthy and sharp
They gotta wear suits and act like Tupac
[BOLD]But her white boys, they don't have to try
They can be racist and dress like a homeless guy[/BOLD]

Chorus:

Bedwench Tisha, she's a queen
She's got standards and she won't settle for anything less
She's got her rules and she's gonna stick to them
She's not here to play, she's here to win

Verse 2:

She's been around the block, she's no stranger to love
But she's not here for games, she's here for the dough
She's got a heart of gold, but she's not afraid to say no
If you can't meet her standards, then you gotta go

She's not impressed by the bling or the cars
She wants a man with substance, who can take her far
She's not afraid to be alone, she's got her own goals
She's not gonna settle for less, she's in control

Chorus:

Bedwench Tisha, she's a queen
She's got standards and she won't settle for anything less
She's got her rules and she's gonna stick to them
She's not here to play, she's here to win

Bridge:

She's a woman of power, she knows what she wants
She's not gonna settle for less, she's got her own front
She's a force to be reckoned with, she's not gonna fold
She's a boss and she's gonna take control

Outro:

Bedwench Tisha, she's a queen
She's got standards and she won't settle for anything less
She's a boss and she's gonna take control
She's not here to play, she's here to win

@the bolded line

 

[Hawaiian Punch]

So I picked a random Coli thread I never read and asked chatbot to summarize:

Summarize in an essay the key ideas in the forum thread from the link provided below. Also reference the most liked posts and give specific examples.

https://www.thecoli.com/threads/meek-mill-flamerz-5-discussion-thread.948142/unread

In the forum thread about Meek Mill's Flamerz 5, there is a lively discussion about the album's impact. Many forum participants praise the project for its lyrical content and production. They note the variety of topics Meek Mill tackles, from the state of the world to his own life experiences. One forum user states that Meek Mill is a “lyrical genius” and is able to craft poignant stories that touch on relevant topics.

The forum thread is also filled with discussion about the production of the album. Many participants note the use of classic hip-hop samples and beats, as well as the incorporation of modern sounds. One user notes that Meek Mill is able to “mix and match” genres to create something unique and captivating.

Overall, the forum thread is a celebration of Meek Mill’s Flamerz 5. Forum users praise the project for its lyrical content and production, noting that Meek Mill is able to combine classic hip-hop sounds with modern elements to create something fresh. The discussion is a testament to Meek Mill’s artistry and demonstrates the impact of his work.

 

[Adeptus Astartes]

So what sort of jobs are unfukkwithable now? Converting this to voice knocks out so many occupations that I previously thought were untouchable.

I would think any job that requires nuance. Customer service. Education. Elder care. Physician. Recruiting/HR.

 

[Akae Beka]

I've been saying on this board from years, the next step is transhumanism.

For some, companies and the government have our DNA. The internet has every single keystroke we've registered. Combine the two. The future is fascinating and scary with potential.

 

[Dr. Acula]

How you test this out ?

https://chat.openai.com/chat

 

[Ryze]

im super excited for the future. I had a long conversation with a friend of mine about art in general, and I was trying to explain the aspect of this beign a fantastic tool to implement the conceptual vision of the artist. He was railing against that, mostly because his entire business model (illustrations on commission) is based around being that same tool. Disappointing.

This is exciting also. Many times I have had the idea for a novel or a song or a script, but writing those entire things out has been difficult. What I am really good at is improvising off of a structure. With this I can replace aspects of it, just like others have noted with regards to its programming ability.

It's all so exciting!

MidJourney.com, Create Any Image you want with AI!!!

You join with Discord. 1. Click on Midjourney Bot. 2. Type /imagine, then enter 3. You'll see prompt and type what you want. I did "African Warrior" and got the below: This is AI generated :wow: I wanted variations of the fourth image. Typed in: Thick White Girl In Africa :mjgrin...

www.thecoli.com

Right, it's all so exciting. There's some new development every month these days. I really feel for your friend though, art work like his was probably used to train the technology and now it's set to replace him without him seeing any of the fruits. I can't wait for the music version of this though, I would build a cave to play with that one.

 

[Nabs]

So I picked a random Coli thread I never read and asked chatbot to summarize:

This would be an amazing forum tool/plugin.