Would you faithfully marry Lizzo for $150k a year

[diggy]

No, id rather jack my meat and be broke

 

[Devilinurear]

Faithfully being the operative word. You will receive $150 k every year you are married to her and if
you cheat on her, even once, that contract will be voided.

Any takers?

I would do it for free and be faithful.

 

[⠀⠀⠀]

Yes as long as she let's me live n the pool house like oprah and stedman

 

[ADK]

Hell yea I’d be her boyfriend for free

 

[krisdave]

Its funny you self hating idiots think you can land Lizzo in the first place

H I L A R I O U S

 

[letti cook]

i promise to love, obey and hit 2x everyday, 4x on sunday

 

[Rollo Goodlove]

Y’all really think y’all can handle lizzo

 

[Him]

Hell yeah


I’d drown in that fat ting

 

[Stick Up Kid]

150k is minimum wage in New York and California

 

[Jalether]

Hell yea I’d be her boyfriend for free

 

[ThrobbingHood]

That doesn’t even cover her monthly grocery budget.

 

[ViShawn]

 

[ADK]

I’m deadass
I ain’t even into big girls but she do something to me

Plus I’d be known as the nikka who smashing Lizzo anyway

 

[UpAndComing]

Marry that wildebeest for only $150k?

 

[BlackBall]

Net?