Would you faithfully marry Lizzo for $150k a year

[Devilinurear]

I am close to that now w/o her refigerator box butt, clout/validation addiction and grating voice

There are plenty of much shaplier, mild mannered, low key BBWs in this obesity epidemic.

Eagerness to take this deal = you have to be broke and get no buns. Lets do better brehs

can't I just like fat women

let me BBW in peace!...………….well wholes.

 

[skeetsinternal]

That's Patrick from spongebob. No

 

[TLR Is Mental Poison]

can't I just like fat women

let me BBW in peace!...………….well wholes.

Of course you can

Lizzo is not the one though. She is like a 6' 8" dude who can't hoop

 

[Thurgood Thurston III]

nikka, I'll have 5 kids with her for that money

The hell do you guys think ugygang means exactly?

 

[Devilinurear]

Of course you can

Lizzo is not the one though. She is like a 6' 8" dude who can't hoop

 

[Jalether]

It’s not for free nikka...

150k to be married to a disgusting clout demon, and be forced to be with her or only her. That shyt is awful.

You are saying this because it's hypothetical but if Lizzo and her lawyer came to you and
you see the contract for real ("150k tax free every year ") you will ponder that shyt for about 30 minutes

take the offer and you will be eating her ass from the back in no time

 

[The Devil's Advocate]

It’s not for free nikka...

150k to be married to a disgusting clout demon, and be forced to be with her or only her. That shyt is awful.

I get that. And I do get it’s the Coli so we talk shyt

but slaving in school and work can be seen as awful too.There are trade offs. You get to live work free. Still have her money. She could lose weight. We don’t know her. Who’s to say she isn’t the coolest fukking woman on earth off screen.


It’s not so one sided but I see how you chose your side

 

[White City Black]

$1 mil after 7 years of marriage?

If it’s meant to be I’ll stay. If not then hopefully it was a good decade and a half

 

[Chubbs]

I'd do it for free.

 

[Ghost Utmost]

If she came up to me and asked me to just fukc her any way I wanted, free, no strings, all test results clean, and no chance of getting prego

I wouldn't do it

I would let her suck me off and eat my spunk.

That's my go to when it comes to women throwing themselves at me who I have no interest in.

They can always suck me

 

[jwonder]

fukk no. I'm fortunate enough to be educated and make enough money to not degrade myself.

 

[O.T.I.S.]

For a year... yeah as long as I can live separately and never have to see or talk to her

 

[DaRock]

Coli nikkas were losing their minds over a $1200 stimulus check....

Now acting like $150K anit shyt for a year

 

[DatBoiHawk]

If Lizzo lost 170lbd shed be a dime...facts

 

[TinFoilSnapBack]

Honestly yes...

$150k/yr tax free for doing nothing, and occasionally clapping some BBW cheeks

That's the life, plus I'd have her paying for the vast majority of our living expenses, so I'm using that salary strictly for my own self-care and stacking the rest.

EDIT: Also, this salary should be adjusted for inflation every year