Would you marry Eboni K. Williams for $100 million dollars after taxes under the following conditions?

[KillerPups]

You ain’t seeing that 100 mill until after 20 years is completed… you working for free until then…

Oh nah thought money was up front

 

[Flawdaboi]

Can you imagine trying to get some sleep and you hear her on zoom call with the view, blabbering about how black men need to step up and vote for a woman president.

 

[Rasille]

I would.

 

[BobbyWojak]

You ain’t seeing that 100 mill until after 20 years is completed… you working for free until then…

So? You could build schools, hospitals, support political candidates, literally transform a town or small city in your lifetime. I mean damn Eboni isn't that bad

 

[Traveler]

Easy money.

 

[King Poetic]

You ain’t seeing that 100 mill until after 20 years is completed… you working for free until then…

Exactly

Get the lotion ready because she’s not fukkin unless your name has CEO, CFO in it

 

[IsThatBrothaMouzone?]

$100M for 20 years is tough.

$5M for one year.......tax free. That might be worth it.

 

[Diondon]

100 mil she can run her mouth all damn day

 

[OperationNumbNutts]

Yes..................only if I have an option of putting a muzzle on her at my discretion.

 

[wire28]

OP left out you must not be a black man in the list of conditions.

 

[The BasedFather]

I don’t wanna do this with a woman I like let alone some random

Can keep that money

 

[⠀X ⠀]

Did she have that test tube baby yet?

 

[⠀X ⠀]

But sure. Make it 10 years and $50 mil. And she’d have to perform some wifely duties, or else I want to be let out and get paid.

 

[Flawdaboi]

You know she's lazy in bed

A lof of demands and "wait a sec"