Would you faithfully marry Lizzo for $150k a year

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If I gotta be fateful to her then WTF am I gonna spend the $ on?

can I stack the money and spend a couple years with her then bounce?

If so, yes, three years of Lizzo is worth half a mill :ehh:
What is she wants kids... then your stuck with her for life :damn:
 

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Men marry fat women for free every single day.

Lizzo’s just annoying.

To keep it a buck, there are very few women on this planet I would marry and not cheat on.
 

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$150k tax free? I could do it if I can stack that $150k and live off of her money.
 

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You lot love talking about earning 6 figures or starting businesses.

taxes, student loans etc. eat that up. To get 150k tax free is the equivalent of earning 220k+ or having a business that makes a pretax profit of 170k year in year out. If you take that home as salary or dividends the tax man comes and eats up more.
 

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man, I'm all for a fat hoe if she's pretty or has a redeeming quality (big t*ts or ass). but this chick is not cute at all

and at this point in my life, 150K a year isn't life changing money enough compared to what I already make.
 

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ofcourse and sleep in the same bed. That's your wife:mjgrin:
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That puts you in the top 1 percent and that marriage contract is tax free so you will be earning more than top level IT manager technically.
Also not everyone who has the qualification and skill can/will reach that salary bracket:yeshrug:
Exactly. That's easy money. An extra $150k a year tax free on top of my regular salary? And I'm living off of her money? Sign me up now. I'll put in a good five years with her.
 
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