Would you faithfully marry Lizzo for $150k a year

Jalether

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I wouldn't marry anyone for $150k a year, even if they were attractive. :yeshrug:

Not worth it to spend years in a loveless marriage. There are other ways to make money, but you can never get that time back.

what amount would change your mind
 

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Hell yeah, divorce after her star has faded and collect that alimony :banderas:


In the meantime I'll save that 150k, enjoy traveling and living on her dime, and smash those big blocky ass cheeks on the regular :banderas:
 

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150k is a management level IT job

Y'all really fiending for what can be done with a Bachelor's and a couple certs :mjlol: :mjlol: :mjlol:
That puts you in the top 1 percent and that marriage contract is tax free so you will be earning more than top level IT manager technically.
Also not everyone who has the qualification and skill can/will reach that salary bracket:yeshrug:
 

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Is she allowed to divorce me?

If the answer is no, easily. I just have to go couple of years without having sex. I'm sure there is enough porn on the internet to manage.
 

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Is she allowed to divorce me?

If the answer is no, easily. I just have to go couple of years without having sex. I'm sure there is enough porn on the internet to manage.

Only if you cheat on her and you will forfeit the payment if that happens.
 

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Her ass would leave you if you were faithful she’s that type...But yep I would...
 
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