Would you faithfully marry Lizzo for $150k a year

[The Intergalactic Koala]

Not with those pictures of her looking like a The Penguin's main THOT

 

[Jalether]

There is a good chance she will want you to eat the box and groceries too...

Are you prepared?

 

[Jasonmask]

She Gotta Pay what she weigh and that ain it

 

[Solo ✧✦✧]

No I hate fat women

 

[AAKing23]

Assuming there would be the normal husband duties, sex included, no

 

[blockburna420]

Right now I'd fukk lizzo, just to talk on the phone with a new chick.

 

[Mike_Pipeson]

Nah

 

[Illeye buckmatic]

Maybe

No sexual contact
We're not sleeping in the same bed
We're not even sleeping in the same house

Just treat the marriage as a business partnership with no physical contact of any kind. I will fukk and impregnate other more attractive women.

Be illiterate brehs

 

[T’Challa’s Heir]

The payout is to low. 150k is a great salary, but obtainable enough that any dude could bet on himself to get it.

 

[Entropy Fan]

Imagine she sees this thread











“Why they so mean “.









“Oh well” ........

 

[MeachTheMonster]

If I gotta be fateful to her then WTF am I gonna spend the $ on?

can I stack the money and spend a couple years with her then bounce?

If so, yes, three years of Lizzo is worth half a mill

 

[TEH]

Having her big greasy ass nagging you is not worth it at all. Sounds like a legit nightmare.

 

[acri1]

I wouldn't marry anyone for $150k a year, even if they were attractive.

Not worth it to spend years in a loveless marriage. There are other ways to make money, but you can never get that time back.

 

[Jalether]

If I gotta be fateful to her then WTF am I gonna spend the $ on?

can I stack the money and spend a couple years with her then bounce?

If so, yes, three years of Lizzo is worth half a mill

Yes

 

[Doctor Wily]

Why be miserable for free when you could be miserable for 150k a year ?





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