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[Sonic Boom of the South]

So we start smashing

I slide on that lifestyle

Few strokes in doggy
The condom pop


So I use the Durex


shyt was like



I was like damm I don't even feel this bytch on me



shyt was so good we never switch positions



I bust and it's like




shyt was


___

Man I pull out and all that I had on was the base ring of the condom

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

I done nutted all in this bish for real for real



She starts panicking


I'm shook




She yells that I need to go get the Plan B pill


I'm rushing
I get dressed head to Walgreens
And ask for the pill


The lady behind the counter like

Only the woman can purchase the pill



So I rush back and tell Asia

Then all of a sudden she calm

And say she will go in the morning

 

[NkrumahWasRight Is Wrong]

So we start smashing

I slide on that lifestyle

Few strokes in doggy
The condom pop


So I use the Durex


shyt was like



I was like damm I don't even feel this bytch on me



shyt was so good we never switch positions



I bust and it's like




shyt was


___

Man I pull out and all that I had on was the base ring of the condom

Rut roh

 

[MaxPain]

I done nutted all in this bish for real for real



She starts panicking


I'm shook




She yells that I need to go get the Plan B pill


I'm rushing
I get dressed head to Walgreens
And ask for the pill


The lady behind the counter like

Only the woman can purchase the pill



So I rush back and tell Asia

Then all of a sudden she calm

And say she will go in the morning

:DenzelReallllyyy:

 

[MaxPain]

 

[jdubnyce]

I done nutted all in this bish for real for real



She starts panicking


I'm shook




She yells that I need to go get the Plan B pill


I'm rushing
I get dressed head to Walgreens
And ask for the pill


The lady behind the counter like

Only the woman can purchase the pill



So I rush back and tell Asia

Then all of a sudden she calm

And say she will go in the morning

 

[Zandía]

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

The next morning she decided that she wasn't gonna go

And that everything will be ok

.

Talmbout she know her body





____
I was like ain't shyt I can do

I cant make her take shyt


Plus I was kinda like
If she preg then

Maybe it's just time for me to have a child
___



shyt goes back to normal

We officially a couple
Hoes throwing p*ssy at me and I'm dodging they ass

Being ass monogamous and shyt


Even brought her home to meet my parents
Taking pics together with the fam


Fam

Soon as we get baxk
From the trip
She say she sick and ask me to take her to the hospital on base



She comes out crying and she preg

But I was like


I call n tell my parents they about to have their 1st grandchild


Mama crying
Pops crying

 

[MaxPain]

The next morning she decided that she wasn't gonna go

And that everything will be ok

.

Talmbout she know her body





____
I was like ain't shyt I can do

I cant make her take shyt


Plus I was kinda like
If she preg then

Maybe it's just time for me to have a child
___



shyt goes back to normal

We officially a couple
Hoes throwing p*ssy at me and I'm dodging they ass

Being ass monogamous and shyt


Even brought her home to meet my parents
Taking pics together with the fam


Fam

Soon as we get baxk
From the trip
She say she sick and ask me to take her to the hospital on base



She comes out crying and she preg

But I was like


I call n tell my parents they about to have their 1st grandchild


Mama crying
Pops crying

I already know where this is is headed:DenzelisDone:

 

[jdubnyce]

The next morning she decided that she wasn't gonna go

And that everything will be ok

.

Talmbout she know her body





____
I was like ain't shyt I can do

I cant make her take shyt


Plus I was kinda like
If she preg then

Maybe it's just time for me to have a child
___



shyt goes back to normal

We officially a couple
Hoes throwing p*ssy at me and I'm dodging they ass

Being ass monogamous and shyt


Even brought her home to meet my parents
Taking pics together with the fam


Fam

Soon as we get baxk
From the trip
She say she sick and ask me to take her to the hospital on base



She comes out crying and she preg

But I was like


I call n tell my parents they about to have their 1st grandchild


Mama crying
Pops crying

Its your commanding officers baby

 

[Cat piss martini]

I done nutted all in this bish for real for real



She starts panicking


I'm shook




She yells that I need to go get the Plan B pill


I'm rushing
I get dressed head to Walgreens
And ask for the pill


The lady behind the counter like

Only the woman can purchase the pill



So I rush back and tell Asia

Then all of a sudden she calm

And say she will go in the morning

So we start smashing

I slide on that lifestyle

Few strokes in doggy
The condom pop


So I use the Durex


shyt was like



I was like damm I don't even feel this bytch on me



shyt was so good we never switch positions



I bust and it's like




shyt was


___

Man I pull out and all that I had on was the base ring of the condom

The Dreaded Child Support Cheerio.

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

Soon as I hear I'm about to be a father

The next Monday

1SG call formation to tell us we going to Iraq
And that it wasn't a signal mission
And we were getting attached to infantry units

I was like


Cause all I wanted to do was be like Snake eyes on GI Joe


Then I thought about my child


I was gone have a kid born while I was in a warzone

Plus this was towards the beginning of the war when shyt was beyond crazy

Knowing my luck ima get murked the day my child born

My child gone grow up and not be shyt cause he ain't got no father

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

All this is in my 1st year in the Army


I done had 1 chick turn out preg but not mine

Now I got another 1 preg with my kid
And now I'm going to Iraq


_____

Asia tells me we need to talk

She ask me what am I going to do about her PCSing to Italy



I didn't know wtf she was talking about


She acts like she told me about that before
And I'm like hell Naw



Them she was like
Me n the baby will be in Italy when u redeploy



Then she was like
If we were married u would get Stationed with me since I out rank u

 

[jdubnyce]

All this is in my 1st year in the Army


I done had 1 chick turn out preg but not mine

Now I got another 1 preg with my kid
And now I'm going to Iraq


_____

Asia tells me we need to talk

She ask me what am I going to do about her PCSing to Italy



I didn't know wtf she was talking about


She acts like she told me about that before
And I'm like hell Naw



Them she was like
Me n the baby will be in Italy when u redeploy



Then she was like
If we were married u would get Stationed with me since I out rank u

Young Kobe on the way

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

I was like


Well


Lets get married




I got married December 31 at the justice of the peace

And deployed to Iraq January 2



nikka we was at the battalion HQ
That morning waiting for the busses to take us to Atlanta to fly to Kuwait both of us crying