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[Sonic Boom of the South]

I made it to June

These nikkas had me on a mission up to the last minute

So I didn't even make the convoy to get to the big base where the battalion was

So I had to take an unauthorized ride with the British to get to another army unit to get on a Bird to get there


But I made it


I flew to Atlanta
Where we was treated like shyt by civilians


This lady made her lil son come ask a group of us going on R&R if we were baby killers


People were talking under their breath saying fukked up shyt about us



Then I flew to Germany

Then flew to Italy

And was picked up by my pregnant wife and step daughter


I was crying

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

Breh just update the fukking op.. Feels like choose your own adventure searching for the right page for the next part of the appropriate damn story.

How there is a character limit for post

 

[Easy-E]

She starts panicking


I'm shook

So I rush back and tell Asia

Then all of a sudden she calm

And say she will go in the morning

 

[b_b]

Bro I remember those AT&T cards you had to re up and those fukkin phone booths with grown men either screaming at they wives or getting screamed at. shyts was hella depressing. God forbid you was at some tiny ass fob with the 2 whole phones to use and had to wait meanwhile you hearing all kinds of wild shyt lmao

5 staring your thread shyt hella entertaining

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

So it ended up where she went past the due date


And they were going to induce


Now this is at an Italian hospital
Not a military one
Cause we were in a area with a very small NATO unit


They had to have an interpreter there
Cause Noone in the hospital spoke English

They also don't believe in using drugs for child birth

So it is all natural

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Son I was in the birthing room with her

They were literally just trying to make her force the baby out

They made her water break

They had us in there for hours

She had no drugs

She literally shytted herself trying to get the baby out


She was hold my hand so tight I felt shyt running down my arm

I thought it was her sweat

It was my blood

She had her thumbnail in my hand so hard she sliced my hand open

 

[idonttouchgrass]

I have always trusted my life with
Trojans®

The "her pleasure" for 7s n up

And the "spermicidal" ones for 6 and below

 

[Red Shield]

nikka the British were literally using Land Rovers that had a extended cab that was uncovered
And they sat in the back

Theses nikkas ain't even wearing kevlar


Them British dudes was getting tore out the frame

Even had 1 dude I worked with get captured and beheaded and put on the internet
(but the govt. Never let that get out)

 

[Easy-E]

@Sweet Meat Chaucer

is a Yung @General Mills

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

Finally they gave up and decided on a c-section

They took her back to the surgery room and had me go back where they had my step daughter with a chaperone


_____


Later the nurse comes out smiling
She comes and kisses me and my step daughter

Then takes me back to see my wife and my son



Even right now just thinking back I'm tearing up nih

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

I see my wife
Looking like an angel
Like some mystic being
And my son looking me right in the eyes



I call my parents

Tell them about their 1st grandchild

I name my son some real fly shyt
Paying tribute to a swag gawd



I then call my rear deployment detachment and tell them everything and beg to get my leave extended cause of her having the c-section and having to heal

They gave me a extra week
shyt was great
I begged God to stop the war so I don't have to go back





I wouldn't even sleep so I could have as much time with them

So I would lie awake looking at my wife and checking on my son n changing diapers

 

[Bart simpson]

To preface things:

I never had thoughts of marriage or kids
I come from a 2 parent home, parents married 50 yrs. So I grew up seeing a great marriage and parenting. I didn't have the need to search for that.

I come from a really poor background and saw my parents create wealth from scraps. So I was more concerned with seeing the world and enjoying life.


So I go into the Army.

1 of the main things u hear in boot camp from the drills is don't be stupid enough to get married.

They repeated that shyt daily.

So I ended up getting to my perm party unit.

shyt was fukking crazy

1st day moving in barracks
I met a female e5
Who was about to PCS in a few days
And she was coming to my room and I smashed the 1st night

Found out she was married to another soldier after she left
and she was PCSing to go be with him

So I end up running into this chick in a different battalion that I met in AIT (school)

Never smashed

We start hanging out
Kinda got feelings for her

Started smashing on the reg
p*ssy was fire


Like the bih so much
I took her home on a 4 day weekend

My family met ol girl and fell in love with her


It was my grandma birthday that weekend too
And we threw her a celebration at church
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So there was speeches and gifts
Then we went into the back area to serve food

While I was back there

My mom came up like

"Chaucer, is your friend sick? Cause I think she done threw up a few times"



I was like

Mom was like

"is she pregnant!!! "


I was like

I didn't even wanna ask ol girl about being pregnant

So I just asked if she was sick

She said her stomach was bothering her

So I was like
And let it slide

So we get back on base
I'm staying the night in her barracks waking up and going to PT
Smashing every opportunity I had

Not even dealing with other hoes

1 night while chilling with her
She tells me she feels really sick
And ask me to take her to the emergency room on base

I take her
They saw her
She came out crying
I was like



She told me they gave her a pregnancy test and she was pregnant



I was about to

Then she was like

"it's not yours"

I was like


She was like

"They told me I was 3 month preg"

(me n her had only been smashing less than 2 months)

So she was like it was her ex boyfriend



I cant front I was
Inside cause I was feeling her

So after that we still kicked it

She told the ex bf and he straight dissed her ass

Since i knew she was pregnant I was smashing raw and Nutting all in her

She didn't start showing till she was past 5 months

I was still smashing then too


First time smashing a fully pregnant chick

p*ssy was

So mushy and warm
Goo'ey





​

So I'm smashing all into the 7th month

Nutting clean in it


She start getting them pregnant emotional flip flops

Starting fights over nothing
Then crying


Then 1 morning when I was waking up to get ready for PT

She look at me like


"what are u doing?"

I was like getting dressed

She was like


"Naw, with me ?"

So she like

"we can't do this no mo
You need to get u some one else!"

I was like

We not a couple and never was
I just wanted to keep smashing till the day your water break

Plus I had already started back smashing the roster once I found out she was preg in month 3

So people kept asking me about Ole girl cause they thought I was her baby father

And hoes was calling me a dead beat
Thinking I left her months before she had the baby


I literally had to have her tell everyone I wasn't the father and get them to stfu
_______



Then they was saying I was wrong for smashing another nikka preg chick

I was like

_________

So I was labeled one of the biggest male sluts on base


And that actually got me more p*ssy

I was fukking hoes in different battalions, AIT students (which is actually not allowed for perm party soldiers to do) , a officer of an AIT unit, civilian hoes who worked on base, hoes in my unit and civilians off base.

____

There was this E6 female in my company
She was beautiful
Like on some fantasy movie shyt
She was Asian but looked mixed
I couldn't tell
She looked Korean and something else mixed

She 5'2
Lil bubble gum booty and cute titties


Everybody was sweating this bih
But I never paid attention to her
Cause she was mean
And I couldn't stand her ass

This bytch would literally seek me out to find shyt to complain about.

This bih made me sick


She would pop outta no where like

"Chaucer, take that rubber band off your wrist. That is not regulation in uniform.

Chaucer you can't have no show socks on with your PT shoes "


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No one else ever said shyt to me cause everyone loved me

I literally shaked my SGM hand with a rubber band on and showing he looked at it like

And never said shyt

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One day the E6 chick
Let's call her
" Asia " for the rest of the story

_____

So Asia come up to me like

"Chaucer, since u the funny man and playboy on base, tell me a joke."


I snapped

I cussed her ass out
And told her I'm not here to be her court jester


Everybody looked at me like



She yelled at me to follow her into her office
Like she was gone chew me out


I was like

She actually apologized to me in her office

I was like


And left

___


That evening

I was in my barracks room chilling

And I heard a knock on the door


It was Asia


___

This bih
Come in and is like

"hey since u the college graduate, I wanted to see if u could help me with a homework assignment for a course I'm taking."

I was like


Then she show me some math shyt
And I was like


Bih I ain't got no math background
I don't remember nonna this shyt


______

She then start talking about her plans for the weekend

I was like


Then she ask if I wanna go see a movie with her Friday night


I was like

 

[Dwolf]

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

Italy was wonderful with my family
Everywhere we went people were coming up to see the baby and hug us

People were paying for shyt everywhere we went

Time still passed

The war was still going on

The day came for me to go back


Asia drove me back


I had my son in my arms
Tears dropping on my son as I'm crying


As I'm about to put my son back in the car seat


Asia looks at me with tears running down her face then says

Spoiler

Chaucer, I'm scared this might not be your son

 

[Bart simpson]

So we go out
And she was cool as shyt

Like nothing like she is at work

_____

Nobody liked her cause she acted stuck up on base

All the females hated her


Dudes was like about her but called her a bytch cause of her attitude


____

We start kicking it on a regular basis

We keep it secret
It wasn't against the rules for us to date cause she wasnt my supervisor but she was in my company
And we didn't want them nosy mafukkas in our business
_______


She was divorced
She had a 5 yr old daughter
And her mom lived with her


Fam the first time I smashed


We was at her crib
And she asked me if I wanted to watch a movie in her room


I wasn't gone make no moves tho
Cause I wanted to play it cool

Half way in the movie she go and change to get comfortable

She came out with some boy shorts and s t-shirt

I still didn't make a move

Then she start kissing my neck

It was on


Fam I still remember
This bih skin was so soft
And she smelled like lilacs and Chanel

I cant front
I got on my knees
And pulled her shorts to the side and ate the p*ssy


This bish p*ssy was eating me baxk


Bish p*ssy tasted like reperations and French vanilla


I still remember the black n white stripped Victoria's Secret panties I slid off her

I beat the brakes off it yet also made the sweetest love

After that it was a wrap
I was in love



Like this bih was so gawt damm sweet to me and shyt


This bih was buying me lil gifts n shyt

Paying for the meals

Even her daughter was like the sweetest lil girl ever

And I honestly hate kids and trip them when their parents not watching



Her moms didn't like me



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Rumors about us started popping up on base

Random dudes would come up to me like


"brah I heard u with SSG Asia"


White boys was mad as fukk


Coming up like "hey bro are u really with SSG Asia?"


She really was one of the baddest females on the whole base




So throughout my sexual history I have always used protection
Except when in relationships and getting oral

I have always trusted my life with
Trojans®

The "her pleasure" for 7s n up

And the "spermicidal" ones for 6 and below
________

I was heading to see Asia
And realized that I ran out of Trojans

I was in too much of a hurry to stop at CVS

And stopped at a gas station instead


All they had was Lifestyle and Durex

I bout 1 of each

____

That night

Was special


She cried talking to me
Saying she never thought she would find a man like me

Right then and there my brain went

She letting u know right now you too good for her


But I didn't listen
​

So we start smashing

I slide on that lifestyle

Few strokes in doggy
The condom pop


So I use the Durex


shyt was like



I was like damm I don't even feel this bytch on me



shyt was so good we never switch positions



I bust and it's like




shyt was


___

Man I pull out and all that I had on was the base ring of the condom

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

I was like bih



You wait till now to say some shyt like this




I calmed down and thought about it and was like
This must be some crazy post partum depression talk


So I try to not go crazy and just told her she stressed

I kissed her and my son
Then got my duffle bag and went inside the airport