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[Judo]

So after that we still kicked it

She told the ex bf and he straight dissed her ass

Since i knew she was pregnant I was smashing raw and Nutting all in her

She didn't start showing till she was past 5 months

I was still smashing then too


First time smashing a fully pregnant chick

p*ssy was

So mushy and warm
Goo'ey





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Goo'ey you say? :yglooking:

 

[315]

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

So I'm smashing all into the 7th month

Nutting clean in it


She start getting them pregnant emotional flip flops

Starting fights over nothing
Then crying


Then 1 morning when I was waking up to get ready for PT

She look at me like


"what are u doing?"

I was like getting dressed

She was like


"Naw, with me ?"

So she like

"we can't do this no mo
You need to get u some one else!"

I was like

We not a couple and never was
I just wanted to keep smashing till the day your water break

Plus I had already started back smashing the roster once I found out she was preg in month 3

 

[raul04]

damn this is getting good

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

So people kept asking me about Ole girl cause they thought I was her baby father

And hoes was calling me a dead beat
Thinking I left her months before she had the baby


I literally had to have her tell everyone I wasn't the father and get them to stfu
_______



Then they was saying I was wrong for smashing another nikka preg chick

I was like

_________

So I was labeled one of the biggest male sluts on base


And that actually got me more p*ssy

I was fukking hoes in different battalions, AIT students (which is actually not allowed for perm party soldiers to do) , a officer of an AIT unit, civilian hoes who worked on base, hoes in my unit and civilians off base.

____

There was this E6 female in my company
She was beautiful
Like on some fantasy movie shyt
She was Asian but looked mixed
I couldn't tell
She looked Korean and something else mixed

She 5'2
Lil bubble gum booty and cute titties


Everybody was sweating this bih
But I never paid attention to her
Cause she was mean
And I couldn't stand her ass

This bytch would literally seek me out to find shyt to complain about.

 

[Serious]

thread is delivering so far

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

This bih made me sick


She would pop outta no where like

"Chaucer, take that rubber band off your wrist. That is not regulation in uniform.

Chaucer you can't have no show socks on with your PT shoes "


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No one else ever said shyt to me cause everyone loved me

I literally shaked my SGM hand with a rubber band on and showing he looked at it like

And never said shyt

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One day the E6 chick
Let's call her
" Asia " for the rest of the story

_____

So Asia come up to me like

"Chaucer, since u the funny man and playboy on base, tell me a joke."


I snapped

I cussed her ass out
And told her I'm not here to be her court jester


Everybody looked at me like



She yelled at me to follow her into her office
Like she was gone chew me out


I was like

 

[TBdaGhost]

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

She actually apologized to me in her office

I was like


And left

___


That evening

I was in my barracks room chilling

And I heard a knock on the door


It was Asia


___

This bih
Come in and is like

"hey since u the college graduate, I wanted to see if u could help me with a homework assignment for a course I'm taking."

I was like


Then she show me some math shyt
And I was like


Bih I ain't got no math background
I don't remember nonna this shyt


______

She then start talking about her plans for the weekend

I was like


Then she ask if I wanna go see a movie with her Friday night


I was like

 

[jj23]

shyt got me hooked like a mofo.

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

@OfTheCross so u neg me
Cause it's taking too long

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

So we go out
And she was cool as shyt

Like nothing like she is at work

_____

Nobody liked her cause she acted stuck up on base

All the females hated her


Dudes was like about her but called her a bytch cause of her attitude


____

 

[BlackAlacard]

 

[SnowflakesByTheOZ]

nikka if you don’t write one cohesive story and post it in the OP like everybody else. Nobody got time for this

EDIT : Na it's cool. It's pretty entertaining so far ​