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[kevm3]

Why is adultery against the law in the military?

Mainly because you don't want people trained to kill and with access to some serious firepower going off the deep end because someone slept with their spouse

 

[shagnificent belafonte]

Me and Asia get Stationed together

Now the whole family together somewhere else

Me, Asia and the kids

A new chapter
Away from the drama


Kim still harassing
We both change our #s



Asia starts acting weird
Bih starts smoking cigarettes


And during sex she ask me about kim

She wants me to talk about all the things we did

I dont want to
But she gets mad and slaps me



Now this bih can't cum unless I'm talking about fuking kim

 

[Thatrogueassdiaz]

Mainly because you don't want people trained to kill and with access to some serious firepower going off the deep end because someone slept with their spouse

Makes sense. Thabks

 

[Clay Puppington]

Mainly because you don't want people trained to kill and with access to some serious firepower going off the deep end because someone slept with their spouse

Makes sense. Thabks

I think its a security clearance thing

Pillow talking about classified info, the wife / side doing something drastic and crazy

Picture your side catching feelings & threatening to bring out info that would jeopardize the whole country

 

[MrBillCollecta]

Talking about we can make our own baby

 

[MrBillCollecta]

Asia reads the shyt and acts crazy

This bytch crying screaming

Talking bout we need to get a lawyer


Now
Not that I was balling
But even in the Army my paper was straight

My dumb ass still feels like that is my son
And even tho I hated Asia I loved her daughter too

I didn't wanna lose that
Plus I didn't wanna see lil dude being raised by them 2 pieces of shyt

So I go and pay a retainer to an attorney

 

[MrBillCollecta]

Right when I thought you was out, you pull ya self right back in.

I just knew he was going to listen to the counselor ladies.

 

[Solano707]

And to keep it real
The army is the shyt


I had so much fun

Experienced so such crazy shyt


I get bored easy so regular ass jobs don't do it for me


College for me was wild as fukk

I grad from a HBCU

But it don't compare to the military


I was Zack Morris at a 99.9% black higj school
But

Army for me was

Yeah, same here - this Army life is soo trillmatic, still in the game going on 15 years

I need to update my store of my cheating ass ex-wfe

but god damn, i took major league L's too

 

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

Yeah, same here - this Army life is soo trillmatic, still in the game going on 15 years

I need to update my store of my cheating ass ex-wfe

but god damn, i took major league L's too

Tell the story or trill these negs

 

[L&HH]

So glad I've always kept to myself in the military. Even now staying in the barracks where both males and females share a floor with no supervision I just go to my room and lock the door. I don't go to breakfast lunch or dinner with anyone. Gym/work out on my own time. Ain't associating with anyone outside of work. For everyone who is still in the military and read this thread just stay low key and you'll avoid the fukkery just fine.

Yeah but that sounds no fun.

 

[True Blue Moon]

Yeah, same here - this Army life is soo trillmatic, still in the game going on 15 years

I need to update my store of my cheating ass ex-wfe

but god damn, i took major league L's too

Make that thread breh

 

[BlackAlacard]

A little anecdote about being in Iraq when I deployed :


Taking showers



Fam taking showers was miserable
Unless u took them at like 2000/8pm

In the winter the water would be fukking freezing
Like to the point u felt like u was about to have a seizure

The water would be freezing all day till that 1 hr the water heater kicked in then it was Luke warm

After winter the water was scalding hot

Like burn your flesh off hot
And there was no such thing as turn the cold water on

So u had to wait till night for it to cool



And don't get me started when u out and u gotta use water bottles to shower

YOU NUKKAS HAD SHOWERS?

 

[Rekkapryde]

"Bish p*ssy tasted like reparations and French vanilla "

I'm still at this line

 

[Brandon M.]

a lotta . a lotta L's in this mother fukkin thread

not one W

son went to a HBCU . then went to the army

now u giving the sohh a bad name

have herbs protecting the country brehs

he forgot to tell yall he got " Asia " tatted on him as well

talking about he the black zach morris

zach got her after she was ran through by Jeff

 

[Speaking Womanese]

I just finished this.

You’ve got a great talent there.

I was locked in.

How are you coping now?

Do you have trust issues when it comes to women?

I don’t even know how to process all this and it ain’t even my life