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[TNOT]

Reading this brought me back to 2005 thru 2006 at Camp Victory in Baghdad.

The fukkery was constant and to be appreciated. It’s all you had to look forward to, besides hitting the gym and PX

It’s nothing more amusing than watching another man watch his wife run out of one his soldiers trailer at 3 am because mortar rounds are dropping near by.

Military Brehs will know exactly what I’m talking about

I don’t like to type and I can’t tell stories well....sorry..

 

[RedCloakBlackWraithe]

TO REITERATE THIS STORY IS 100%

SOME DETAILS I LEFT OUT

I NEVER MAKE UP shyt ON HERE

AND IF IM JOKING I SAY SO





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I got so many other crazy stories




My life like a puzzles of different movies put together



That's why I'm like

Cause I seen n been through so much


I'm not afraid of death
And not bitter about anything

great way to live

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

a lotta . a lotta L's in this mother fukkin thread

not one W

son went to a HBCU . then went to the army

now u giving the sohh a bad name

have herbs protecting the country brehs

he forgot to tell yall he got " Asia " tatted on him as well

talking about he the black zach morris

zach got her after she was ran through by Jeff

Fam u a nikka who got outed on sohh lying about being Dominican and living in NY

When u a African self hating bama who lives in Connecticut


U a baby father who kid sleeps on another man's couch as her mother gets fukked

U also live with ya grandma

And got ran off sohh like a bih

I fukked one of the chicks u was pm'n poems to on sohh

U soft ass gump

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

I just finished this.

You’ve got a great talent there.

I was locked in.

How are you coping now?

Do you have trust issues when it comes to women?

I don’t even know how to process all this and it ain’t even my life

No trust issues

I just feel like


shyt can always get worse

As long as I stay handsome
I'm good

 

[audemarzz]

I had a similar situation . . brings me back to my young days it's why I'm not surprised at how fukked up these chicks can be, not finished reading though

 

[Brandon M.]

Fam u a nikka who got outed on sohh lying about being Dominican and living in NY

When u a African self hating bama who lives in Connecticut


U a baby father who kid sleeps on another man's couch as her mother gets fukked

U also live with ya grandma

And got ran off sohh like a bih

I fukked one of the chicks u was pm'n poems to on sohh

U soft ass gump

u crazy as hell nikka that was RBK....

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

u crazy as hell nikka that was RBK....

Sure brah

 

[Charlie Hustle]

Fam u a nikka who got outed on sohh lying about being Dominican and living in NY

When u a African self hating bama who lives in Connecticut


U a baby father who kid sleeps on another man's couch as her mother gets fukked

U also live with ya grandma

And got ran off sohh like a bih

I fukked one of the chicks u was pm'n poems to on sohh

U soft ass gump

@Another Man is grimy AF

 

[Edub]

“I beat the breaks off the p*ssy and yet also made the sweetest love”

 

[Edub]

So shyt is fukking crazy


They didn't report 10% of what was going on over there


I was working with coalition forces and they had us doing convoys with the British

We wasn't even authorized to do it

nikka the British were literally using Land Rovers that had a extended cab that was uncovered
And they sat in the back

Theses nikkas ain't even wearing kevlar


Them British dudes was getting tore out the frame

Even had 1 dude I worked with get captured and beheaded and put on the internet
(but the govt. Never let that get out)



I knew I wasn't gonna come back
I kept thinking about how I wasn't even gone know what my child look like before I die

You might have suppressed PTSD breh...that’s some heavy shyt to walk through....but then again, brehs should have PTSD just living in amurikkka....we strong, im sure you good.




(Air Force six years...military base p*ssy is some of the best...happy Veterans Day )

 

[Edub]

Italy was wonderful with my family
Everywhere we went people were coming up to see the baby and hug us

People were paying for shyt everywhere we went

Time still passed

The war was still going on

The day came for me to go back


Asia drove me back


I had my son in my arms
Tears dropping on my son as I'm crying


As I'm about to put my son back in the car seat


Asia looks at me with tears running down her face then says

Spoiler

Chaucer, I'm scared this might not be your son

Breh

 

[Edub]

I can’t front, thread delivered


You the rare mixture of a real and a soft nikka

Wasn’t surprised at her having fukked another dude. The ‘play hard to get’ is usually just that, a play. It’s fake.

Someone smashing the most stuck up chick because ultimately she wants validation and confirmation of her delusional bullshyt

Fax

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

You might have suppressed PTSD breh...that’s some heavy shyt to walk through....but then again, brehs should have PTSD just living in amurikkka....we strong, im sure you good.




(Air Force six years...military base p*ssy is some of the best...happy Veterans Day )

Nah it's not suppressed

Its literally on my VA medical rating listing

I take the meds
Go to the counseling and see the psychiatrist

I also go to the Traumatic Brain Injury clinic

 

[Edub]

Nah it's not suppressed

Its literally on my VA medical rating listing

I take the meds
Go to the counseling and see the psychiatrist

I also go to the Traumatic Brain Injury clinic

And get every dollar the city state and federal government will give you cuz.....every benefit, weed card if you puff the trees too....everything

 

[Edub]

My wife done called my mama and told her I was cheating in Iraq



My parents going crazy

1 day me and Asia going somewhere

She talking real calm

Asking me again about Kim



She say she understood why I smashed
And she shouldn't have said what she said before I was returning back to Iraq


So she say

She just wants to know the truth

And she won't be mad


"Chaucer just admit what u did so we can move on"

So I'm like


OK i smashed



Asia is like

Then
Then snatches
The brand new pair of Gucci glasses I paid 500 for and tossed them out the window on the highway

Never admit