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[Sonic Boom of the South]

A little anecdote about being in Iraq when I deployed :


Taking showers



Fam taking showers was miserable
Unless u took them at like 2000/8pm

In the winter the water would be fukking freezing
Like to the point u felt like u was about to have a seizure

The water would be freezing all day till that 1 hr the water heater kicked in then it was Luke warm

After winter the water was scalding hot

Like burn your flesh off hot
And there was no such thing as turn the cold water on

So u had to wait till night for it to cool



And don't get me started when u out and u gotta use water bottles to shower

 

[Charlie Hustle]

Brah where u at? Up north? South?


Watch out for man love Thursday

In the South kicking it with Jarheads.

No man love Thursday for my company. Thats a GO1 violation

 

[Charlie Hustle]

A little anecdote about being in Iraq when I deployed :


Taking showers



Fam taking showers was miserable
Unless u took them at like 2000/8pm

In the winter the water would be fukking freezing
Like to the point u felt like u was about to have a seizure

The water would be freezing all day till that 1 hr the water heater kicked in then it was Luke warm

After winter the water was scalding hot

Like burn your flesh off hot
And there was no such thing as turn the cold water on

So u had to wait till night for it to cool



And don't get me started when u out and u gotta use water bottles to shower

Where all were you at in Iraq? I spent quality time at Mosul, JBB, Tallil, the green zone and VBC.

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

In the South kicking it with Jarheads.

No man love Thursday for my company. Thats a GO1 violation

U in Leather Neck?

I was out there for a lil bit and at Fob Geronimo with them Marines
I was all over the southern region

Yall don't have Ana's with yall?

Them and the terps and TCNs were the ones who were on that man love shyt

I made a thread bout it

Let me find it

Where all were you at in Iraq? I spent quality time at Mosul, JBBa, Tallil, the green zone and VBC.

My Battalion was at Tallil

I was at Camp New York, Baghdad, Basrah and a few places I don't want to name

 

[Charlie Hustle]

U in Leather Neck?

I was out there for a lil bit and at Fob Geronimo with them Marines
I was all over the southern region

Yall don't have Ana's with yall?

Them and the terps and TCNs were the ones who were on that man love shyt

I made a thread bout it

Let me find it



My Battalion was at Tallil

I was at Camp New York, Baghdad, Basrah and a few places I don't want to name

Yep, I'm on Leatherneck but our compound is separated from the ANA.

I was at Tallil for 2 weeks and hated it. I worked for KBR. Lots of fine bishes there but everyone was too clicked up. My boss called me up and asked me if I wanted to go to VBC and I said hellz yeah

I was in Iraq from 07-10 as a contractor and 03-04 in the Army- Military Police.

 

[Charlie Hustle]

Drop them stories

I'm not as good as a storyteller as OP but I'll drop some scenarios.
Iraq - This white dude fell in love with a bar girl in Thailand (bar girls probably have seen more dikks then some porn stars) Dude was buying land for her and her family. He would be at work crying on the phone with her because she didn't want to talk to this MF. Whenever it got close to his vacation time though, she would talk to him every day.

Iraq - this white dude went to Thailand for vacation. Came back and one week later, his entire face broke out. It was HERPES . The company fired him immediately

Iraq - Back when I was in the Army this chick in my unit was selling p*ssy out of her tent. Her box was so profitable, she hired a bodyguard while she was on deployment.

Iraq - This other chick in my unit was also selling p*ssy. When we redeployed, she volunteered to go back so she could sell some p*ssy

Iraq - There was this one company that hired Ugandans to be guards. There were some female guards selling p*ssy. There was a tent fire and all of the money they stashed after months of selling p*ssy was lost in the fire

Afghanistan - The medics had a steroid ring going throughout several bases and got busted

Kuwait - chicks would get knocked up and pay dudes to marry them so they could get out of the country. In Kuwait, the husband has to escort their pregnant wives to their flights. Get pregnant without a spouse in Kuwait will get you locked up.

Iraq - A medic and a sniper in my unit were smashing. This chick in my unit was beefing with the medic so she took pictures of them boo'd up and mailed the pictures to the medics husband #GMB. The husband writes his senator with the pictures attached and complains about his wife cheating. The Senator reaches out to the Commanding General and shyt rolled downhill from there. The sniper was a career soldier and got busted down to E4, the Medic got busted down to E3 and they both got field grad article 15s for adultery (lost of rank, forfeiture of pay and extra duty).

Kuwait - this old cat I worked with was smashing escorts on at least a weekly basis. He would brag about how they looked and show of pictures of them. All of these bytches were flabby and sick Chinese hookers for the most part. These bishes looked horrible. He even said he fukked one of these sloppy bishes up the ass I let breh live tho just to keep the fukkery going

 

[Pclarkrsa]

I'm not as good as a storyteller as OP but I'll drop some scenarios.
Iraq - This white dude fell in love with a bar girl in Thailand (bar girls probably have seen more dikks then some porn stars) Dude was buying land for her and her family. He would be at work crying on the phone with her because she didn't want to talk to this MF. Whenever it got close to his vacation time though, she would talk to him every day.

Iraq - this white dude went to Thailand for vacation. Came back and one week later, his entire face broke out. It was HERPES . The company fired him immediately

Iraq - Back when I was in the Army this chick in my unit was selling p*ssy out of her tent. Her box was so profitable, she hired a bodyguard while she was on deployment.

Iraq - This other chick in my unit was also selling p*ssy. When we redeployed, she volunteered to go back so she could sell some p*ssy

Iraq - There was this one company that hired Ugandans to be guards. There were some female guards selling p*ssy. There was a tent fire and all of the money they stashed after months of selling p*ssy was lost in the fire

Afghanistan - The medics had a steroid ring going throughout several bases and got busted

Kuwait - chicks would get knocked up and pay dudes to marry them so they could get out of the country. In Kuwait, the husband has to escort their pregnant wives to their flights. Get pregnant without a spouse in Kuwait will get you locked up.

Iraq - A medic and a sniper in my unit were smashing. This chick in my unit was beefing with the medic so she took pictures of them boo'd up and mailed the pictures to the medics husband #GMB. The husband writes his senator with the pictures attached and complains about his wife cheating. The Senator reaches out to the Commanding General and shyt rolled downhill from there. The sniper was a career soldier and got busted down to E4, the Medic got busted down to E3 and they both got field grad article 15s for adultery (lost of rank, forfeiture of pay and extra duty).

Kuwait - this old cat I worked with was smashing escorts on at least a weekly basis. He would brag about how they looked and show of pictures of them. All of these bytches were flabby and sick Chinese hookers for the most part. These bishes looked horrible. He even said he fukked one of these sloppy bishes up the ass I let breh live tho just to keep the fukkery going

Proper mixture of and , not in order.

 

[True Blue Moon]

i did my tale but mine @YaThreadFloppedB!

Drop the link breh

 

[Thatrogueassdiaz]

Why is adultery against the law in the military?

 

[poppastoppa]

Drop the link breh

Duke & His Hazzards - Inspired by Chaucer GMB

 

[Ricky Dunigan]

@OP ... weird question about the military: My former korean homeboy served before i met him and always mentioned his son by some chick also serving. Little by little he stopped mentioning the kid (or the mom at all).

Fellow Korean we worked with hated dude and took me to the side t tell me that the kid wasn't even his. He took responsibility for the kid and ran with it. I dont know at what point he was sure it wasn't his, but sounds like the mother caught him in the okee doke position.

For those who don't know, does this happen often in the military (far as you know), and are there any specific reasons why these women do the fake paternity shyt until caught?

 

[7th Letter Specialist]

Ex from college became a nurse

They solved the case of who murdered her sister
It was the maintenance man of her complex

I knew dude

Ex married dude she cheated with

Ex stripped at 1 point while in nursing school


She contacted me some years ago

Saying she wanted to marry me
And Hater her husband
Told me about him beating her

Her dumb ass didn't delete the text

Husband saw them
Put her in hospital

Her family blamed me

Ex gains 100 lbs

They still married
She can't have kids
And knew that since she was a teen

I was a 25 series
I changed mos once

hol up! I remember reading this. Wasnt the sister cheatin on her dude w/ the maintenance man? Or she was flirtin w/ him hella tough? Or somethin like that

 

[Kiyoshi-Dono]

 

[Whore D'oeuvres]

Legendary read

All praise due to OP for this riveting tale.

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

hol up! I remember reading this. Wasnt the sister cheatin on her dude w/ the maintenance man? Or she was flirtin w/ him hella tough? Or somethin like that

Yep

The sister was engaged
But was using the maintenance man to get money and gifts cause he was mentally slow